[Joo (Quarantined)]

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SO WHY AREN'T YOU TITHING, YOU UNSPEAKABLE JOOISH DOPEFIEND?

BECAUSE I AM BROKE, BECAUSE I DON'T PUSH DRUGS.

That answer your question?

[Brother Temperance]

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What are you getting at now? You're implying that I'm pushing drugs aren't you? Wow you are such a gentlemen. Trust me Zeke if I was doing that, I wouldn't be broke now would I?

SO WHY AREN'T YOU TITHING, YOU UNSPEAKABLE JOOISH DOPEFIEND?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Don't try pushing your dope here, jooboy.

We get high on JESUS, not nigra weed or dago elephant tranquilizers.

What are you getting at now? You're implying that I'm pushing drugs aren't you? Wow you are such a gentlemen. Trust me Zeke if I was doing that, I wouldn't be broke now would I?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Quite simple, because Joy is an emotion which comes about from certain chemical reactions withing the brain and body. You mentally feel good from it.

Don't try pushing your dope here, jooboy.

We get high on JESUS, not nigra weed or dago elephant tranquilizers.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Being a Christ-killing joo, what would you know about such things? The pleasure Jesus rewards His followers with is indescribable joy, in every sense of the word.

Until you stop doing satan's bidding, you will be forever denied access to such wonder and bliss. I'm glad I'm not you.

Quite simple, because Joy is an emotion which comes about from certain chemical reactions withing the brain and body. You mentally feel good from it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I would donate if I hadn't already given all my money to these wonderful people:

http://religiousmovements.lib.virgin...ms/Family.html

"They depart from the mainstream however, in their sacralization of sexuality and their belief that sexuality between consenting adults is admissable independent of marital relations, and communication with departed spirits amongst other doctrines. James Richardson defines these beliefs as follows: "Although the group espouses a Christian fundamentalist belief system, its sexual ethics are remarkably flexible and justified through the founding prophet's theological innovations (Richardson and Davis, 1983). The group sanctions sex between single heterosexual members and sex outside the bonds of matrimony, and for a few years the COG sanctioned the use of sex as a recruitment tool, an Evangelical ministry referred to as "flirty fishing" (Richardson and Davis 1983: Wallis 1979).

Great, we have a hippie sympathizer among us. Someone put lilith back in her cage.

[sephy26946]

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I would donate if I hadn't already given all my money to these wonderful people:

http://religiousmovements.lib.virgin...ms/Family.html

"They depart from the mainstream however, in their sacralization of sexuality and their belief that sexuality between consenting adults is admissable independent of marital relations, and communication with departed spirits amongst other doctrines. James Richardson defines these beliefs as follows: "Although the group espouses a Christian fundamentalist belief system, its sexual ethics are remarkably flexible and justified through the founding prophet's theological innovations (Richardson and Davis, 1983). The group sanctions sex between single heterosexual members and sex outside the bonds of matrimony, and for a few years the COG sanctioned the use of sex as a recruitment tool, an Evangelical ministry referred to as "flirty fishing" (Richardson and Davis 1983: Wallis 1979).

[Remy Lebeau]

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I hope you know I was joking...

No, I did not think you were joking. Did I suspect you were LYING? Yes, I suspected you were a good for nothing liar.

Proverbs 17:4 A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.

God hath declared you an evil doer who follows advice from other naughty men.

Proverbs 19:22 The desire of a man is his kindness: and a poor man is better than a liar.

You'd be better off tithing every single cent you have than being the good for nothing liar that you are.

You dont have to pay to be in Jesus's favor.

Proverbs 6:
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Jesus hates it when you lie, sinner. Yet you do it so brazenly. Jesus sacrificed Himself temporarily for your sins. Why do you hate Jesus and steal from Him?

[Brother Temperance]

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I hope you know I was joking...

You dont have to pay to be in Jesus's favor.

We had guessed you were probably lying, yes. Would you care to refute the Scripture that Brother Remy posted, or are you happy just totally ignoring the Bible?

[sephy26946]

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I hope you know I was joking...

You dont have to pay to be in Jesus's favor.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh, Jesus wants your tithe and doesn't take it lightly...

Act 5:
[1] But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession,
[2] And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet.
[3] But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land?
[4] Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God.
[5] And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.
[6] And the young men arose, wound him up, and carried him out, and buried him.
[7] And it was about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing what was done, came in.
[8] And Peter answered unto her, Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much? And she said, Yea, for so much.
[9] Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out.
[10] Then fell she down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost: and the young men came in, and found her dead, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her husband.
[11] And great fear came upon all the church, and upon as many as heard these things.

Fool around with the Lord and you too may end up dropping dead right where you stand.

Praise! Jesus is happy with you worshipping outside on the grass, but only if you've sold your house to tithe!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Show me in the bible where it says I have to give you money and I will send $1000. I have looked and cannot find it.

Hebrew 7:5 And verily they that are of the sons of Levi, who receive the office of the priesthood, have a commandment to take tithes of the people according to the law, that is, of their brethren, though they come out of the loins of Abraham:

The priest of today are the pastors of Landover Baptist Church and it is commanded by God in His Law that tithes be delivered to the pastors.

Malachi 3:
[8] Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
[9] Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.

You are a thief if you don't tithed and should be in jail. We will be expecting that $1000, thank you very much.

I forget... is it televangelism when you demand money and try to justify it by saying its for the church when in reality Jesus would be content with his people worshiping on the grass outside?

Oh, Jesus wants your tithe and doesn't take it lightly...

Act 5:
[1] But a certain man named Ananias, with Sapphira his wife, sold a possession,
[2] And kept back part of the price, his wife also being privy to it, and brought a certain part, and laid it at the apostles' feet.
[3] But Peter said, Ananias, why hath Satan filled thine heart to lie to the Holy Ghost, and to keep back part of the price of the land?
[4] Whiles it remained, was it not thine own? and after it was sold, was it not in thine own power? why hast thou conceived this thing in thine heart? thou hast not lied unto men, but unto God.
[5] And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.
[6] And the young men arose, wound him up, and carried him out, and buried him.
[7] And it was about the space of three hours after, when his wife, not knowing what was done, came in.
[8] And Peter answered unto her, Tell me whether ye sold the land for so much? And she said, Yea, for so much.
[9] Then Peter said unto her, How is it that ye have agreed together to tempt the Spirit of the Lord? behold, the feet of them which have buried thy husband are at the door, and shall carry thee out.
[10] Then fell she down straightway at his feet, and yielded up the ghost: and the young men came in, and found her dead, and, carrying her forth, buried her by her husband.
[11] And great fear came upon all the church, and upon as many as heard these things.

Fool around with the Lord and you too may end up dropping dead right where you stand.

[sephy26946]

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If you have a job then why haven't you sent in your tithe? Don't try and rob Jesus!

Click on that Paypal button at the bottom of this page right now!

Show me in the bible where it says I have to give you money and I will send $1000. I have looked and cannot find it.

I forget... is it televangelism when you demand money and try to justify it by saying its for the church when in reality Jesus would be content with his people worshiping on the grass outside?

[Brother Temperance]

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god its like being 150 years ago...

You got that right! God is a being who is like He was 150 years ago, 2000 years ago, or even 6000 for that matter!

Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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God temporarily sacrificed His only begotten son just so He wouldn't have to torture you for eternity. Yes, He did it all for you. That's awesome. Why do you hate Him so?