[Lola Handcock]

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Brother Remy I need some information
If I move to Freehold how much is the lot rent at the trailer park?
Should I move my single wide or can I buy a double wide at the trailer park?
Iffin I can buy a double wide how much are they ? Looking for 3 or maybe 4 bedrooms for me and my boys.You never know if my family might not get bigger.
Does The LBC own the trailer park? If so is there a discount for being a christian?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Remy I need some information
If I move to Freehold how much is the lot rent at the trailer park?
Should I move my single wide or can I buy a double wide at the trailer park?
Iffin I can buy a double wide how much are they ? Looking for 3 or maybe 4 bedrooms for me and my boys.You never know if my family might not get bigger.
Does The LBC own the trailer park? If so is there a discount for being a christian?

The only information I can help you with is to introduce you to God's favorite Real Estate Agent, Marla Jennings, but the properties she handles might be a bit out of your price range.

[Lola Handcock]

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Well is there a trailer park around ? town some where I wll have about $150.000 or $300.000 in a few weeks or maybe a month ?

I aint never had a house what werent on wheels

[Remy Lebeau]

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Well is there a trailer park around ? town some where I wll have about $150.000 or $300.000 in a few weeks or maybe a month ?

I aint never had a house what werent on wheels

Sister Glendora used to run the Silent Wheels Trailer Park. I don't know who runs it these days. It might have been converted into mexican't lodging for the help. I'll have to look into it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This poor dear will have only $300,000 to her name . . . Practically destitute! Is it possible someone can provide her a job and housing?

I'm sure she'd make a fine upstairs maid for one of Landover's bachelor Pastors. Why, if I were in Freehold, I'd put her to work myself!

Miss Lola, are you OK spending time on your knees? How are you at scrubbing floors?

Also, in my visits to Freehold, I've noticed that many of the Pastors' homes have antique brass hardware on the doors, and I know how they like to keep them shiny. How are you at polishing knobs? Do you have references?

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil I head what you said in the Men only section, I did not read it some one told me.
Anyhow I am getting a new truck in the morning and I will be in Davenport Iowa around supper time. I called the Motel 6 and got directions so I can see you. Over by the river there is a Holiday Inn, it’s a real nice place. I have reserved two rooms there 1 fer you and 1 fer me. I am getting you out of that Motel 6 and away from that Hank feller

Ma said she will take care of the boys until I get settled. She like you a lot and says you will make a fine husband, of course after a proper courtship.
I found a trailer park in Desmoids Iowa just down the road from Freehold .The man there said he has a brand spanking new double wide that I can buy for $54,999 and lot rent is only $100.00 a month .The man at the trailer park said that cause we was members of the LBC he was giving me a deal. Rent is usually $200.00 per month and the double wide is
$ 59,999 the man says that there is plenty of work in the area for people like us
And you should be able to get a good job. He said that he might even have a job for you helping take care of the park, it’s a big one all most 800 trailers. It has gates on the road in so bad people cant get in. I bet he wants you to be a security guard or some thing like that.
I guess if you Love Jesus good things can happen. Jesus and the LBC got us together


Praise Jesus

YIC Lola

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil this is a picture of our new home at the Mobil home park( thats a fancy name huh) and our new truck

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This poor dear will have only $300,000 to her name . . . Practically destitute! Is it possible someone can provide her a job and housing?

I'm sure she'd make a fine upstairs maid for one of Landover's bachelor Pastors. Why, if I were in Freehold, I'd put her to work myself!

Miss Lola, are you OK spending time on your knees? How are you at scrubbing floors?

Also, in my visits to Freehold, I've noticed that many of the Pastors' homes have antique brass hardware on the doors, and I know how they like to keep them shiny. How are you at polishing knobs? Do you have references?

I'd offer her work, but I've got a 14 year old Indonesian houseboy who does all that. He's pretty good at his job too, but he needs a good whipping sometimes, as Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible.

Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

[Emil Sledge]

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Lola we aint even courted yet! You comin here? Tomorow? What? You wanna be my wife for real? Oh boy oh boy oh boy I dont know about this. Um. Lola you never even met me before and I wont be home from work til about 8 or 9 tomorow night from the buffin shop and Ill be all kindas a dirty from work and I still gotta talk some more to BoBb4God about a few man things and mmmmmmmmm I gotta cal my perole oficer if Im movin to DesMoins. Maybe I just call the buffin shop tomorow and tell them I got to see the doctor. Maybe I can get to the doctor tomorow stead a Friday. Oh I just dont know what to do now. I gotta go outside for a little bit real hot in here.

