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  • #31
    Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
    None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?
    It must be total coincidence, or perhaps even a conspiracy of Satan's to test people's faith.

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    • #32
      Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      It must be total coincidence, or perhaps even a conspiracy of Satan's to test people's faith.
      But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

      Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
      I like tacos.
      105!

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      • #33
        Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

        Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
        But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

        Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
        And the Achilles tendon! If that's injured we only can't walk. Not like being able to move and run isn't important.

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        • #34
          Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

          Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
          None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?
          *consults the "Generic Landover Answers" booklet*

          Ahh, here's one that suits. *coughs*. "The Lord made us this way so that we may prove our strength of will and devotion to the lord and his teachings". Yeah, that sounds like the kind of answer that would suit here.
          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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          • #35
            Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

            Don't you little Hellbound faggits have anything better to do than to persecute God's Chosen and waste GODLY banwith? I bet you guys are all obese, zit-faced, pasty white little losers that never leave home and eat cheetos and McDee's all day.

            It's summer time. shouldn't you Homers be out blowing up frogs with fire crackers, sodomizing farms animals and each other? You are going to Hell anyway..........

            Shooo Demons! Shoooo!
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            • #36
              Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              And the Achilles tendon! If that's injured we only can't walk. Not like being able to move and run isn't important.
              Not to mention it was the ancient punishment for slaves who attempted to escape. For their disobedience, they'd have their Achilles Tendon severed. Wasn't god a genius when he created us?

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              blowing up frogs with fire crackers
              Funny you should mention that...
              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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              • #37
                Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Don't you little Hellbound faggits have anything better to do than to persecute God's Chosen and waste GODLY banwith? I bet you guys are all obese, zit-faced, pasty white little losers that never leave home and eat cheetos and McDee's all day.

                It's summer time. shouldn't you Homers be out blowing up frogs with fire crackers, sodomizing farms animals and each other? You are going to Hell anyway..........

                Shooo Demons! Shoooo!
                Looks like you'd suck at gambling.

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                • #38
                  Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                  Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                  Not to mention it was the ancient punishment for slaves who attempted to escape. For their disobedience, they'd have their Achilles Tendon severed. Wasn't god a genius when he created us?
                  See? God gave His chosen an inbuilt mechanism for protecting their property! Glory! And don't forget the immortal soul - could you intelligently design one of those?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #39
                    Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                    Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
                    But "god" made the humans. Satan had nothing to do with god's handiwork.

                    Might I also add, "god" is an EXCELLENT craftsmen. This neck here, that could be broken and cause instant death, FOOL PROOF! And these wrists, in which an accident can cut, and cause one to bleed to death. PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
                    Fool. God made satan too!

                    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

                    And where did you get the idea that God made all Mankind indestructable? Did that voice in your head tell you that?

                    We are made invincible ONLY through Christ. With Him all things are possible. With your master satan, you are like a pile of faggots, waiting to be burned.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Fool. God made satan too!

                      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

                      And where did you get the idea that God made all Mankind indestructable? Did that voice in your head tell you that?

                      We are made invincible ONLY through Christ. With Him all things are possible. With your master satan, you are like a pile of faggots, waiting to be burned.
                      Why did God create Satan? Was it just for kicks?

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                      • #41
                        Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        Why did God create Satan? Was it just for kicks?
                        I swear I'm going to change your name to "whywhywhy."

                        God does what He does. He is not an immature zit-faced homer like you who does things just because he feels like it. God has a plan and sticks to it. That plan also includes sending the vast majority of people who have ever lived on the planet earth to an everlasting lake of fire where they will be tortured in unspeakable ways without letup. Obviously, you'd need satan to accomplish all that.

                        “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” --Jeremiah 25:33

                        God created hell as a sign of His love.

                        [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles? --Romans 9:22-24
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I swear I'm going to change your name to "whywhywhy."
                          Ok, here's another question...that's not a why question.!

                          Have you figured out what your least favorite verse is yet?

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                          • #43
                            Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            Ok, here's another question...that's not a why question.!

                            Have you figured out what your least favorite verse is yet?
                            Nope. So far I love them all. I love the Lord.

                            Do you have scripture that you hate?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Nope. So far I love them all. I love the Lord.

                              Do you have scripture that you hate?
                              Not particularly no. I'm going to wait until I finish reading your version of the Bible before I say anything on it.

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