[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Only an unsaved idiot would dare question God's Grace. He does things His way, not yours, fool.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

Why take the longer, less efficient, and arguably more idiotic way then? Its like he's daring you to watch it, if he didn't want you to be tempted, why allow the temptation to exist? If you say its because he's testing us, well that's kinda sick. Like a kid playing with ants, placing block in their path to see what they'll do. He's god, he's omniscient, he already knows everything about everyone, whats the point of all this other stuff?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why take the longer, less efficient, and arguably more idiotic way then? Its like he's daring you to watch it, if he didn't want you to be tempted, why allow the temptation to exist? If you say its because he's testing us, well that's kinda sick. Like a kid playing with ants, placing block in their path to see what they'll do. He's god, he's omniscient, he already knows everything about everyone, whats the point of all this other stuff?

Translation:

Oh boo hoo hoo! I don't understand everything God does for me so I spend my time thinking up idiotic and trivial questions to show how much smarter I am than God.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Translation:

Translation: I don't have an answer so I'll make fun of him to make myself look cool for the others and enforce my manly ego and further convince myself of my bead on reality.

[Enobarbus]

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Translation: I don't have an answer so I'll make fun of him to make myself look cool for the others and enforce my manly ego and further convince myself of my bead on reality.

Of course he has an answer. Your question is the oldest in the book, and if you are so silly you don't know the answer there is probably little point in trying to enlighten you.

Yes, God has allowed evil. Nothing could be more plain than that. God allows it. Why don't you go and Google "the problem of evil" or do some research before you come here and ask stupid questions.

Men have sinned and we all deserve hell-fire but God has given us the opportunity to choose good if we so desire. Savvy? If there was no evil there would be no choice, would there?

[Brother Temperance]

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It's Jesus who will frazzle, frizzle, and fry you in the pits of Hell, Bernal.

Hmmm, I wonder how long it'll be before the liberal Jews who control the cereal industry bring out a cereal called "Frazzle, Frizzle and Fry", aimed at making the torments of Hell seem like breakfast time fun for kids.

So Jesus is in hell now, is he?

So what films do you recommend?

Because I've learned more about life from "Y Tu Mama Tambien" than the KJV1611 will ever teach me.

Friend, learning how to roll doobies (note, in passing, the similarity to a Harry Potter character) from the drugs and fornicate with every spick in sight does not count as a valuable life lesson.

Why take the longer, less efficient, and arguably more idiotic way then? Its like he's daring you to watch it, if he didn't want you to be tempted, why allow the temptation to exist? If you say its because he's testing us, well that's kinda sick. Like a kid playing with ants, placing block in their path to see what they'll do. He's god, he's omniscient, he already knows everything about everyone, whats the point of all this other stuff?

What's the point of allowing Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, or allowing Satan to smite Job's family and flock? Have you ever heard the saying "God works in simple and easily-understood ways"? No? Neither have I, and there's a reason for that.

[Enobarbus]

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So Jesus is in hell now, is he?

So what films do you recommend?

Because I've learned more about life from "Y Tu Mama Tambien" than the KJV1611 will ever teach me.

>>>So Jesus is in hell now, is he?<<<

He is omnipresent, as a matter of fact. Do you think that you are amusing making smart-alec comments like that? That you are going to frazzle we True Christians™.

I don't follow your logic. I said:

It's Jesus who will frazzle, frizzle, and fry you in the pits of Hell, Bernal.

Are you suggesting that this means that Jesus is in hell?

If I said that I was going to fry a sausage in a frying pan, would that suggest that I was going to get into the pan with it? Have you been drinking Bernie? Or smoking something that you shouldn't? I'm sorry, but I have to ask. We can't have inebriated people in God's favourite church and you are not making much sense.

>>>Because I've learned more about life from "Y Tu Mama Tambien" than the KJV1611 will ever teach me.[/QUOTE]<<<

Oh dear. I can see no way to avoid upsetting you again Bernie; but along with your blasphemy you are again showing little cinematographic (didn't you use that word yourself) discrimination.

Satan has blinded you. The teaching and wisdom in the KJV1611 is beyond compare.

And while I would never watch pornographic trash let alone foreign pornographic trash (unless it was necessary as part of my ministry) I have heard of this teenage movie you speak of.

Have you been reading and believing the amateur critics on IMDb, Bernie?

And is this where the name Bernal comes from?

You have been profoundly influenced by an idiotically over-rated movie that is no more in the long run than a series of fornications.

Bernie, if you think that you have learnt anything about life (apart from about fornication and adultery) from Y Tu Mama Tambien you are a much more lost and sorry soul than I had realised.

Bernie, I beg you, please start reading the KJV1611 earnestly and with a real attempt to understand it. Jesus is all powerful and there is even hope for someone like yourself if you are prepared to humble yourself and give your heart to the Lord. Do it Bernie, before it is too late. And stop watching filthy foreign films, too.

[nikilds]

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Whenever I need to feel the singe of hell, I'll know to go to threads that Joo and Bernal posted in.

[Betty Lambskin]

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Whenever I need to feel the singe of hell, I'll know to go to threads that Joo and Bernal posted in.

Yes, you can almost smell Sodom burning.

oh! That's my pie!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yes, you can almost smell Sodom burning.

oh! That's my pie!

Don't you people ever eat anything but pie? All that sugar isn't good for you, you know.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Whenever I need to feel the singe of hell, I'll know to go to threads that Joo and Bernal posted in.

Why I've already gained a reputation!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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XD

@ Threadstarter: What kind of kinky stuff were YOU looking for when you found that!?

*ROFLCOPTER.*

[Glendora Christianson]

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XD

@ Threadstarter: What kind of kinky stuff were YOU looking for when you found that!?

I assume you are referring to the video. Our council of pastors alerted me to the video and bicycle "Mming" epidemic. We certainly would never find sexual pleasure in anything, including making babies for GOD's Army.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Think about this, a properly dressed women by your definition, no skin other than the face and hands, long dress/gown to the floor, but we werent supposed to even wear clothing, god dident want us to, we only wear them because of modesty, wich we attained after adam and eve ate the fruit..so really we SHOULD all be naked!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I am naked under my 4 petticoats and my partydress.

[Ixi]

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This gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!

I'm riding my bike more often!