Roleplaying "Games"

[MuffinHead]

Some of my friends have recently shown an interest in these abominations. What should i do?!

[HTannor]

Re: Roleplaying "Games"

I'll give you the same reponse I gave to that Joo in the post just before this one.



"First off, Unsaved Trash with the Hebrew first name, go back and properly introduce yourself.

Once you've done that, we may offer you some Godly advice.

Until then, don't expect us to bail out your sorry ass come to your assitance."


And then tell us how you came up with that dipshit unusual name.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Roleplaying "Games"

Some of my friends have recently shown an interest in these abominations. What should i do?!

Those "Role Playing Games" were invented by the slopes and lead to faggotry. The Bible tells us to live our lives like Jesus would.

That's why I never wear shoes or sock when I'm up on stage preaching.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Disgusting, Pastor Zeke! I see from that video that the Homosexual Agenda is working hard in Japan trying to recruit youth.

First it starts as role-playing cops and robbers. Then when kids are in their teens they are role-playing Level 85 elves with magickal powers. By the time they reach adulthood they are role-playing master and slave in full BDSM leather gear. It's just a sick, twisted plan by the Homosexual Agenda to recruit our children.

[Tumpelritter]

Re: Roleplaying "Games"

Some of my friends have recently shown an interest in these abominations. What should i do?!

Dear Sir,

there are some traditional, well tested Christian methods to fight this evil. For example, you can write a sign: "D&D is the devil`s playground!" and protest in front of your friend`s houses. This shows them, how ridiculous their games are. You will see a lot of laughing people who pass by.

Also talk to your friends. Tell them that there is a real alternative to playing a gay hero battling fictional devils in a game: become a Christian warrior and combat real devils in our world! If your friends want to play fanatic witch burning Paladins, invite them into your church or republican party club and talk to them.

Instead of fighting orcs in the woods, fight homers in nightclubs (by prayer, of course!)
Instead of killing trolls under the bridge, fight abortionists in clinics (though it´s not yet allowed to shoot them, watch out!)

[Backwards Child]

Re: Roleplaying "Games"

Dear Sir,

there are some traditional, well tested Christian methods to fight this evil. For example, you can write a sign: "D&D is the devil`s playground!" and protest in front of your friend`s houses. This shows them, how ridiculous their games are. You will see a lot of laughing people who pass by.

Also talk to your friends. Tell them that there is a real alternative to playing a gay hero battling real devils in a game: become a Christian warrior and combat real devils in our world! If your friends want to play fanatic witch burning Paladins, invite them into your church or republican party club and talk to them.

Instead of fighting orcs in the woods, fight homers in nightclubs (by prayer, of course!)
Instead of killing trolls under the bridge, fight abortionists in clinics (though it´s not yet allowed to shoot them, watch out!)

I'm pretty sure that they're laughing at how retarded your sign is... I still think this whole site is faked, there is simply no way...
By the way, thanks for reminding me to play Dragon Age: Origins, I'd forgotten about it for a while.

[klaangen]

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and god said: he whom plays the games of roles shall be cast in to flamming firers of hell...

[Noah Dint]

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and god said: he whom plays the games of roles shall be cast in to flamming firers of hell...

Where in the Holy Scripture does it say that Godmocker?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Roleplaying "Games"

God doesn't play games. You'll see.

[MindlessFool]

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Those "Role Playing Games" were invented by the slopes and lead to faggotry. The Bible tells us to live our lives like Jesus would.

That's why I never wear shoes or sock when I'm up on stage preaching.

The average lifespan of a human around that time was also approximately 55 and royalty only bathed up to twice a year, how often do you think "Jesus" bathed, by that logic you should bathe that often, just let me remind you how little water there is in the middle east. The sunglasses emoticon was a nice touch, good thing you can wear those because "Jesus" did to stop sun glare.