[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

THey have to be cute. Sorry.

Then prepare yourself for a life of getting very closely acquainted with your hand.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: I need help.

No one likes needy, sissyboy. And you'd better get used to needing it, seeing as that need will never be filled unless you pay for it. But, this man may be able to help you out:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=343

Why do I always get dragged into these things? Oh, and I'm sorry that I don't fit your macho, chest-thumping image of what a real man is supposed to be like, but some of us have evolved beyond that. Some feminist you are.

Eww. I like what he does, but he's not so cute.

Now that was certainly looksist.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I need help.

Why do I always get dragged into these things? Oh, and I'm sorry that I don't fit your macho, chest-thumping image of what a real man is supposed to be like, but some of us have evolved beyond that. Some feminist you are.

Ah, here you are, Mr Myers, you arrived just in time.
I'm not saying you aren't a real man. Just that you are somewhat of a.....delicate man.
Nothing wrong with that.

[Tammy]

Re: I need help.

THey have to be cute. Sorry.

Honey, I've been all over you since I got here. I'm beginning to think you're all lunar and no seed. Sure I've got a few miles, and I'm not well. But it's not like I have AIDS or something; you don't get sick having sex with a cancer patient.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I need help.

Ah, here you are, Mr Myers, you arrived just in time.
I'm not saying you aren't a real man. Just that you are somewhat of a.....delicate man.
Nothing wrong with that.

There's hope for you yet, Van Hellsbells. No, you don't want some prancing nancy like Luna_cy or Darren, who will just bore you to death with a bunch of hippie liberal nonsense about "respect," "equality," and "feminism." You want a big, strong, True Christian™ man to whom you can submit as though he were God and to whom you can be subject in everything (Eph. 5:22-24). Now that you've had ample evidence of what unsaved "men" are like, why don't you become saved and set up a tithing plan?

[nikilds]

Re: I need help.

Honey, I've been all over you since I got here. I'm beginning to think you're all lunar and no seed. Sure I've got a few miles, and I'm not well. But it's not like I have AIDS or something; you don't get sick having sex with a cancer patient.

I've heard most cancer comes from sin.
And the tumors are God's punishment for sexual sin.
It helps the fornicator stop fornicating and prevents potential fornicators from fornicating with the former fornicator.
You know, since no one really wants to be around people with bulbous protrusions from their body.

I mean, I dont know. It's just what I've heard.

[Ixi]

Re: I need help.

If you love the rest of that stuff, then you obviously hate Jesus. The Bible says repeatedly that God is a jealous God.

Do you seriously want to devote your life to a jealous insecure God?

[Ixi]

Re: I need help.

Since the vast majority of things you listed are sins, yes, you do. I'd say you should beg Jesus to take over your life right now and turn you into a real man before your owner gets you put down.

How is love a sin? I would like to know that.

[Ixi]

Re: I need help.

Then I think you need to stop mocking Him. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that you could avoid the hell that He had prepared. If you truly loved Jesus, you would realize just how seriously to take that.

Woah woah woah, he prepared a Hell? What kind of love is that? That's like blackmail.

[Ixi]

Re: I need help.

But, I need it.

Go find yourself a girlfriend OR boyfriend if you want it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I need help.

Go find yourself a girlfriend OR boyfriend if you want it.

Oh well, if he's got your permission, I guess that's okay. After all, you created the universe in six days and temporarily sacrificed your only begotten son.
No, wait, that was GOD! Maybe if the day ever comes where you have final say over who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell, your permission might mean something, but for now it's nothing more than the garbled mutterings of a doped-up witch.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I need help.

Do you seriously want to devote your life to a jealous insecure God?

Well, I don't want to get Him angry at me, that's for sure!

How is love a sin? I would like to know that.

James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

If you love life, GOD will kill you. Simple as that.

Woah woah woah, he prepared a Hell? What kind of love is that? That's like blackmail.

Special love, is what it is. Very special love. And your posts are a lot like a criminal waste of Jesus' bandwidth.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: I need help.

Go find yourself a girlfriend OR boyfriend if you want it.

Ixi- your words are straight from Satan. Advocating the unnatural, assures the wrath of our Lord.
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
1 Kings 14:23-25

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

Go find yourself a girlfriend OR boyfriend if you want it.

Yea, but it's hard. Thoses posts about having sex were all jokes anyway.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: I need help.

Yea, but it's hard.

That's half the fun.