[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I Have A Question...

It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.

OK, now everything is explained. This person is half injun and half Wickedan. Apparently the mother TRIED to whip the love of JESUS into her but lost her nerve along the way and now the whole family is doomed to the Pit.