Benny Hinn

[Emil Sledge]

I was watchin TV real late last night and this guy Benny Hinn was on and he was bumpin people in the fore head and they was fallin over on the floor and I guess they was all cured a what ever was a ailin them. It was amazin! I never seen nothin like that befoe! This one lady she was in a wheel chair and she couldnt walk at all and a couple a there real big guys they helped her to stand up with Bennys hand on her head and then he bumped her and down she went only she got up on her feet and she were all cured and didnt need the wheel chair no more at all. I tell you I cryed when she stood up all cured like that. So this Benny Hinn guy he goes all over the world spreadin the news about Jesus and he said if people will just follow the law of the seed they will get rewarded 3 folds. His helper Todd he said if you send Benny a little bit of faith money specially if you think you cant afford it that God will pay you back a lots more kinda just like that Copeland feller said too. I almost did but then I rembered that I better check with my own church to see if this guys for real and if God will really pay me back like Todd whos Bennys helper said. Does the LBC give money to Benny so he can go places and bump peoples for heads and make them better too? Hey Pastor Zeke can you do that head bumpin thing and fix people right up like Benny can? Heck Id rather just send you the money if you can fix people like that.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Benny Hinn

I wouldn't be sending any money to Benny Hinn. That man is an unscrupulous charlatan that has crossed me over the years.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Benny Hinn

I was watchin TV real late last night and this guy Benny Hinn was on and he was bumpin people in the fore head and they was fallin over on the floor and I guess they was all cured a what ever was a ailin them. It was amazin! I never seen nothin like that befoe! This one lady she was in a wheel chair and she couldnt walk at all and a couple a there real big guys they helped her to stand up with Bennys hand on her head and then he bumped her and down she went only she got up on her feet and she were all cured and didnt need the wheel chair no more at all. I tell you I cryed when she stood up all cured like that. So this Benny Hinn guy he goes all over the world spreadin the news about Jesus and he said if people will just follow the law of the seed they will get rewarded 3 folds. His helper Todd he said if you send Benny a little bit of faith money specially if you think you cant afford it that God will pay you back a lots more kinda just like that Copeland feller said too. I almost did but then I rembered that I better check with my own church to see if this guys for real and if God will really pay me back like Todd whos Bennys helper said. Does the LBC give money to Benny so he can go places and bump peoples for heads and make them better too? Hey Pastor Zeke can you do that head bumpin thing and fix people right up like Benny can? Heck Id rather just send you the money if you can fix people like that.

Don't you worr about it, Emil. Here at Landover Baptist, we can handle anything. Truth be told, my father, the late Pastor Lamentations Flint, taught Pastor Hinn everything he knows. I used to caddy for them. Pastor Deacon Fred and Dick Cheney used to make up a foursome with them. Oh, the stories I could tell...

Anyway, I think Jesus wants you to keep your Love Offerings right here at His favorite Church, Emil. I'll tell Pastor Hinn that you caught his show. I'll tell you what, if you can drop a C-note in the Collection Plate this Sunday, I might be able to swing an autographed picture of Pastor Benny for you.