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  • Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

    I would like to propose a friendly outreach program to homersexuals to encourage them to change their lifestyles. Instead of being direct and telling them they will go to Hell (which the atheists apparently look down on), I thought: how about letting them continue to call themselves gay without being sinful?

    Quoting from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay

    Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French (surprised?) gai, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German gāhi quick, sudden
    Date: 14th century
    1 a : happily excited : merry <in a gay mood> b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>
    2 a : bright, lively <gay sunny meadows> b : brilliant in color
    3 : given to social pleasures; also : licentious
    4 a : homosexual <gay men> b : of, relating to, or used by homosexuals <the gay rights movement> <a gay bar>
    synonyms see lively
    gay adverb
    gay·ness noun

    As we can see, definitions 1, 2 and 3 are all relatively decent. It is the 4th definition that is wrong. So it looks like the word has been hijacked for a rather nefarious purpose.

    Perhaps we can point this out and say: you can be gay and not go to Hell. Then they will respond "Yay, where do I sign up? Can my gay friend Anton sign up too?" Then we can show the dictionary to them and let them choose from definitions 1, 2 or 3.

    This may drastically lower the threshold for them as they won't have to go cold turkey. They can continue to say "I'm gay" for some time to come. Of course the other definitions would be dodgy as well... but we take it step by step.

    Then, once the influx of new sinful influences has been halted, we can work on removing the built-up sin in their systems. That is where other programs may kick in. But by then, they will be much more receptive to the message.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

  • #2
    Re: Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

    In the latest episode of South Park it is declared that the word Gay now will stand for motorcykle driver...

    Peace be with you...

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    • #3
      Re: Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

      Perhaps, but I also think we should ban them from using the third definition of the word, just to be on the safe side.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        Re: Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        Yay, where do I sign up? Can my gay friend Anton sign up too?
        I am not so sure whe should invite them as pairs.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          I am not so sure whe should invite them as pairs.
          Excellent point.

          That would be like putting an alcoholic in the same room as a bottle of liquor.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • #6
            Re: Proposal: outreach program "Be Gay Another Way"

            While this program has not yet formally taken off, I can claim a first success.

            I have been able, with significant help from the Lord, to convince in contact with two gentlemen on a gay forum to become gay-another-way instead of the abominational sense!

            Prayerfully, they will become gay in no way at all, but at least the step to actually entering into a rehabilitation program with become much smaller.

            The world is looking a little bit better today...
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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