[Lola Handcock]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Emil,a woman is not complete without the love of a good man.To guide her through life,to help her be a good Christian .To stand in front of her and protect her from the devil.To give him the joy of father hood is the gift a woman can give a man,to love him ,cook and clean for him and help raise good little christian soldiers.Do you feel the need for thoses things in life ?Or are you afraid of something ?

1. Genesis 2:24
   
   Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
2. Genesis 2:25
3. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
4. Genesis 3:8
   
   And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden.

Genesis 3:16

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Emil,a woman is not complete without the love of a good man.To guide her through life,to help her be a good Christian .To stand in front of her and protect her from the devil.To give him the joy of father hood is the gift a woman can give a man,to love him ,cook and clean for him and help raise good little christian soldiers.Do you feel the need for thoses things in life ?Or are you afraid of something ?

1. Genesis 2:24
   
   Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
2. Genesis 2:25
3. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
4. Genesis 3:8
   
   And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden.

Genesis 3:16

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Well first off I cant leave my father and mother cause they both deseaced. Second I dont run around naked and you shouldnt either. I got throwed in jail again a few weeks ago for takin a leak outside and cause the cop seen part of me aint nobody spose to see ever.

I sure would like some day to be a father and a husband and maybe if I get this new real job I'll be ready to start meetin gals over here to Davenport cause remember I cant leave Iowa or Ill go back to Mount Pleasant again and I sure dont want that no more. That means I cant even go acrost the Missippi river to Moline or Rock Iland. Bettendorf is ok though. Sure wish I lived in Kentucky where theres pretty Christian gals like you thouhg.

I gotta go now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Pastor Zeke, I asked Pastor Merle over here if Baptist fellas can drink beer and he says no but then I seen him drinkin a beer over to the bowlin alley last week. He werent drunk or nothin I saw he just had one bottle while he was ministerin to them 2 young gals in the bar. I mean to end up a real Baptist Pastor Zeke and Im workin real hard to get there but I do like beer every now and then and wonderin if thats somethin I got to give up to prove to Jesus Im worth savin.

Don't worry Brother. Jesus was a fan of wine, and there is nothing in the Good Book that says we can't enjoy an adult beverage. Only the false Christian pantywaists in the SBC think Jesus was a teetoatler.

Just don't overdo it.

[Lola Handcock]

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If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of homers, He Would Have Given Me The Warmth, Compassion and told me To Do So

[Lola Handcock]

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I just received this picture of Jim at his wedding
















Thats just plain wrong!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Now if that dont beat all.

Lola I dont know what to say about that. I could only look on that picture for a few seconds or so before I burped and got that puke taste in my mouth again.

Jims gonna make a real nice snack for satan though aint he Lola? Unless satan is watchin his colesterall! Jim looks like hed fry up a little greasy!

Im so glad your shed of him Lola. Now you can have a good life and maybe some day find yu a good Christian man who can show you the way and you can cook and clean for and sew buttons on and make pie for him too.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Lola I sure hope that fat nancy Jim you was married to can find his way off the earth soon sos you can find somebody some day and get married maybe again. I found out that for as long as Jim can take his breath you cant get married again unless you want to be called adultress thats right! I was real sorry to find out about that Lola cause youd make some lucky feller a real fine bride Id say what with you making fine pot roast and babies and boysenberry pies and all. BUT

Romans 7:2-3: For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to [her] husband so long as he liveth; but if the husband be dead, she is loosed from the law of [her] husband. So then if, while [her] husband liveth, she be married to another man, she shall be called an adulteress: but if her husband be dead, she is free from that law; so that she is no adulteress, though she be married to another man.

pretty much shoots that to pieces now dont it. And even if you found you a feller whos already virgin enough for the both of you it dont matter cause the King James Bible 1611 it says uh uh. Nope. Sorry. Not while your ex is still livin and wastin our precious air by breathin it.Some times feels like ya just cant win for losin.

Praise Jesus I spose.

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil, well to all my friends here at the LBC.I have just received word from my ex husbands parents,Jim and Mike( his new husband/wife not real sure how that works)
were hit by a buss while crossing the street in Boston.Jim's Pa said it were a tragedy that they were killed. I say the Lord got even for them being homers! Yes sir Jim is as flat as a pancake and just as DEAD.

