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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831

    #151
    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    Where is it?
    It was in some topic (the name of which I don't remember, this was a week or more ago) where someone asked the same question, and they came up with something about white being the color of purity, and the hat is like...pointing to God or something like that.

    I don't remember it fully, but he'll probably tell you again.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #152
      Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      I'm listening to Slayer now. First album.

      I have seen Black sabbath once and am seeing them again in November. Metallica, I have also seen. Metal is not evil. Gangsta rap, and hardcore punk is. How have they devoted it, exactly?
      The first Slayer album? Is that not the one where he declares himself to be the Antichrist? Friend, there is no way any reasonable person can claim that Slayer are not blasphemous and anti-Christian.
      Acutally, the guy hated Pantera.
      Oh really?
      Those who knew Nathan claim that he was a big fan of Pantera, and that he often showed signs of mental instability... Gale played semi-pro football for the Lima Thunder, and was known to have listened to Pantera albums in preparation for each game.
      Hardly, you just lack my mind. What is your IQ?
      Dunno, never measured.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #153
        Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

        Yeah, he does. The song your thinking of is called "Anti-christ." They are anti-christain, I have long know it. But as I said earlier, I don't really care for lyrics.

        Gale is better of dead. Millions agree with me. But can we not discuss Darrell's murder? It is just...well, the guy was murdered, and I think we should leave him be. Though, I just thought I should stay, as the closing piece - that wasn't Pantera he fired on, it was another band Darrell was playing in.

        Fair enough.

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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #154
          Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

          Sorry, but it's just, I don't really care if it's funny to you, that Burton was killed, but just keep it to yourself, brother? As a fellow christian? Because telling me that one of the greatest bassists in the world, aged 24, desevred it, is very disrepectful. Not to me, but to his family.

          Btw: You guys need a post edit for members.

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          • Sista Lateefah
            Honorary White Woman.
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2007
            • 522

            #155
            Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            Well then, how come one of your clergymen has a Klansman as his avatar (By your standards, he oughta be defrocked!)
            Please do not make slanderous accusatations about Pastah BJ and his Godly security staff. My ex-joo husband work fo' the SS and he do not have a racist bone in his body! They's all good people. Here be a picture o' my husband with summa his buddies (he do not be wearin' his robe in this one):

            sigpic
            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #156
              Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
              Yeah, he does. The song your thinking of is called "Anti-christ." They are anti-christain, I have long know it. But as I said earlier, I don't really care for lyrics.

              Gale is better of dead. Millions agree with me. But can we not discuss Darrell's murder? It is just...well, the guy was murdered, and I think we should leave him be. Though, I just thought I should stay, as the closing piece - that wasn't Pantera he fired on, it was another band Darrell was playing in.

              Fair enough.
              "Darrell?" That is the faggiest name I've ever heard. All fags are better off dead, so they don't spread the AIDS all over the place.

              They should give that guy who murdered him a medal.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #157
                Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                I said leave it!! As in stop talking about it, and start talking about the women and with marriage issuses.

                Well they didn't, Pastor. They blew Gale's head off with a shotgun in response. The police officer who shot Gale got a medal! Haha.

                Aids is a medical problem, one that is not meant to be joked about.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #158
                  Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  I said leave it!! As in stop talking about it, and start talking about the women and with marriage issuses.

                  Well they didn't, Pastor. They blew Gale's head off with a shotgun in response. The police officer who shot Gale got a medal! Haha.

                  Aids is a medical problem, one that is not meant to be joked about.
                  Please tell me the name of the police department where your faggy hero was sent to hell. I'd like to make a donation to their Policemen's Benevolent Fund.

                  Are you trying to tell us that you caught the AIDS too? Great, now I'll have to throw this computer away because it probably caught the AIDS off of you too.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #159
                    Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                    No, I have not got Aids. It's not funny that people are dying from it, and your laughing. That is what i said. If you could read basic English, you'd know what I said.

                    If you like I'll send it on your behalf.

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                    • stealtfc
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 151

                      #160
                      Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                      these people will blame anything they can on the work of satan.... uh oh! One of them is praying for my salvation!!! I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF JESUS IN MY BODY!! I CAN FEEL HIS HOLY MIGHT RUNNING THROUGH MY..... oh wait, never mind. That's that cheeseburger i had an hour ago. heh.

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                      • commie!commie!commie!
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 104

                        #161
                        Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Personally, if God were ever to smite me with a wife, I would wish to ensure that she spent as much of her waking life crying as possible. Perhaps it would be preferable if she avoided weeping while preparing food, but perhaps not - the salty taste of her tears when added to my rice might provide a valuable reminder of the Sin of Eve. I'd say that, if you break down in tears in front of him at every possible occassion, it'd give any decent, loving Christian husband a warm feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. If he's in an especially good mood, he might give you an extra backhander or two, just to show he cares.
                        what is your husband supposed to disipline you for how is he supposed too and how many times a day?

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #162
                          Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                          Originally posted by citycitycity View Post
                          what is your husband supposed to disipline you for how is he supposed too and how many times a day?
                          I don't have a husband. He is supposed to discipline his wife for doing things wrong, however he feels, and however often she does something wrong.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • stealtfc
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 151

                            #163
                            Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                            So, sister, how is that therapy coming? Has your husband gone to anger management yet, like the court ordered him to? As i hear, he is doing much better.

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #164
                              Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                              Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                              So, sister, how is that therapy coming? Has your husband gone to anger management yet, like the court ordered him to? As i hear, he is doing much better.
                              Lies, pure and simple. No court as ever ordered my husband, Mr. Whitford, to do anything, let alone go to "anger management". He is the picture of Christian grace and patience and only disciplines me when necessary.
                              However, if you continue to libel us like this, we may all see the inside of a courtroom sooner than later.
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                              • stealtfc
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 151

                                #165
                                Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Lies, pure and simple. No court as ever ordered my husband, Mr. Whitford, to do anything, let alone go to "anger management". He is the picture of Christian grace and patience and only disciplines me when necessary.
                                However, if you continue to libel us like this, we may all see the inside of a courtroom sooner than later.
                                Yeah, i know. I hope we see that courtroom, maybe we can finally convict your husband of abuse. That therapist has been trying for ages........

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