Need help ministering to homeless wenches near my office

[Dr. Gentile]

There's a group of about 5 ladies who sleep together in the dumpster outside my office. Even under all the filth and years of wantoness I think they may still have souls and beautiful bodies worth saving.

But be careful. I think they used to be street h**kers--very cheap ones, no less, who still will do anything for a dollar and a kind word.

Still, they are people and are looking for honest work, and very good with their hands. They also like to work in teams. They are very desperate for help.

I am looking for someone whose faith is strong enough, and is willing to teach these former night vixens the true way of Jesus, and hopefully give them shelter and friendship.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Need help ministering to homeless wenches near my office

Send me their pictures and what you know about them. It's possible I could squeeze them in for private pastoral counseling, provided they're thoroughly cleansed and de-loused.

[angels]

Re: Need help ministering to homeless wenches near my office

Send me their pictures and what you know about them. It's possible I could squeeze them in for private pastoral counseling, provided they're thoroughly cleansed and de-loused.

Oh Rev. Jim. You are such a wonderful Man. Nobody is far from hope when you are near.

[Original Gothster]

Re: Need help ministering to homeless wenches near my office

They're known as dumpster sluts in the business and they're the worst of the worst. These are the whores that other whores make fun of. Complete lost causes if you ask me. I'd just go ahead and lock the lid and push the dumpster into the nearest lake.

Or a big river or the the ocean if it's more convenient.

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: Need help ministering to homeless wenches near my office

My mother told me most vagrants and homeless folks are witches and pedophiles and just plain lazy folks, who live amongst cardboard boxes and street trash to avoid the Law. They are not like the homeless folks of Jesus' time. I was reading just the other day how the Policeforce in other Countries go around setting tramps on fire, because they know how dangerous these folks are. Most of them have AIDS, and have dirty syringes hanging out their arms, and are VERY violent. I would warn any True Christians to be careful when approaching these animals, in case they get AIDS too. I'm not saying we don't try to help them. We could organize a fund-raiser to buy a few Bibles to these unfortunates, just like we do with all those niglett kids in Africa. Praise!