Please, I think I need help.

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

So I was in bed with my negro husband and I started to wonder if my life so far has all been a lie. I was about to go butch on him, but I'm wondering. Will Jesus rise from hell and bitchslap me? I don't really want that, and I know he'd take my husband's side because yanno, jesus was black and all that shit.

Help? I really think I need to take it from him for once.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

First of all Mrs. Nigress, please watch your language on GOD'S Favorite Forum. Secondly JESUS was WHITE, with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Please stop spreading blasphemous lies!

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

First of all Mrs. Nigress, please watch your language on GOD'S Favorite Forum.

Who said I was a girl OR black? **** man, just ****.

Secondly JESUS was WHITE, with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Seig Heil mother ****er.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Who said I was a girl OR black? **** man, just ****.


Seig Heil mother ****er.

Did you just call Sister Thumper a Nazi?

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Did you just call Sister Thumper a Nazi?

Well yeah, you're just continuing Hitler's work.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Well yeah, you're just continuing Hitler's work.

When you call someone a Nazi that means you have run out of arguements friend. Since that was you first and only argument that means you really have nothing going.

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

When you call someone a Nazi that means you have run out of arguements friend. Since that was you first and only argument that means you really have nothing going.

Hitler was planning on killing everyone that wasn't a german-born [White] blue-eyed blond.

I'm not out of shit, I'm stating a fact.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Well yeah, you're just continuing Hitler's work.

Do you think you are shocking people here? No matter what you say, you will not be able to ruffle these Godly True Christian pastors, brothers and sisters. They are unmoved by your nonsense.

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Do you think you are shocking people here? No matter what you say, you will not be able to ruffle these Godly True Christian pastors, brothers and sisters. They are unmoved by your nonsense.

What doesn't move you people is common sense, not nonsense.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Hitler was planning on killing everyone that wasn't a german-born [White] blue-eyed blond.

I'm not out of shit, I'm stating a fact.

Were are we planning to kill non-whites? Considering I personally employee five Mexicans and have a Cuban living in my house that makes your statement pretty dumb.

I never said you were out of shit, I said you don't know shit friend.

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Were are we planning to kill non-whites?

"It's my way or the high-way, everyone must be pure like *insert example here, in this case a Jesus with Blond hair and blue eyes*"
Nah, right now you aren't stating it, but it's pretty obvious that you'll get to that point eventually.

Considering I personally employee five Mexicans and have a Cuban living in my house that makes your statement pretty dumb.

...
You probably stole them from a slave trade in Brazil.

I never said you were out of shit, I said you don't know shit friend.

Read again.

Since that was you first and only argument that means you really have nothing going.

Which means I don't have shit. If I didn't know shit it would be:

Since that was you first and only argument that means you really are clueless.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

"It's my way or the high-way, everyone must be pure like *insert example here, in this case a Jesus with Blond hair and blue eyes*"
Nah, right now you aren't stating it, but it's pretty obvious that you'll get to that point eventually.

That is a ridiculous statement friend. Jesus is the Son of God. There is no way anyone could be like God.

All we TRUE Christians are saying is Jesus wants everyone to be white Christian Republican Americans like He is. Sins like being born non-American or brownskinned can be overcome with Christ’s help and generous tithing.

...

You probably stole them from a slave trade in Brazil.

Nonsense. I hired them in a Home Depot parking lot in Cedar City.

Which means I don't have shit. If I didn't know shit it would be:

You wouldn’t know shit if you drowning in shit friend.

[Brother Autism (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

[quote=Bobby-Joe;87885]That is a ridiculous statement friend. Jesus is the Son of God. There is no way anyone could be like God.

All we TRUE Christians are saying is Jesus wants everyone to be white Christian Republican Americans like He is.

Even though he was born and died before America, Christianity, and Republicanism ever existed?
Don't get me wrong, I vote republican, but that's because I agree with many political views. It's when Christianity gets too deep into the arguements that I start to dislike it.

Sins like being born non-American

Like Jesus.

or brownskinned

Like Jesus.

can be overcome with Christ’s help and generous tithing.

Or Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.

...

Nonsense. I hired them in a Home Depot parking lot in Cedar City.

Close enough.

You wouldn’t know shit if you drowning in shit friend.

However not once has "Drowning" come up in this.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please, I think I need help.

Even though he was born and died before America, Christianity, and Republicanism ever existed?
Don't get me wrong, I vote republican, but that's because I agree with many political views. It's when Christianity gets too deep into the arguements that I start to dislike it.

So you are RHINO friend. Jesus weeps at Republicans in Name Only like you.

[However not once has "Drowning" come up in this.

That’s my point. You are drowning in shit and don’t know it.