I need help.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

I love the color neon pink.

I love soft mushy things like teddy bears

I love wet soft grass

I love hugs

I love sex

I love to kiss

I love boys and girls

I love to read books

I love Gaia

I love trees

I love Buddha

I love Jesus

I love walking barefoot

I love going to the movies

I love TV

I love talking to people

I love love



Do I need help with this stuff?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

You seem to have a condition commonly known as 'confused sissy'. I'd recommend a nice healthy dose of strychnine er...... waffles. It won't help you be more manly, nothing would do that, but waffles are really nice for breakfast.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I need help.

I love wasting Jesus' bandwidth

Do I need help with this stuff?

Since the vast majority of things you listed are sins, yes, you do. I'd say you should beg Jesus to take over your life right now and turn you into a real man before your owner gets you put down.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I need help.

I love the color neon pink.

I love soft mushy things like teddy bears

love wet soft grass

I love hugs

I love sex

I love to kiss

I love boys and girls

I love to read books

I love Gaia

I love trees

I love Buddha

I love Jesus

I love walking barefoot

I love going to the movies

I love TV

I love talking witnessing to people

I love love



Do I need help with this stuff? Not if you follow these simple changes.

There you go, easy as that.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I need help.

If you love the rest of that stuff, then you obviously hate Jesus. The Bible says repeatedly that God is a jealous God.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

If you love the rest of that stuff, then you obviously hate Jesus. The Bible says repeatedly that God is a jealous God.

Then I think Jesus needs to hug a nice soft pink teddy bear.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I need help.

Then I think Jesus needs to hug a nice soft pink teddy bear.

Then I think you need to stop mocking Him. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that you could avoid the hell that He had prepared. If you truly loved Jesus, you would realize just how seriously to take that.

[nikilds]

Re: I need help.

You cant love Jesus and Buddha. That's worshipping two masters. And we all know there's only ONE Master. And Buddha ain't it.

You claim to love reading, but you obviously have never laid your eyes upon the Bible.
I'd let you borrow mine, but I have to go read It now to replace the vacuous space this post has left in my head.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

You cant love Jesus and Buddha. That's worshipping two masters. And we all know there's only ONE Master. And Buddha ain't it.

You claim to love reading, but you obviously have never laid your eyes upon the Bible.
I'd let you borrow mine, but I have to go read It now to replace the vacuous space this post has left in my head.

I see you into abstinence. If you let me be you master then you won't be into it amy more.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

I see you into abstinence. If you let me be you master then you won't be into it amy more.

Give it a rest, Lunar. No one here would ever sleep with you. Except maybe that Darren Ingram-Meyers.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

Give it a rest, Lunar. No one here would ever sleep with you. Except maybe that Darren Ingram-Meyers.

But, I need it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

No one likes needy, sissyboy. And you'd better get used to needing it, seeing as that need will never be filled unless you pay for it. But, this man may be able to help you out:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=343

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

No one likes needy, sissyboy. And you'd better get used to needing it, seeing as that need will never be filled unless you pay for it. But, this man may be able to help you out:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=343

Eww. I like what he does, but he's not so cute.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

Eww. I like what he does, but he's not so cute.

Beggars can't be choosy.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

Beggars can't be choosy.

THey have to be cute. Sorry.