[Lola Handcock]

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Dont Fret none Emil we got a lot of time to court. I will leave my phone number at the desk. You just call when you get home from work.My room at the Holiday Inn has a small kichen I will make you a Pot roast and your favorite PIE..Your room is way down the hall from me all most 5 doors. I will come and pick you up.It will be ok .You can talk to bob4god when ever you like.We aint in no rush .

[Emil Sledge]

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Ok I can breath better now. Lola is you for real comin here tomorow? You say your gettin me out a this Motel 6 you mean for when your in Davenport here right? You dont mean out out do you? Lola I dont even have no money except bus fare and lunch coins til I get my very first payday this comin friday. Then I gotta send some tithe (love oferin like I promiced Pastor Zeke)) over to Landover Baptist Church right away cause they been by my side ever since Pastor Merle got me on this here forum. They been real nice to me and I been gettin quite a ejacluation from so many folks there. If I skip work tomorow I figur Ill still get about 3 hunderd dollers for my first payday on Friday. How much a that do you reckon I might oughta tithe over to the LBC? Lola Im scared to death to meet you tomorow if its really for real that is. I hope your not just funnin me cause I mean to play hooky from the buffin shop tomorow. I might take a extra long shower in my swimmin trunks of course so I can be real clean and I gotta make sure that buffin compound aint under my nails even at all and Ill make real sure my hair dont smell like brass. Il be wearing my Sunday go to meetin cloths just for you if your realy comin to see me. I sure hope its for real Lola.

[Emil Sledge]

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Dont Fret none Emil we got a lot of time to court. I will leave my phone number at the desk. You just call when you get home from work.My room at the Holiday Inn has a small kichen I will make you a Pot roast and your favorite PIE..Your room is way down the hall from me all most 5 doors. I will come and pick you up.It will be ok .You can talk to bob4god when ever you like.We aint in no rush .

Pot roast and pie? Lola wont we need a shaperone?

[Lola Handcock]

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Hi Emil

Bet you cant guess where I am.
I am at a real nice truck stop in Springfield ILL. on interstate 55.
I told the waitress I wanted to check my Email ,she asked if I had a laptop computer.I told her it was brand new only a month old.She said the had free whyfi ,just turn it on and connect to the Internet .I asked where I should plug into the wall at.She told me I did not need a phone line.Well I did what she said and it sure fired worked WITH OUT NO WIRE.
These people in the state of Illinois sure are smart. Except they call this the land of Lincoln.And everyone knows that Honest Abe Lincoln comes from Kentucky.

Emil I have a room at the Holiday Inn in Davenport just for you. I have my own just down the hall 5 rooms away.Its all paid for well when I get there it will be .You don't need to be a worried about money I got all most $270,000 dollars ,most of it is in a cashier's check but I do have $10,000 in cash wrapped up in my money belt.I had $295,000 but my new truck cost $24,000 dollars.Its red and a 4 wheel drive club cab.It has a CD player ,Air conditioning and them mud flaps that has that funny cartoon feller on them what says back off. I think his name is 2 gun Sam

Will you pack up your bags and tell your probation officer you are moving over to the Holiday Inn by the River.I need to get you away from that Hank feller before he gets you in trouble with the naked girls.Ask that Marge lady if she will chaperon fer us,tell her you most likely will be moving over to Freehold in a few days ,or a soon as the feller gets the double wide bolted together.

I am making good time so look for me around 1 or 2 this after noon.I got to go my truck is full up with gas and I have ate all my biscuits and gravy

YIC Lola

[Emil Sledge]

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Lola I called Marge and asked her if she wanna shaperone for our first date tonight and she said she will for sure. She got her a room at the same Holiday Inn and she told the person she wanted to be right close to where your room and my room is and aint it right between. She said wild horses couldnt keep her from shaperonin for us but I dont know why thered be wild horses in the Holiday Inn. You sure we got rooms inside? And even if there was wild horses in Iowa I dont know why theyd be interested in keepin her from shaperonin for me and you anyhoo. She said she been to lots a sleepovers and she gots this special tape for my door at night. Dont make a lick a sence to me but she think she gotta tape my door closed at night. Oh and Marge said she dont like pot roast.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Emil, don't forget to visit the doctor like we discussed. You want to be sure everything's working right!