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Every spring I worry about women riding bicycles. It is no secret that peddling on a bicycle seat can lead to the M activity. I even found one disgusting website that claims having an orgasm while riding a bike is normal. I just want to let everyone know that Jesus doesn't approve, in fact, I am certain he would run you bikers over with HIS Hummer if HE knew what you really were up to.
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Not to mention a properly dressed woman couldn't ride a bike anyway.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Myself I don't trust cyclism. They are mostly communists and perverts. Bad for business = Bad for Christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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'tis true Mr. Mayfield.
My skirt got caught in the bicycle gears and got the polyester all grimy and oily. Kind of symbolic of what M does to your soul if I do say so myself.Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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Im sure cycling, in France nonetheless, is the main reason Lance Armstrong got cancer. I dont think he learned his lesson the first time since he's still riding the big metal rod with 2 wheels. I'm sure he'll receive his cancer back until he stops this cycling mess.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostMyself I don't trust cyclism. They are mostly communists and perverts. Bad for business = Bad for Christ.Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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This gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!
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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Mother Glendora,
I was puzzled about you and the Freehold Lady's Public Morality Association’s petition to get bicycles banned from the streets but have I seen this video I understand why now! I have been concerned for a while that the major manufacturers of bicycles were Japanese, now I know why. So they can violate the innocent flesh of our Christian woman hood!
That the fact that this video shows a blonde haired woman says it all, the Japanese male’s mindless lust for blonde’s is well known. Bicycles are nothing more than a vehicle for Japanese men to fornicate with something they have no natural right too. A woman’s bicycle seat is nothing more than a stand in for an Asian tallywacker! A cruel hard piece of plastic designed by cunning minds to be a sin trap for the unwary.
I shudder to think of the countless numbers of women who have been tricked and despoiled this way.. To think the women we love and protect must hide themselves away in the dark as the cry, moan and writhe in agony from the shame they fell after experiencing the cruel attentions of this rape machine. This must stop now!
Ban the Bicycle NOW!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Lmao! Oh that's funny...Originally posted by Miss Hikari View PostThis gives me a reason to start going on bike rides again. Thanks for the tip Landover!Comment
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Nope, but her comment was.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostComment
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So...do you go trolling around the internet looking for bicycle masturbation videos or do you just happen to stumble across them?Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."Comment
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You are disgusting. How dare you talk to Mother G like that.Originally posted by Bernal View Post
Bicyle seats are known causes for depravity and perversion. Years ago, I used to have an excersise bike and when I would be done using it, my ningra house servant would go sniff the seat when he thought no one was looking. Now, I'm not sure what happened...my Daddy said it was a hunting accident...but he was found out hanging in the trees in the forest. If you ask me, I think it was a wiccan ritual.
We True Christians must always be on the look out for sin. I INSIST you stop harassing us. We don't go to your lezbean animie forums and harass you, now DO we.
Stern, Sister ThumperLast edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 06-16-2007, 01:31 AM.Comment
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But good Sister, it was a legitimate question. That's the same as if someone comments on a person's assets. They wouldn't comment if they hadn't been looking, intentionally or otherwise.Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostComment
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As as True Christian, Glyndie was merely doing her job to protect those more vulnerable. As Christians, we are to do our best to condemn that which is unholy, and when she found this despicable video, she passed it along as well she should have, so that Pastors can examine it and determine just how sinful it is. It is our duty to pass judgment on these evil things, so that we might serve as a shining example to the rest of the sinful world who might simply find the video amusing....Originally posted by Joo View PostTrump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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