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cycling is good exercise
cycling is good exercise
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Re: A Warning About Bicycles!
Of course it is, and it gets you from place to place.Originally posted by eightofninekev View PostA candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i be worrieds about that as well.Originally posted by Mrs.MommaGlynndie View Post
so i trieds a liddle experimints i tawt a kitty to rides a tri-sickle insteads an she not be m-ing, she not amuseds 
she grumpy an real mads
but at least she has her liddle furry mind on them higher thangs 
. so i concludes that tri-sickles not as hornay to rides as bi-sickles, it true! 
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If you have a job then why haven't you sent in your tithe? Don't try and rob Jesus!Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Precious Petal, that kitty is sitting up on the seat in a much more Godly fashion, UNLIKE THIS GAL, WHO IS SURE TO ROT IN HELL. And with the price of gasoline these days, I'm not surprised your kitty friend has resorted to the humility of traveling under her own power. But a fine Christian like you (and me) should protect our precious parts from prying eyes by traveling in a proper Christian vehicle.Originally posted by Petal View PostMrs.Momma Glynndie, i be worrieds about that as well.so i trieds a liddle experimints i tawt a kitty to rides a tri-sickle insteads...
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I've been riding bicycles since I was a little girl, and I've never had an "orgasm" (although, to be perfectly honest, I don't even know what one feels like).
The Lord is my shepherd: I shall not want.Comment
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That's a shame. Now I'm not telling you to do anything, but I am saying that I can almost guarantee you'd like it. It's pretty much the most pleasurable physical feeling you can attain. At least I've never found nor heard of anything better so far.Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View PostI've been riding bicycles since I was a little girl, and I've never had an "orgasm" (although, to be perfectly honest, I don't even know what one feels like).Comment
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What are you, a pervert? Now you tell us that you ride around on your bicycle masturbating? Disgusting.Originally posted by Joo View Post
Jesus hates that, I guarantee.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Um...no. I was just talking about the sensation of an orgasm, not how or where to achieve one.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat are you, a pervert? Now you tell us that you ride around on your bicycle masturbating? Disgusting.
Jesus hates that, I guarantee.Comment
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Originally posted by Joo View Post
The biggest pleasure is when you open your heart to Jesus and accept him into your life.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Having watched this film several times, I now understand that the whole "cyclepath" subculture is nothing but a satanic orgy of sin. Did you know that most major cities have events called "critical mass" where hundreds of violent cyclepaths tear around the streets, no doubt having malevolent pleasures such as those witnessed in this film - only multiplied by hundreds!
Cyclepaths, I have added you to MY LIST! You are equal in sin only with my other recent addition, sign-makers:
I've been suspitious of them for a while, gradually collecting photos of examples I've come across in myvarious travels.
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Over here, it's illegal to organise that sort of terrorist activity, although sadly those who are simply taking part can't be arrested. It seems like the folk over in Milwaukee know how to deal with that sort of rabble, though.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
Every time I think that hippies have reached the outer limits of human stupidity, they continue to surprise me.Critical Mass has been happening in MKE for 3 years off an on, and police brutality is a fantastic reason to keep on doing it.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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That's a spiritual pleasure. Perhaps Mental too if you want to get technical, but not physical.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostComment
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Being a Christ-killing joo, what would you know about such things? The pleasure Jesus rewards His followers with is indescribable joy, in every sense of the word.Originally posted by Joo View Post
Until you stop doing satan's bidding, you will be forever denied access to such wonder and bliss. I'm glad I'm not you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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