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  • #16
    Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

    Whatever the case, it still supports my point of, in order to assist in getting the seed to the right area, a simple bit of guidance would fix the problem in seconds.
    As opposed to continued attempts at floundering around in the dark (no pun intended ).
    Which is better?
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    • #17
      Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

      Rachael, this is exactly why I suggest having one of our Pastors visit this couple, and give hands-on demonstration to the husband.

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      • #18
        Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

        I think we might need to go back to identifying the naughty parts. There is some chance, the young man is unaware of the cooter part. Also, at one point, I was told that a deserving couple can make a baby by kissing and asking our Lord Jesus Christ for a child to raise for HIS Army.
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        • #19
          Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          We've been over the definition of sodomy already, man on female doesn't count as sodomy.

          The sin here is that he spills his seed (ie it goes where it is not supposed to go)..
          He MUST fertilize the correct place, or he is guilty of murdering the unborn souls in the seed!
          You must be joking. Man on female counts as sodomy in law and according to the dictionaries.
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          sodomy
          noun
          intercourse via the anus, committed by a man with a man or woman
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          sod·om·y
          –noun
          1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.

          2. copulation with a member of the same sex.

          3. bestiality </search?q=bestiality> (def. 4).
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          Always has, always will. No argument about it. He's a sodomite and committed buggery too. The man is bound for hell for sure if you bapwits are correct in your interpretation of the scribblings you over-rate so much.

          Ignorance is no excuse he has to be stoned. His wife should be stoned too. doesn't it say if a man buggerize or sodomize anything he and the thing has to be put down? Sure it does. He has to be taken to the gates of the city and stoned until he's dead.

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          • #20
            Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I think we might need to go back to identifying the naughty parts. There is some chance, the young man is unaware of the cooter part. Also, at one point, I was told that a deserving couple can make a baby by kissing and asking our Lord Jesus Christ for a child to raise for HIS Army.
            I don't think that's really gonna work Sister Glendora, Ma'am. I have been told that using the same toilet seat as a boy can make you pregnant but I don't think kissing and praying will do it. I think that you have to somehow get some seed into the actual cooter part, you know, somehow.

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            • #21
              Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

              I'm not making excuses for the fellow. But perhaps he forgot to roll her in flour first and got confused...?
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              • #22
                Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Whatever the case, it still supports my point of, in order to assist in getting the seed to the right area, a simple bit of guidance would fix the problem in seconds.
                As opposed to continued attempts at floundering around in the dark (no pun intended ).
                Which is better?
                Good point Mrs Van Whatsit, that's just what I think myself! Although I can't help thinking that even with a bit of guidance there's still going to be a lot of floundering about in the dark literally in this case.

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                • #23
                  Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                  Originally posted by Lunadea View Post
                  You must be joking. Man on female counts as sodomy in law and according to the dictionaries.
                  Save your silly definitions, heathen.
                  Without the Bible, you wouldn't even have the word 'sodomy' so you don't have any say whatsover about what it is defined as!

                  Always has, always will. No argument about it. He's a sodomite and committed buggery too. The man is bound for hell for sure if you bapwits are correct in your interpretation of the scribblings you over-rate so much.
                  What did the men of SODOM want to do? Have sex with men. (Thus: sodomy.)

                  Although he may be a sodomite in the sense that he who commits one sin is guilty of them all.. (James 2:10)
                  As yes, he did "bugger" her.. (and thus murdered the unborn! ) but he didn't commit sodomy:
                  It's only sodomy when a man does something vile with/to another man.

                  Ignorance is no excuse he has to be stoned. His wife should be stoned too. doesn't it say if a man buggerize or sodomize anything he and the thing has to be put down? Sure it does. He has to be taken to the gates of the city and stoned until he's dead.
                  No, it doesn't say anything that "if a man 'buggerize' ANYTHING he has to be put down."

                  It says:
                  If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
                  They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                  Leviticus 20:13

                  Also, it doesn't say exactly how we are to kill homers, just that they are to be killed:
                  Burning them, shooting them, hanging them etc...
                  It's just as viable a sentence as stoning.
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                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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                  • #24
                    Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                    Oh my. The poor woman. What an unfortunate experience! I can only hope that when a suitable man is chosen for me, the same does not happen!

