Scared of Hunting?!

[Harold Law]

Friends I need help and guidance on a particular matter. I was bitterly dissapointed today after finding out that my nephew is apparently too "In tune with nature" as he put it to go hunting. I thank the Lord that this conversation took place over the phone or I would have immediately strangled him to death on the spot! At this point im not sure if there is any chance of saving my nephew. My liberal no good brother injected all this nonsense into his head that animals have "Feelings" and "Feel Pain". The boy's becoming a gosh-darned sodomite, and that only leads to one place! I mean really, who would turn down pouring some buckshot into some stupid yet extremely delicious beast?

What's worse is I caught the boy on the computer last weekend.... he was doing the absolute unthinkable...looking at that boy Ubama's latest speech through that demon spewing website Jootube or whatever it's called.

Any advice is appreciated, Harold Law

Go with Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Sounds like the boy turned queer. Has his father searched his room for gay porn, Mario games and PETA pamphlets?

[HTannor]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

What that boy needs is some total immersion in Testosterone Land.

I suggest you take him by the arm and lead him to the nearest Marine Recruitment Station. (Under NO circumstances should he be allowed to even see an Air Force recruiter. They will ply him with cute little cookies and soft drinks.)

Once in the Marines he'll become a true lover of weaponry and will quickly learn that shooting bunnies, ducks, moose, and the odd Muslim is all in a day's work for a real man.

[Once was lost]

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Up here we have a right of passage for young lads like that. It takes place in the springtime on our ice floes. We give our young men an instrument called a Hakapik and most take like Ducks to water whacking young Seal pups on the head. I took 26 on my first day out at the ripe old age of fourteen. Of course no trip to the ice would even be considered before we had community prayer at the local church for a blessing of the hunt.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Up here we have a right of passage for young lads like that. It takes place in the springtime on our ice floes. We give our young men an instrument called a Hakapik and most take like Ducks to water whacking young Seal pups on the head. I took 26 on my first day out at the ripe old age of fourteen. Of course no trip to the ice would even be considered before we had community prayer at the local church for a blessing of the hunt.

Gotta love you Newfs!

My ex-Eskimo wife particularly enjoys seal pup eyeballs.

[HTannor]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Excellent idea, Brother Once.

Activities like this will certainly build up one's skills. Just look at the wrist action.

[Harold Law]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Excellent advice, praise god. If I could afford the tickets to Alaska i'd sent the little bastard to get me some seal jerky. For now i'll just have to be content with signing him up without his knowledge to the Marines. Nothing those boys can't take care of.

[whopboy]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Sounds like the boy turned queer. Has his father searched his room for gay porn, Mario games and PETA pamphlets?

Really, are you honestly saying Mario games and PETA pamphlets are signs of homosexuality. Its ignorant people like yourself that gives religion a bad name. And I would like to hear how PETA can possibly be homosexual or in anyway bad.

[HTannor]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

If Pastor Ezekiel says it, then it's true.


As for you, nancyboy, being banned on your first post shows us how valuable your opinion is. Frankly, it would have been nice if you were banned before your first post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

Really, are you honestly saying Mario games and PETA pamphlets are signs of homosexuality. Its ignorant people like yourself that gives religion a bad name. And I would like to hear how PETA can possibly be homosexual or in anyway bad.

All you had to do was to click on the links I provided.


Too late now. Enjoy hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

I shoot an animal everyday. It is like crapping, something I have to do to feel regular.

[HTannor]

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Preach it, Brother James.


This just makes me want to break out the frying pan:

[James Hutchins]

Re: Scared of Hunting?!

That is so cute, Brother HT, though the cross hairs really should be up a bit for a one shot, one kill. The way that gun is aimed, the shot will merely wipe that insidious smile off of Bambi's face. That image is typical Walt Devily propoganda.
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