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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #16
    Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Bless you, Mother Glynndie!!! "Pin it on the Pope" - I like it. I like it very much.....
    Perhaps the Pope might enjoy these Bunny Slippers?
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    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

      I confess to not being too informed on matters concerning women's shoes, but I do recall some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day (along with some dire consequences):

      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I confess to not being too informed on matters concerning women's shoes, but I do recall some rule about not wearing white after Labor Day (along with some dire consequences)
        My GOD, that was a terrible blow struck to poor Patty Hearst! And while she was using the Telephone, too!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          Perhaps the Pope might enjoy these Bunny Slippers?
          Mother Glynndie, Bless You and Yours(c) for opening my eyes

          I was blind and could not see, that:

          Rats gazinta rat-slippers gazinta Poop Ratz is the ringleader behind RA9!!! ("Rat Attack 2009")

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #20
            Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            PS JESUS Sister JennyD! Do I squeal on you about all of those 'untrimmed bushes' over there at the Monthly Visitor? Hah?
            Perhaps you failed to notice the bright orange glow in the eastern sky one night about a month ago, when a gang dressed up to look like Landover's security team surrounded the Monthly Visitor and burned it to the ground . . . Conveniently enough, just two days after Pastor Ezekiel accused me of lying about my income and not tithing enough, and saying he'd revoke "fire protection" if I didn't "cough up more for Jesus".
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            Christian Ladies:
            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Perhaps you failed to notice the bright orange glow in the eastern sky one night about a month ago, when a gang dressed up to look like Landover's security team surrounded the Monthly Visitor and burned it to the ground . . .
              Why, this sounds like some of the goings-on which began the American Revolution! (Recently I read that Americans were Concerned not over the tax on "tea" but on liquor. Now what CHRISTIAN would Believe this of Good, God-Fearing, future Americans?)

              That's what one gets for reading in this present secular Society, I suppose...

              Sister JennyD, come Clean with us now: Did the Monthly Visitor stock any of those *Spirited* beverages? Or even possibly did it even contain some non-Christian "books" that needed immolation? Hmmmm?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Women's Shoes 4 Church?

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Why, this sounds like some of the goings-on which began the American Revolution! (Recently I read that Americans were Concerned not over the tax on "tea" but on liquor. Now what CHRISTIAN would Believe this of Good, God-Fearing, future Americans?)

                That's what one gets for reading in this present secular Society, I suppose...

                Sister JennyD, come Clean with us now: Did the Monthly Visitor stock any of those *Spirited* beverages? Or even possibly did it even contain some non-Christian "books" that needed immolation? Hmmmm?
                That could explain why it went up so fast. It really was quite a glow.


                Of course I was on Hong Kong on a Missionary trip that night.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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