[Bernal]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

You show some respect you brazen little snot-nosed whelp. Mother Glynndie has long been blessed by the Lord as a leader amongst the gentle Sisters of Landover, and those with a gift for ministery are led by the Lord to those matters of concern to his flock.

I am tempted to award you warning points for contumelious comments about one of Landover's most respected members.

Yeesh, I was just asking a question.
Are you hinting that god showed her this video?

[Enobarbus]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

So...do you go trolling around the internet looking for bicycle masturbation videos or do you just happen to stumble across them?

You show some respect you brazen little snot-nosed whelp. Mother Glynndie has long been blessed by the Lord as a leader amongst the gentle Sisters of Landover, and those with a gift for ministery are led by the Lord to those matters of concern to his flock.

I am tempted to award you warning points for contumelious comments about one of Landover's most respected members.

[Enobarbus]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Nope, but her comment was.

Her comment was adolescent, banal, and tiresomely predictable. It seems that too much M'ing has addled the brains of all you sinners. You need to find Jesus before it is altogether too late (if it's not already).

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

This gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!

See you at the Velodrome!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Of course I have no idea what you are talking about. But if I am in anyway correct in the assumption that I am making -- safe enough when dealing with loathesome sinners -- you will not use these Godly boards to promote any type of sin. And that includes the piracy of software and the stealing of films music, etc, via p2p networking techniques (or whatever they call it).

You know perfectly well that this is theft (unless it is done for the express purpose of Glorifying the Lord Jesus) and you will be swept away in torrents of righteous indignation off these boards forever if you start promoting that stuff here.

Fair enough good sir.

[Enobarbus]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

*Ahem...Torrents.*

Of course I have no idea what you are talking about. But if I am in anyway correct in the assumption that I am making -- safe enough when dealing with loathesome sinners -- you will not use these Godly boards to promote any type of sin. And that includes the piracy of software and the stealing of films music, etc, via p2p networking techniques (or whatever they call it).

You know perfectly well that this is theft (unless it is done for the express purpose of Glorifying the Lord Jesus) and you will be swept away in torrents of righteous indignation off these boards forever if you start promoting that stuff here.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Lucky. My stingy parents won't get netflix. I'll just hope it'll come on IFC or Sundance...

*Ahem...Torrents.*

[Miss Hikari]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Netflix is a gift from, dare I say it...god. I thought I used to like movies a lot, now I know that I was cinematically ignorant - I had never watched a foreign film before Netflix.

And it all started with "Y Tu Mama Tambien". (I would put the accents in over the correct letters if I knew how...)

*happy sigh*

I don't know, Hii, the cheapest plan on Netflix is $5.99 give or take.

Too much for my parents. Maybe I'll save up for one of those prepaid credit cards. They wouldn't pay for my internet if I didn't say it was for school.

[Bernal]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Lucky. My stingy parents won't get netflix. I'll just hope it'll come on IFC or Sundance...

Netflix is a gift from, dare I say it...god. I thought I used to like movies a lot, now I know that I was cinematically ignorant - I had never watched a foreign film before Netflix.

And it all started with "Y Tu Mama Tambien". (I would put the accents in over the correct letters if I knew how...)

*happy sigh*

I don't know, Hii, the cheapest plan on Netflix is $5.99 give or take.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Here's the plot summary from imdb.com:



Sounds lovely, ha. If it's anything more like that clip, I ought to Netflix it.

P.S. There are mixed reviews on IMDB. Some are saying it's like a German "American Pie". No clue. I'll put it in my queue.

Lucky. My stingy parents won't get netflix. I'll just hope it'll come on IFC or Sundance...

[Bernal]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Here's the plot summary from imdb.com:

Inken (Diana Amft) is an eighteen years old girl, frustrated for not having had an orgasm yet with her boy-friend. Her two best friends are Vicky (Felicitas Woll), who is in the same situation as Inken without knowing the pleasure of an orgasm, and the still virgin Lena (Karoline Herfurth). Inken and Vicky try to find a man or woman able to give pleasure to them while Lena has her heart broken by her boy-friend. But they find a mate and achieve their dreams.

Sounds lovely, ha. If it's anything more like that clip, I ought to Netflix it.

P.S. There are mixed reviews on IMDB. Some are saying it's like a German "American Pie". No clue. I'll put it in my queue.

[Bernal]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Yeah. I wanna see the whole thing now. That clip had me laughing my ass off.

I know! It was so absurdly funny, I can't even imagine what the rest of the film is about. I should IMDB it, but I'm feeling a little lethargic as of now.

[Miss Hikari]

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I enjoyed when the other woman starts looking at her bicycle in a whole new perspective. Haha.


Foreign films ROCK!

Yeah. I wanna see the whole thing now. That clip had me laughing my ass off.

[Bernal]

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I enjoyed when the other woman starts looking at her bicycle in a whole new perspective. Haha.


Foreign films ROCK!

[TheMagician]

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That poor woman.