[James Dewitt]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

No, no, the Mafia employs "whackers" not "wankers".

Don't ask me how I came by this information. I certainly do not know, nor have any eye-talian blood in me.

I am a 100 % white, True Christian American and I am prepared to hate anyone necessary to prove this to be the case.


Alabasterly Yours,

Handmaiden

You have it all wrong, True Christians™ do not hate anyone. We follow the lead of God.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

You have it all wrong, True Christians™ do not hate anyone. We follow the lead of God.

So, I can't even hate wankers and whackers? What about wankers who whack? Will you wing me some wiggle room if I waive off on some "W's"?


Wegwetfuwee Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. If only "W" weren't pronounced with a "duh". What a way to wreck a perfectly lovely alliteration.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

So, I can't even hate wankers and whackers? What about wankers who whack? Will you wing me some wiggle room if I waive off on some "W's"?


Wegwetfuwee Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. If only "W" weren't pronounced with a "duh". What a way to wreck a perfectly lovely alliteration.

Let me see if I can help you. Take Homersexurals for instance. Now it is clear through scriptures that God Hates them.
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


It is my duty as a True Christian™ to help them understand that their deathstyle is an abomination, and that they need to repent their sins and find Jesus. Its my duty to remind them that God hates them. Personally I do not hate them, if they want to sodomize each other that is their choice. I hope this clears it up for you. YIC James Dewitt True Christian ™.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

Thank you, Brother Dewitt.

I am under conviction that I may undertake the task of understanding your words of instruction. Unfortunately, I am under medication, so that teaching might not stick. God knows and will reward all your uncompromising efforts to unravel my undeniablly uncouth handling of His unchanging Word.

I should also point out, that one should not post or read the dictionary while taking certain medications as it is likely to be more risky than driving or operating heavy equipment. The risk in this case, being to one's immortal soul. Amen, brother.


Unreliabley Yours,

Handmaiden

[Seth Campbell]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

I am under medication

Well that explains everything doesn't it.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

Well that explains everything doesn't it.

Indeed, my sacredly succinct friend. Years ago, I found myself all sad and unfilled and my doctor rejected the idea of medicine (isn't that just like a doctor? ) and instead directed me to therapy. The was nearly the beginning of the end for me.

Now, I am medicated and a bit fuddlebrained and back into the fold. A clear head never did me any good. Even now with this woozey feeling I still manage to blurt out my stupid opinions and thoughts and get the menfolks rightly riled. Clearly, my current doc needs to up the dosage.

Wakingupedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

Indeed, my sacredly succinct friend. Years ago, I found myself all sad and unfilled and my doctor rejected the idea of medicine (isn't that just like a doctor? ) and instead directed me to therapy. The was nearly the beginning of the end for me.

Now, I am medicated and a bit fuddlebrained and back into the fold. A clear head never did me any good. Even now with this woozey feeling I still manage to blurt out my stupid opinions and thoughts and get the menfolks rightly riled. Clearly, my current doc needs to up the dosage.

Wakingupedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Miss Handmaiden all you need is Jesus, that's it just Jesus. Flush the pill's down the crapper and get busy reading the KJV1611. Before you know it Jesus will fill your empty cavity with his abundant love. He will pump you full of His love and leave you spent. Jesus will fix your mind, heart and soul. Praise Jesus the healer of all.

[handmaiden]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

Flush the pill's down the crapper and get busy reading the KJV1611. .

Yeah, but without the pills to take the edge off my pesky thinking processes, I find myself reading the Word in such a way as leads to questions. I try to compare and contrast and "interpret" the verses in light of human centric values.

If the doctor had given me [tranqulizers] meds back when my problems started,instead of sending to a liberal Jew therapist, I would not have found "inner" strength to leave my godly husband.


Nostalgically Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: What does "wanker" mean?

If the doctor had given me [tranqulizers] meds back when my problems started,instead of sending to a liberal Jew therapist, I would not have found "inner" strength to leave my godly husband.
Nostalgically Yours,
Handmaiden

You left your Husband? Tell me that it is not so. It is OK for him to leave you, but you cannot leave him! Sister how will you ever remarry?
Deuteronomy 24

1When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house.
2And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife.
3And if the latter husband hate her, and write her a bill of divorcement, and giveth it in her hand, and sendeth her out of his house; or if the latter husband die, which took her to be his wife;
4Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that is abomination before the LORD: and thou shalt not cause the land to sin, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.



I will pray for you Sister.