[Miss Hikari]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

Lmao! Oh that's funny...

*curtsies* I'm glad I could give you a daily dose of laugh! A dose a day keeps the fundies away!
-Hii

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: A Warning About Bicycles!

As as True Christian, Glyndie was merely doing her job to protect those more vulnerable. As Christians, we are to do our best to condemn that which is unholy, and when she found this despicable video, she passed it along as well she should have, so that Pastors can examine it and determine just how sinful it is. It is our duty to pass judgment on these evil things, so that we might serve as a shining example to the rest of the sinful world who might simply find the video amusing....

Fair enough I suppose.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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But good Sister, it was a legitimate question. That's the same as if someone comments on a person's assets. They wouldn't comment if they hadn't been looking, intentionally or otherwise.

As as True Christian, Glyndie was merely doing her job to protect those more vulnerable. As Christians, we are to do our best to condemn that which is unholy, and when she found this despicable video, she passed it along as well she should have, so that Pastors can examine it and determine just how sinful it is. It is our duty to pass judgment on these evil things, so that we might serve as a shining example to the rest of the sinful world who might simply find the video amusing....

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You are disgusting. How dare you talk to Mother G like that.

Bicyle seats are known causes for depravity and perversion. Years ago, I used to have an excersise bike and when I would be done using it, my ningra house servant would go sniff the seat when he thought no one was looking. Now, I'm not sure what happened...my Daddy said it was a hunting accident...but he was found out hanging in the trees in the forest. If you ask me, I think it was a wiccan ritual.

We True Christians must always be on the look out for sin. I INSIST you stop harassing us. We don't go to your lezbean animie forums and harass you, now DO we.

Stern, Sister Thumper

But good Sister, it was a legitimate question. That's the same as if someone comments on a person's assets. They wouldn't comment if they hadn't been looking, intentionally or otherwise.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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So...do you go trolling around the internet looking for bicycle masturbation videos or do you just happen to stumble across them?

You are disgusting. How dare you talk to Mother G like that.

Bicyle seats are known causes for depravity and perversion. Years ago, I used to have an excersise bike and when I would be done using it, my ningra house servant would go sniff the seat when he thought no one was looking. Now, I'm not sure what happened...my Daddy said it was a hunting accident...but he was found out hanging in the trees in the forest. If you ask me, I think it was a wiccan ritual.

We True Christians must always be on the look out for sin. I INSIST you stop harassing us. We don't go to your lezbean animie forums and harass you, now DO we.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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So...do you go trolling around the internet looking for bicycle masturbation videos or do you just happen to stumble across them?

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[Bernal]

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Every spring I worry about women riding bicycles. It is no secret that peddling on a bicycle seat can lead to the M activity. I even found one disgusting website that claims having an orgasm while riding a bike is normal. I just want to let everyone know that Jesus doesn't approve, in fact, I am certain he would run you bikers over with HIS Hummer if HE knew what you really were up to.

So...do you go trolling around the internet looking for bicycle masturbation videos or do you just happen to stumble across them?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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There is nothing funny about that shameful trollup Ming on a bicyle. She is going to Hell.

Do you think THAT is funny too?

Nope, but her comment was.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Lmao! Oh that's funny...

There is nothing funny about that shameful trollup Ming on a bicyle. She is going to Hell.

Do you think THAT is funny too?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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This gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!

Lmao! Oh that's funny...

[Bobby-Joe]

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Every spring I worry about women riding bicycles. It is no secret that peddling on a bicycle seat can lead to the M activity. I even found one disgusting website that claims having an orgasm while riding a bike is normal. I just want to let everyone know that Jesus doesn't approve, in fact, I am certain he would run you bikers over with HIS Hummer if HE knew what you really were up to.

Mother Glendora,

I was puzzled about you and the Freehold Lady's Public Morality Association’s petition to get bicycles banned from the streets but have I seen this video I understand why now! I have been concerned for a while that the major manufacturers of bicycles were Japanese, now I know why. So they can violate the innocent flesh of our Christian woman hood!

That the fact that this video shows a blonde haired woman says it all, the Japanese male’s mindless lust for blonde’s is well known. Bicycles are nothing more than a vehicle for Japanese men to fornicate with something they have no natural right too. A woman’s bicycle seat is nothing more than a stand in for an Asian tallywacker! A cruel hard piece of plastic designed by cunning minds to be a sin trap for the unwary.

I shudder to think of the countless numbers of women who have been tricked and despoiled this way.. To think the women we love and protect must hide themselves away in the dark as the cry, moan and writhe in agony from the shame they fell after experiencing the cruel attentions of this rape machine. This must stop now!

Ban the Bicycle NOW!

[Miss Hikari]

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This gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!

[nikilds]

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Myself I don't trust cyclism. They are mostly communists and perverts. Bad for business = Bad for Christ.

Im sure cycling, in France nonetheless, is the main reason Lance Armstrong got cancer. I dont think he learned his lesson the first time since he's still riding the big metal rod with 2 wheels. I'm sure he'll receive his cancer back until he stops this cycling mess.

[nikilds]

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'tis true Mr. Mayfield.

My skirt got caught in the bicycle gears and got the polyester all grimy and oily. Kind of symbolic of what M does to your soul if I do say so myself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Myself I don't trust cyclism. They are mostly communists and perverts. Bad for business = Bad for Christ.