[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

What are you getting at now? You're implying that I'm pushing drugs aren't you? Wow you are such a gentlemen. Trust me Zeke if I was doing that, I wouldn't be broke now would I?

SO WHY AREN'T YOU TITHING, YOU UNSPEAKABLE JOOISH DOPEFIEND?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

SO WHY AREN'T YOU TITHING, YOU UNSPEAKABLE JOOISH DOPEFIEND?

BECAUSE I AM BROKE, BECAUSE I DON'T PUSH DRUGS.

That answer your question?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Quite simple, because Joy is an emotion which comes about from certain chemical reactions withing the brain and body. You mentally feel good from it.

BECAUSE I AM BROKE, BECAUSE I DON'T PUSH DRUGS.

That answer your question?

Well then why are you so well-aquainted with the chemical effects of illegal narcotics?

And why are you urging True Christians to "feel good from" these narcotics?

And while we're at it, why is it that all you joos turn out to be dope peddlers or pornographers? Do you hate America that much?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

BECAUSE I AM BROKE, BECAUSE I DON'T PUSH DRUGS.

That answer your question?

You claim to not be a Joo as well. How can we trust anything you say?

[Homertard]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

I fail to see how a bike is a problem.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

I fail to see how a bike is a problem.

Failure seems to be a common theme for you.

If you watch the video that started this thread, you will witness a girl on a bicycle having what is called an "orgasm". Obviously you've never witnessed one of those, as I already said, failure is a common theme for you.

Anyway, orgasms are sinful, and unless the harlot in the video swiftly donates all her assets including credit cards to Christ's Only Church, the next orgasm she'll experience will be Satan ejaculating molten lead onto her flayed face.

[Homertard]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

That's very hard to beileve. I suggest you lay off drugs for ooh say, atleast 20 years.

You have never met/seen/spoken to me before. You really have no clues on me.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Well then why are you so well-aquainted with the chemical effects of illegal narcotics?

And why are you urging True Christians to "feel good from" these narcotics?

And while we're at it, why is it that all you joos turn out to be dope peddlers or pornographers? Do you hate America that much?

Because I went to school where we learned these things through anti-drug classes and programs, as well as from many drug users in our classes. I knew several stoners, smokers, drinkers, and even some who took heroine and they'd freely describe what it does, and just as freely say we shouldn't do it a few moments later because it's not worth it.

I'm not urging True Christians to feel good from any narcotics, I'm just urging people to feel good in general, to he happy with life and with themselves. You don't need drugs for that.

Second I can't answer that question because not only is it a generalization but I don't know. I'm not Jewish so I know even less about that.

I don't hate America, if I did I would have left already, I just don't agree with some of the things it is doing, but that doesn't mean I hate it.

You claim to not be a Joo as well. How can we trust anything you say?

You can't trust anything I say, just like I can't trust anything you say. Lying over the internet is incredibly easy so it's not wise to take anything said without a grain of salt. Believe what you want and be happy.

[Nobar King]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

I saw this bicycle yesterday and took a picture as an example of gay bicycles. Look at the bubble gum pink rims and nut-padding.


Also, notice that it's a fixed gear bike. All the fags think this is a great fad. And see how the cyclist attached the lock to the seat post? Gay. Any normal cyclist would know that the seat comes off easily and the bike could be stolen. Also, have you ever seen handlebars like that? Look how far forward they are, causing the rider to bend over with his ass in the air, signaling to other homos nearby. If you look closely you can see blue dice valve stem covers: Gay.

If you look even closer, you will notice that the chain is PURPLE! Totally gay.

[tLakota]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Could be possible that it is a female's bike? That would make it girly, not gay.

[Nobar King]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Like some lesbo triathelete?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Could be possible that it is a female's bike? That would make it girly, not gay.

Praise your simple Christian and womanly faith Sister tLakota, but observe how far the saddle is from the floor - surely this would indicate a gentleman as the rider and a gentleman of unspeakable proclivities to boot!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

I think bicylces are pure evil.

I stay away from bicycles ever since I saw one of my negroe black buck servants sniffing the seat of my exercise bike.

[Nobar King]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

This kind of thing is happening everywhere. Just google it.

05.01.08 - Record 3,000 Participants in AIDS/LifeCycle Expected to Raise $11+ Million to Fight AIDS


Cyclists from 10 Countries and 42 States Set Out June 1 on 545-mile, 7-day Ride

San Francisco, May 1, 2008 – Three thousand people from around the world and nearly every state, ranging in age from 18 to 81, will participate in this year’s AIDS/LifeCycle. The 7-day, 545-mile bike ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles, which begins June 1, is expected to raise more than $11 million for the fight against AIDS--more than any other annual event.

This seems like an excuse for a bunch of homers to go on a vacation and stare at each other's spandex clad asses all day long. I bet they have a LOT of fun in their tents when the ride is over for the day.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Homers and lezbeans; there’s just something perverting about cycling.

See the look on the rear rider’s face and what he’s staring at?

And here are two naked lezbeans –

What’s the message here? Is it, “If you want an entry into an ungodly lifestyle that God finds an abomination, try cycling”?