Pray this is not a rumor

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

I've just heard that the "ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH" is going bankrupt over all this pedophilia stuff. But thier sheeny P.R group and lawyers firm are going to reorganize them as the "ROMAN POLANSKI CATHOLIC CHURCH". Can you shed any light on this?

[HTannor]

Re: Pray this is not a rumor

I'm shoked. I tell you, shocked, that no one has responded to this message.

Perhaps if you had worked in a few notes on the delights of bringing young ladies into the wonderful world of creating "Little Soldiers for Christ"(tm) more of our brothers would have recounted their experiences in this field.

I, myself, like to think I have contributed to this cause.

Why, just the other day, I'm pretty sure that I saw one of "My little soldiers" attending a Tea Bagger rally and hoisting a sign. (Sadly, there were some spelling issues, but what do you expect of a 13 year-old mother trying to conduct home schooling?)

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Pray this is not a rumor

I have not heard this, but I pray that it is true.

Then again, considering how brainwashed the followers are, they'd probably just donate all their earthly goods, and their youngest sons, to make sure the priests can keep on molesting.