[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

When can I expect the 1st check?

When you do the first thing that remotely resembles your job, JESUS will return and you will get everything you deserve.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

When you do the first thing that remotely resembles your job, JESUS will return and you will get everything you deserve.

If the raptures waitin on me to do the first thing resembleing a job it aint gonna happen this lifetime.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

If the raptures waitin on me to do the first thing resembleing a job it aint gonna happen this lifetime.

I suspected as much from a parrothead. So now you know when your first check will arrive.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

I suspected as much from a parrothead. So now you know when your first check will arrive.

Are you refering to that James Buffette,Hootie Blows kinda stuff? If you know of a way to get a buzz off a parrot maybe you should send me a personal message.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Perhaps Don Bozo and Osambo could have a competition of sorts?

[Tantheus Robinson]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Perhaps Don Bozo and Osambo could have a competition of sorts?

I remember once when I was deployed to Lebanon in the 80s, we captured a group of three Joo spies, and we made one of the Joos fight an Arab to the death while the other two watched. The Arab won, but only after losing an eye and a couple of teeth. I guess the dead Joo took the Old Testament pretty seriously. Good times.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

I remember once when I was deployed to Lebanon in the 80s, we captured a group of three Joo spies, and we made one of the Joos fight an Arab to the death while the other two watched. The Arab won, but only after losing an eye and a couple of teeth. I guess the dead Joo took the Old Testament pretty seriously. Good times.

Sounds like you got some serious issuses Bubba. What happend to the other 2 Judios. Try uppin your meds,in fact take the whole bottle.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Job Opening: Advice columnist

Sounds like you got some serious issuses Bubba. What happend to the other 2 Judios. Try uppin your meds,in fact take the whole bottle.

Hey, it's just what they do anyway. We ransomed the other two back for some stock from Bernie Madoff.