                    As to the woman in question, perhaps, like Mother Glendora said, the naughty parts need to be identified by the husband in question? My, how horrible.

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                    • #25
                      Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      Save your silly definitions, heathen.
                      Without the Bible, you wouldn't even have the word 'sodomy' so you don't have any say whatsover about what it is defined as!

                      What did the men of SODOM want to do? Have sex with men. (Thus: sodomy.)

                      Although he may be a sodomite in the sense that he who commits one sin is guilty of them all.. (James 2:10)
                      As yes, he did "bugger" her.. (and thus murdered the unborn! ) but he didn't commit sodomy:
                      It's only sodomy when a man does something vile with/to another man.

                      No, it doesn't say anything that "if a man 'buggerize' ANYTHING he has to be put down."

                      It says:
                      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
                      They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                      Leviticus 20:13

                      Also, it doesn't say exactly how we are to kill homers, just that they are to be killed:
                      Burning them, shooting them, hanging them etc...
                      It's just as viable a sentence as stoning.
                      No, I don't have any say how it's defined. It's defined by how it's used and it means rear-end intercourse man on man or man on woman. That's the way it's used and I've seen True Christians use it that way. change it to suit yourself you are not talking English.

                      Of course he committed sodomy. the men of sodom wanted to rear end people (aand this was before the motor car). That's what sodomy is. He sodomised and buggerised his wife. He should be put to death:
                      Lev 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

                      Lev 20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
                      See it says that if he buggerizes anything they both should be put to death. Stoning is fine. there is plenty of precedent for it. I remember Brother One-Eyed-Jack the great theologian who was a zillion times brighter than you saying that we could sometimes infer things from the KJV1611. We can too. We can infer that the men of sodom wanted to rear end things. not just other men but anything in their path. And beasts.

                      This husband of this woman is not a Godly man or god would have guided him into the proper port. He's under an evil influence action should be taken before it's too late.

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                      • #26
                        Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                        Originally posted by Lunadea View Post
                        No, I don't have any say how it's defined. It's defined by how it's used and it means rear-end intercourse man on man or man on woman. That's the way it's used and I've seen True Christians use it that way. change it to suit yourself you are not talking English.

                        Of course he committed sodomy. the men of sodom wanted to rear end people (aand this was before the motor car). That's what sodomy is. He sodomised and buggerised his wife. He should be put to death:


                        See it says that if he buggerizes anything they both should be put to death. Stoning is fine. there is plenty of precedent for it. I remember Brother One-Eyed-Jack the great theologian who was a zillion times brighter than you saying that we could sometimes infer things from the KJV1611. We can too. We can infer that the men of sodom wanted to rear end things. not just other men but anything in their path. And beasts.
                        No it doesn't. I don't know if you have allowed a Jap to sodomise you in the ear or what, but the KJV clearly states that men who lie with men as with women are to be put to death; nowhere does it mention men who lie with women as if they were men. And those verses you posted are relevant only to those folk (usually Welshmen or Kiwis) who fornicate with animals; while it may sometimes be difficult to tell women and cows apart it would be a Darwinist heresy to equate them.
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                        • #27
                          Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                          Originally posted by Lunadea View Post
                          Good point Mrs Van Whatsit, that's just what I think myself! Although I can't help thinking that even with a bit of guidance there's still going to be a lot of floundering about in the dark literally in this case.
                          So it would seem.
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                          • #28
                            Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                            So.....

                            They had [deleted] on the first night?

                            Okay.

                            Well.....

                            So what?

                            If she liked it, then she did.

                            As for the dude......

                            Someone failed sex ed, for sure.
                            Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-23-2007, 04:30 AM. Reason: Removed obscenity

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                            • #29
                              Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              You mean what's the big deal? I think Hell is a pretty big deal. At least it is to me. She should lay there, keep her mouth shut and not move a muscle until she's been fertilized!
                              (I've lost count how many times I've asked this question on these forums...but here it goes again!)

                              Where's the fun in that?

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                              • #30
                                Re: For women only. Men, this will just make you sick.

                                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                (I've lost count how many times I've asked this question on these forums...but here it goes again!)

                                Where's the fun in that?
                                None that I can see. If it isn't supposed to feel good, then why do we have all those sensitive nerve endings there, and why do they seem to have a direct connection to the pleasure centers of the brain?
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