[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

so you live to die..

Well, you will die as well I presume. And you don't live to die. You live to earn your place in Heaven.

if the bible would aloud you to suicide would right? because you where faster where you wan't to be.. in heaven

Which is probably exactly the reason the Bible doesn't allow this. See how smart God is?

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

so you live to die..

if the bible would aloud you to suicide would right? because you where faster where you wan't to be.. in heaven

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

who or what makes you believe that everything you believe in is right?

Because it is in the Bible.

what if you die with a hard cancer.. you have to live with for 10 years.. it that gods will ?

We will all die at some point in some way. The only thing that matters is what happens after you die.

what if you lie in you bed.. dieing.. and think back of you're live.. and you'd think that you could have enjoyd your live much more.. and god would have thought that would have been fine.. because he send you to earth to learn.. and enjoy..

God didn't send us to Earth to enjoy ourselves. We are on Earth to suffer and earn a spot in Heaven.

god gave us feelings to use them.. and not to follow his rules and just ignore what he gave us (feelings)

God gave us a book, the Holy Bible, that exactly describes what he expects from us. He made it easy.

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I was wondering if I should time responding to you. Seems I was wrong, time wasted.

its not wasted..
i just wonder.. who or what makes you believe that everything you believe in is right'??

what if you die with a hard cancer.. you have to live with for 10 years.. it that gods will ?
even if you were following all his rules??

what if you lie in you bed.. dieing.. and think back of you're live.. and you'd think that you could have enjoyd your live much more.. and god would have thought that would have been fine.. because he send you to earth to learn.. and enjoy..

god gave us feelings to use them.. and not to follow his rules and just ignore what he gave us (feelings)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I was wondering if I should time responding to you. Seems I was wrong, time wasted.

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

That is not how it works. God gave is free will. We can use that free will to do evil and go to hell or to do good as is written in the Bible and go to Heaven.

god gave us a free will to use the free will as a free will..
one day.. a man with a free will found that he should write something like rules because he was bored.. thats what we call bible..

There is something i believe in.. its not your god. i guess.. and even not mine..

there is no hell.. because my god.. would not burn his own children.. he would forgive us for all the mistakes we regret..

und thats also what he teaches us..!

so why should he just stop forgiving us.. when we're death?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

if god. would find that sooooo bad.. he'd stop it with his allmightiness..

That is not how it works. God gave is free will. We can use that free will to do evil and go to hell or to do good as is written in the Bible and go to Heaven.

[MiniMueter]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Or maybe just being so close to Our Lord will be enough.

Of course you can always look to the damned

Haha.. than you all will see me there .. burning..
I guess the devil is even nicer than your god..
If god is like you believe.. is heaven the strugglin not worth..
so i enjoy me life now.. like I was just in heaven (as i would imagine it is)
and later.. when i'm death.. i burn in hell as my heart burns now.. because i lived and loved (i don't mean sex) with a "burning passion"

hope you can somehow understand my bad english


my opinion i hope you can accept it..



Ps. I don't agree your opinion with the case "my daughter won't marry her rapist"

its not her daughters fault.. even if she were dressed sexy..
man should be satisfied by god.. and if they're not.. they'd better keep them selves under control!

there are many paedophiliac men in the world.. if they rape a young girl.. like 4 years old.. would you also say that it was the fault of this young girl. because she was young??



and to the part with gay boy; even animals are fucking same sexed genus... so its just kind of normal..

if god. would find that sooooo bad.. he'd stop it with his allmightiness..


there are wars on this world.. but god has nothing better to do than let people who are not even responseble for warse burn in hell..



???
i'd be intrested in you opinion..

thx

[True Disciple]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

We are promised great riches in heaven (Matthew 6:20-21):

But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.


I'm confident that women, along with other personal possessions, can be taken into heaven with us. If they cannot, I still have 23 ribs left. The Lord will provide!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I hope it will save me.

As you should hope.

Still, Eve was just a "spare rib" - if you pardon me the expression, and look at the mess she got us into.

She was a boy-toy, according to our glorious KJV, for Adam.

Let's face it: she was his Labrador. (only less gullible...)

Genesis 2:22
And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Once in Heaven, it's not clear we'd need more than Brotherly Love(R).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I hope it will save me.

I hope that too, so my wife can keep serving me if I go to Heaven.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Hate to break this to you Luci, but our church is still not clear on whether wimmins will get to go to heaven. It's a long story, but it is possible they fall by the wayside, like dogs, or ticks and chiggers.

The Pastors are still not in agreement on this one, but many think women won't go to Heaven.

I am trying to have as many babies as possible.

1 Timothy 2:15:

"Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

I hope it will save me.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Hate to break this to you Luci, but our church is still not clear on whether wimmins will get to go to heaven. It's a long story, but it is possible they fall by the wayside, like dogs, or ticks and chiggers.

The Pastors are still not in agreement on this one, but many think women won't go to Heaven.

I imagine Heavenly dishes do themselves. Or maybe the harlots in hell will have to do the catering for us!

[hopeneverdies]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

Or maybe just being so close to Our Lord will be enough.

Of course you can always look to the damned

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who is going to cook and clean in Heaven?

I think watching to the damned in hell will be the most popular form of entertainment in heaven.