[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? Since M&Ms got me outa that Messican jail by having me transfered to quarantine I was able to use all the bail money LBC was so kind to send and open up a Cantina. Its not much of a place,I mean that $8.50 dident go far but I expect the place to be chock full of sinners to witness to (Re:roll) So since everyone knows Bartenders are the best listeners and give the best advice I would be proud to offer my services as an advisor. (This is a paying gig aint it?)

[JennyD]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

DBeG, I for one would love to read a couple of sample columns from your pen.

Please, demonstrate your skills.

Does anyone have a question for Bozo?

[Nobar King]

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I have a question:

How do you deal with passive-aggressive people?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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I have a question:

How do you deal with passive-aggressive people?

To simple Fubar. You keep serveing them as long as thier passive,When they get aggressive you get Nacho to kick thier ass to the curb.(After emptying thier pockets of course.) And of course I would tell them Jesus Loves them as they sail out the door.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Did you ever get that Western Union money from Juan ?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Did you ever get that Western Union money from Juan ?

Unfortunatly there was a Putaria between the W.U. and the jail.(Actually theres about 6) But when he ended up in the cell with me I made him a rental unit, made enough to cover my bail with $8.50 left over to open up the Cantina with. He's freelanceing now so he should be available to the LOLs in a week or so.

[JennyD]

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He's freelancing now so he should be available to the LOLs in a week or so.

Don Bozo, considering what you've told us about Juan, I'm not so sure I want him handling my bush again.

He may be a talented gardener, but it seems he can't keep his hands out of the cookie jar, so to speak!

I received a question by email today from a young lady. Let's see how you help her out:

My name is <we'll call her Fran>. I'm 23 and attractive, and live in El Paso. Guys hit on me all the time.

The trouble is, sometimes I find them tempting. I'm trying to stay straight on my Walk with Jesus, but . . . well, you know, I have those thoughts.

What should I do when I feel Satan probing to see if he gets a response?

Thank you!

Fran

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Don Bozo, considering what you've told us about Juan, I'm not so sure I want him handling my bush again.

He may be a talented gardener, but it seems he can't keep his hands out of the cookie jar, so to speak!

I received a question by email today from a young lady. Let's see how you help her out:

My name is <we'll call her Fran>. I'm 23 and attractive, and live in El Paso. Guys hit on me all the time.

The trouble is, sometimes I find them tempting. I'm trying to stay straight on my Walk with Jesus, but . . . well, you know, I have those thoughts.

What should I do when I feel Satan probing to see if he gets a response?

Thank you!

Fran

So your 23 and attractive and guys hit on you all the time? And this is a problem? Are you blond? Heyzoos will pay mucho dinero if you walk straight home with him. Tell me more about those thoughts. Do you have a web cam? Are you looking for work?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

So my guess is nobody else wants this job? Am I hired by default? When can I expect the 1st check?

[Osambo 08]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

So my guess is nobody else wants this job? Am I hired by default? When can I expect the 1st check?

Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

[Osambo 08]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

Thank you so much, sir! Coons do not need pay. Serving you and the Almighty is grand enough!! Wait until I tell that to mah 'brothas' in the hood.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

Thank you so much, sir! Coons do not need pay. Serving you and the Almighty is grand enough!! Wait until I tell that to mah 'brothas' in the hood.

Attn: Passtor Ezikial. Your not really thinking of giveing this scientificly proven undersized pea brained monkey spunk this job are you? He dosent even know that drug profits come from the welfare office.