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  • Berto R.
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    • Oct 2006
    • 27

    #16
    Re: I Have A Question...

    Not prove The Bible? I have a leather bound, gold inlay on right in my prayer closet friend. What more proof is needed?
    You have certainly proved Christians can be less intelligent...

    You cannot prove that the Bible is true.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
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      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
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      • Sep 2006
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      #17
      Re: I Have A Question...

      If you have read the Bible, how can you not find it to be self-explanatory, as Pastor Ezekiel says? If you read the words, you should be able to understand them:

      Eph. 3:3-4: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)

      If not, then maybe this Scripture teaching is about you:

      II Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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      • SUV
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        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: I Have A Question...

        You know? Sometimes an Ikon is worth 1,000 Word-s. So I am SINcerely Hope-ing that this will clear up any c-o-nFusion that might still be in your alleged mind:



        SUV

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #19
          Re: I Have A Question...

          Originally posted by Berto R. View Post
          ergo you cannot prove God's perfection.
          Don't 'ergo' at me, you homer! God's perfection is apparent in everything we see and everything we do. Thus we don't have to 'prove' it, it is self evident. Just look at GODLY President Bush.

          Or look at that thing crawling up your arm. Do you think it evolved from a puddle of muck? Do you think your grandfather is a monkey? ........Ok, no need to answer the second one, but anyway, GOD CREATED that bug SPECIFICALLY to crawl up your arm and give you the HIV Demon in exchange for your failure to believe in His Son JESUS, who died temporarily for your SIN.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • SUV
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            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #20
            Re: I Have A Question...

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Don't 'ergo' at me, you homer!
            Ergot! Pastor! Is this not what the Salem Witches of the 1600s ingested to make them turn to Witchcraft and away from GOD???

            SUV

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
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              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #21
              Re: I Have A Question...

              Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
              Ergot! Pastor! Is this not what the Salem Witches of the 1600s ingested to make them turn to Witchcraft and away from GOD???

              SUV
              YES, Sister Sue, the VERY SAME STUFF! This 'Berto' is nothng more than a box of Queerios!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
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                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #22
                Re: I Have A Question...

                I came across this thread a bit late, so I read over the posts and I feel our guest might just be thinking too hard. There's an old saying "ours is not to question why..." Well, I think our friend just needs to find a nice True Christian(tm) pastor and let HIM explain what's true.
                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • TheConfusedOne
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                  • Oct 2006
                  • 33

                  #23
                  Re: I Have A Question...

                  Oh, I have never expected this many posts in my thread. I was sure that it wouldve been done for, but by the looks of things, it did.

                  And as for what you have said, yes, I would LOVE to speak to a True Christian and talk to him about the Bible. Maybe HE can prove to me that the Bible is all completely true. DO you know of any pastors that live around CA?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: I Have A Question...

                    Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
                    Oh, I have never expected this many posts in my thread. I was sure that it wouldve been done for, but by the looks of things, it did.

                    And as for what you have said, yes, I would LOVE to speak to a True Christian and talk to him about the Bible. Maybe HE can prove to me that the Bible is all completely true. DO you know of any pastors that live around CA?
                    Are you still in here whining? Have you tithed yet? Jesus is going to send you straight to hell unless you tithe, heathen.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • TheConfusedOne
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                      • Oct 2006
                      • 33

                      #25
                      Re: I Have A Question...

                      Who says Im whining? I am simply asking if anyone knows of any pastors that live here in CA? And if I am to go to hell for questioning what does not exist, then I shall gladly walk through those gates, knowing that its all false.

                      There is no hell, and there is no heaven. You waste your time worshiping a book with words. You waste your time worshiping statues and praying to something that does not exist.

                      I DO believe that God exists, but I do not believe in the Bible. HE has created all that we have, but he did it through logic, so that we, as his creations, can figure things out the way HE created it, which is why HE gave us the ability to think and feel for OURSELVES. He gave us the five senses to figure out his logic, and to this day, we still strive to find out exactly how he created all the blueprints that belong to each individual organism.

                      God is smart, that he is, and he planned this all out. He planned that I would join this forum and question the Bible. God also planned that YOU and the OTHERS would post here. But what you wrote was from your own individual thoughts.

                      [ If I get banned for this, then its because the True Christians here are afraid of the truth and do not wish to hear more of the real logic. And this is fact. If I am not banned, then that should mean that you seem interested, but also keep me here so that I could be discriminated more against. If you dont believe me, then you really dont have to. ]

                      There is no denying it.

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                      • TheConfusedOne
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                        • Oct 2006
                        • 33

                        #26
                        Re: I Have A Question...

                        I do not belo
                        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                        If you have read the Bible, how can you not find it to be self-explanatory, as Pastor Ezekiel says? If you read the words, you should be able to understand them:

                        Eph. 3:3-4: How that by revelation he made known unto me the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words, Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ)

                        If not, then maybe this Scripture teaching is about you:

                        II Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
                        I do not believe it because IT WAS WRITTEN BY MANY PEOPLE OVER A COURSE OF 1000 YEARS! How can you NOt believe that?! If you can believe in a false book, then you can believe in a factual statement!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: I Have A Question...

                          Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
                          I do not belo
                          Please spare us the details of which perverted sexual acts you perform for money. This is a Christian FAMILY forum, and Jesus reads everything you post, sodomite.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • TheConfusedOne
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                            • Oct 2006
                            • 33

                            #28
                            Re: I Have A Question...

                            Sorry, but that was a typo my friend. I thought I was writing something but I did not see it, so i did not delete it. And PLEASE STOP CALLING ME NAMES! I have done NOTHING to be called names. Do you see me calling you names? NO! So stop it!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: I Have A Question...

                              Originally posted by TheConfusedOne View Post
                              Sorry, but that was a typo my friend. I thought I was writing something but I did not see it, so i did not delete it. And PLEASE STOP CALLING ME NAMES! I have done NOTHING to be called names. Do you see me calling you names? NO! So stop it!
                              Dear unsaved scum; You have barged into our godly forum and spit on Jesus, denied the validity of the Holy Bible, and mocked God. You are persecuting us and stealing from Jesus. And yet we have treated you with nothing but respect. Now you are throwing a hissy fit because we tell you the truth as Jesus commands? Sorry pervert, but I do God's bidding, not yours.

                              Have you tithed yet, jennifer?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • TheConfusedOne
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                                • Oct 2006
                                • 33

                                #30
                                Re: I Have A Question...

                                Respect? You call me a pervert, say that I do perverted things for money, and then you call me by a womans name? I see no respect in that, my friend.

                                In fact, I have a lot of respect for all the Christians here. And do you know why? Its because you believe in something so much that it has become your life. I am overzealous that I am not like that.

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