[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

You can see that this poor dog is miserable being forced to wear Muslim dress. That's animal abuse! Obviously, even the dog has enough sense to accept Jesus as his personal savior.

Praise Jesus (or else),
Buford

I don't know Brother, he looks goth to me - about ready to commit suicide.

[Gir_rocks]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins

You can see that this poor dog is miserable being forced to wear Muslim dress. That's animal abuse! Obviously, even the dog has enough sense to accept Jesus as his personal savior.

Praise Jesus (or else),
Buford

I don't know Brother, he looks goth to me - about ready to commit suicide.

Truthfully, if I was forced to wear that, I think I would commit suicide.

But he's such a handsome dog. It is a he, right? We have a Chocolate Lab. He's got AKC papers.

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Truthfully, if I was forced to wear that, I think I would commit suicide.

But he's such a handsome dog. It is a he, right? We have a Chocolate Lab. He's got AKC papers.

He's a she, and is a mutt. No papers. For all we know, she might be a labradoodle. Somehow she doesn't seem to care

[ducks42 (Quarantined)]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

yeah...male dogs hump other male dogs to express dominance. oh yeah, yall wouldnt know that cuz the laws of nature are bullcarp.

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

yeah...male dogs hump other male dogs to express dominance.

That statement is flawed.

[Faith+1 (On Moderation)]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

....yall kill dogs that hump other male dogs?

jesus, thats worse then vick electrocuting pit bulls.

dogs hump each other to express dominance...hate to break it to you, but dogs dont have wills. even in the bible it says "god put animals on earth so they would aid man. they serve no other purpose"

no other purpose, meaning, theyre not like you and me and have interpersonal relationsihps with other dogs, and jerry the male pug likes his neighbor, glen the bassett hound, and he takes him to humpback mountain and they have sweet sweet sinful gay relations.

so yeah...admin, please close this ridiculous thread.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

He's a she, and is a mutt.

You Eurotrash have transgendered dogs?

....yall kill dogs that hump other male dogs?

jesus, thats worse then vick electrocuting pit bulls.

dogs hump each other to express dominance...hate to break it to you, but dogs dont have wills. even in the bible it says "god put animals on earth so they would aid man. they serve no other purpose"

Care to cite chapter and verse for that?

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

You Eurotrash have transgendered dogs?

After we did that Dolly sheep, there was no stopping us Er, I mean

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

He's a she, and is a mutt. No papers. For all we know, she might be a labradoodle. Somehow she doesn't seem to care

A labradoodle? That must be a cross between a Labrador (a province in communist Canada) and a "poodle," a well-known fag dog from France.

I say, kill that animal, before it multiplies!

YIC,
Buford

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

A labradoodle? That must be a cross between a Labrador (a province in communist Canada) and a "poodle," a well-known fag dog from France.

I say, kill that animal, before it multiplies!

YIC,
Buford

I made sure she "fell aside" yesterday evening, Brother Scoggins.

Oh, and Labradoodles actually exist. See this abomination:

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

I made sure she "fell aside" yesterday evening, Brother Scoggins.

Oh, and Labradoodles actually exist. See this abomination:

Lord have mercy! Truly a creature of Satan! We must drive a stake through its heart!

feel the love of Christ,
Buford

[Gir_rocks]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Lord have mercy! Truly a creature of Satan! We must drive a stake through its heart!

feel the love of Christ,
Buford

Buford, please don't talk about yourself like that.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Buford, please don't talk about yourself like that.

Gir, please don't use our forums for painfully dull, unfunny one-liners like that.

[Viking]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

ive had a gay dog for a long time, and no one in my house or close of it is gay. i guess there is NO such thing as queer demons...can you quote yourñ lord christ saying that?

[imback]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.