Thank you dear Lord for killen that queer! and I sure hope Jim and Mike rot in hell for all eternity


Praise Jesus

[Emil Sledge]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Lola your kiddin aint ya? I mean I post that you cant get married again as long as hes alive without you bein an adultress in the Lords eyes and he ends up dead right after that?

You aint a witch are ya? I mean thats a might creepy if you ask me. Is this for real or you just wishfull thinkin? The hairs standing up on the back a my neck. Oh boy.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Lola I sure hope that fat nancy Jim you was married to can find his way off the earth soon sos you can find somebody some day and get married maybe again. I found out that for as long as Jim can take his breath you cant get married again unless you want to be called adultress thats right! I was real sorry to find out about that Lola cause youd make some lucky feller a real fine bride Id say what with you making fine pot roast and babies and boysenberry pies and all. BUT pretty much shoots that to pieces now dont it. And even if you found you a feller whos already virgin enough for the both of you it dont matter cause the King James Bible 1611 it says uh uh. Nope. Sorry. Not while your ex is still livin and wastin our precious air by breathin it.Some times feels like ya just cant win for losin.

Praise Jesus I spose.

He has the AIDS now so he'll be dead in 2 to 13 years anyway. Unless something happened to him between then and he dies sooner. Maybe Rectal Disenbowelment Syndrome or maybe he'll fall on a knife if you pray hard enough and tithe enough. If you tithe $30,000 I know a professional prayer named Santiago who will pray to Jesus that that queer dies. Jesus seems to always listen to Santiago's prayers.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

Emil, well to all my friends here at the LBC.I have just received word from my ex husbands parents,Jim and Mike( his new husband/wife not real sure how that works)
were hit by a buss while crossing the street in Boston.Jim's Pa said it were a tragedy that they were killed. I say the Lord got even for them being homers! Yes sir Jim is as flat as a pancake and just as DEAD.

Thank you dear Lord for killen that queer! and I sure hope Jim and Mike rot in hell for all eternity


Praise Jesus

Lola???

You wouldn't be fibbing, now would you???

AS A WOMAN YOU CANNOT REMARRY BECAUSE ONLY THE HUSBAND CAN PUT YOU AWAY. AND AS A CHRISTIAN WOMAN YOU'RE NOT AN ADULTRESS SO HE HAS NO GROUNDS TO PUT YOU AWAY.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

nope flatter than a pancake,Him and mike were drunk and stepped off the curb during rush hour. An eye whitness said they was a kissing and stepped or fell off ths curb SPLAT

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

nope flatter than a pancake,Him and mike were drunk and stepped off the curb during rush hour. An eye whitness said they was a kissing and stepped or fell off ths curb SPLAT

They both just happened to die as soon as Emil shows you that you can't remarry unless Jim dies?

LOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????

[Lola Handcock]

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Remy ,I was praying real hard for the past few days.I asked Jesus to help me out .Iffin Jim did not die I could never find a new husband.I guess it was more better for me to find Jesus and a new husband than it was to keep two queers alive.
The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.I think that a lot of people at the LBC were helping me out with the same prayer.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Is it wrong to hate Homosexerals

He has the AIDS now so he'll be dead in 2 to 13 years anyway. Unless something happened to him between then and he dies sooner. Maybe Rectal Disenbowelment Syndrome or maybe he'll fall on a knife if you pray hard enough and tithe enough. If you tithe $30,000 I know a professional prayer named Santiago who will pray to Jesus that that queer dies. Jesus seems to always listen to Santiago's prayers.

Brother Remy,I gave $1500 to my church in Knob Hill and sent Pastor Ezekiel $1500. out of some money that Jim gave me . I guess the tithe required was a little less than $30,000

Iffin that was not good enough.I signed my divorce papers this morning too.Jim gave me the single wide,the pick up and all the other stuff we had.He did not want none of it.He is giving me $400.00 a month in child support.And then came the real shocker he had a secret savings account with all most $6000.00 dollars in it.I will be taking $3000.00 out today I am giving $1500.00 to the church here in Knob Hill and the other $1500.00 to the LBC.I want to share with both churches cause you helped me find Jesus.I have felt real bad cause I have not been able to give much money to the church.But now I have extra cash and I will put it to work for the LORD.I bet that money will help outfit some of our Christian Soldiers.

From Pastor Ezekiel

Bless your heart sister. That $1500 will come in handy. My 2010 Escalade just came in and it's going to need new spinners. We can use that money to buy some Chick Tracts to hand out at Halloween.
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