Moving to the States again

[Dirk]

Dear fellow Christians,

As you may be aware of I currently reside in the Netherlands. I have tried to reach new people who also want to follow Christ. But so far I have no luck, I didn't find anyone who wants to be saved. Also, this country is getting flooded (tsunami style) by mooslims on a daily basis. They are increasing in numbers, while Christians are decreasing in numbers. I tried giving this country a chance, but over and over again I get dissapointed: The Netherlands is in favor of homers.

It's sickening actually, we have the Homerpride coming up soon (not sure about the exact date). It is an outrage! I will not provide pictures of the homerpride since it may offend my fellow Christians.

I would like to move either to KS, where I grew up or move to Freehold. What would you advise me: Stay in the Netherlands and try to save more people, move to KS or move to Freehold?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Dirk, I would urge you to get down to your nearest American Embassy and file for a Godly Green Card, and get yourself back to God's favorite country (America!) just as soon as possible.

When you talk to the folks at the reception desk, just mention Project Habakkuk. They'll give you the True Christian(tm) treatment and expidite things.

[Nobar King]

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It's sickening actually, we have the Homerpride coming up soon (not sure about the exact date). It is an outrage! I will not provide pictures of the homerpride since it may offend my fellow Christians.

I hope you don't have ANY pictures to provide. You don't want to break your camera! If you're lucky your boss will give you the week off so that you can go to Belgium or somewhere so that you're out of town during the pride event. What is there to be proud of, anyway? Lots of good parties?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Dear fellow Christians,



I would like to move either to KS, where I grew up or move to Freehold. What would you advise me: Stay in the Netherlands and try to save more people, move to KS or move to Freehold?

About your choice, Brother, we need people who are on fire for Jesus in Freehold. Please move here.

Now, I do not want to speak ill of another place which has some strong Christians living there, but I have Mayor friends in KS and can tell you for certain there are homers living there.
JJH

[Cranky Old Man]

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Freehold is great, I have been here for 72 years now. So please move here. I will even organize a nice BBQ to welcome you here. Nice to eat some freshly killed meat instead of whatever they have where you live now. And don't forget to burn your Dutch windmill down to prevent someone else from living in it. You would not want to create a living space for some child adopting gay couple.

[Dirk]

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Brother Dirk, I would urge you to get down to your nearest American Embassy and file for a Godly Green Card, and get yourself back to God's favorite country (America!) just as soon as possible.

When you talk to the folks at the reception desk, just mention Project Habakkuk. They'll give you the True Christian™ treatment and expidite things.

I think I will come back to the States. I just need to say that my name is Dirk Joseph McCormic while mentioning Project Habakkuk?

I hope you don't have ANY pictures to provide. You don't want to break your camera! If you're lucky your boss will give you the week off so that you can go to Belgium or somewhere so that you're out of town during the pride event. What is there to be proud of, anyway? Lots of good parties?

Well, since I'm a teacher I am required to "teach" the children that homersexuality is ok......

About your choice, Brother, we need people who are on fire for Jesus in Freehold. Please move here.

Now, I do not want to speak ill of another place which has some strong Christians living there, but I have Mayor friends in KS and can tell you for certain there are homers living there.
JJH

Thank you dear mayor of Freehold. But I need to do some preparation before I get back. I need to sort out the paperwork that is required when you move to another country. It will happen before 2011, that is for sure. I have some money saved. The summer time is coming up and since I'm a teacher I have no more obligations. My contract will end this schoolyear anyway, so I will be a free man once more.

Freehold is great, I have been here for 72 years now. So please move here. I will even organize a nice BBQ to welcome you here. Nice to eat some freshly killed meat instead of whatever they have where you live now. And don't forget to burn your Dutch windmill down to prevent someone else from living in it. You would not want to create a living space for some child adopting gay couple.

Thank you brother! I remember the BBQ's you used to give when I was little. It will be like the good old days.
Burning a Dutch windmill is something that might cause some trouble since it would be vandalism. I don't own a windmill, so if I would like to burn down a windmill I would have to take a windmill that is not my property.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I think I will come back to the States. I just need to say that my name is Dirk Joseph McCormic while mentioning Project Habakkuk?

Once you mention Project Habakkuk your name is no longer relevant.

[Dirk]

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Once you mention Project Habakkuk your name is no longer relevant.

Thank you, I still have a few more weeks to teach so now I'm orientating. After that I will move as soon possible. I will keep you updated.

[Once was lost]

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I thank God nightly that we only have Moose here and no Mooslims. At least we can have an open season on the Moose. No Homers around either. They skip off to the big places where they can have parades. I do however wish I could uproot and go live in the United States. I know God loves it more then any other country on Earth even with the dark man in office.

[Dirk]

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Well, my last day at school is finished! No more monitoring during the exams, I got the exams from the other school (Dutch System) and checked them too. I'm done for now! Right now I'm packing my stuff to move out of this country.
I will be coming to the States faster then Satan bringing down India!

[Dirk]

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I bought my plane ticket and will be coming to the States in 2 weeks!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I bought my plane ticket and will be coming to the States in 2 weeks!

That is great news! I organized a BBQ for when you arrive here.

[Dirk]

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I will arive next week!

[Wide-Open]

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Congratulations Dirk.

I have tried for a few years now to do the same, but somehow my application isn't processed properly.

I did mention project Habakkuk, and the special blessings of Pastor Ezekiel, but for some reason I received the wrong tickets - they were for Iceland, can you imagine.

I will try again and hope to join you there really soon!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will arive next week!

Great news! I already started shooting animals for the BBQ.