local help needed

[bcampbell]

Hi all im volunteer at a local food bank here in new zealand and have been last 5years and with the recession hitting around the world the number of people needing help has gone dramatically up. We have had to turn away thirty to forty people most days if anyone in south island wants to volunteer also email me or if anyone wants to help with a small donation they can send through paypal NIGERIAN SCAMMER EMAIL DELETED and ill pass it on each week and hope we dont have to turn away many more

[Levi Jones]

Re: local help needed

I see. You think our church has a half billion dollar endowment by writing checks to Nigerians?

No, we tried that, but the joo lawyers kept telling us not to.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: local help needed

if anyone in south island wants to volunteer

I live in the South Island, and am happy to volunteer, dear. I volunteer to pray, pray each and every day for those down-and-outs, that they may find Salvation®; so if they happen to starve to death, they will have a feast waiting for them in Heaven. Glory!

Oh, and I have a couple of spare KJV1611 Bibles I could send you, if you like.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: local help needed

As a child I remember my father telling me to eat up because there were starving children in China. I, out of altruism although my father didn't see it that way, suggested that we mail my beans to China.

I now realize the folly in shipping foods overseas.

[Sister Charli]

Re: local help needed

Hi all im volunteer at a local food bank here in new zealand and have been last 5years and with the recession hitting around the world the number of people needing help has gone dramatically up. We have had to turn away thirty to forty people most days if anyone in south island wants to volunteer also email me or if anyone wants to help with a small donation they can send through paypal NIGERIAN SCAMMER EMAIL DELETED and ill pass it on each week and hope we dont have to turn away many more

Are you serious? You stand there with your hand out demanding that other humans provide for your needs. Oh ye of little faith. ONLY God can meet your needs. Do not ask us. Ask the Lord Jesus Christ. Trust in God. Are you a True Christian (tm) or a pretend wannabee?

Philippians 4:19 (King James Version)
19 But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: local help needed

Hi all im volunteer at a local food bank here in new zealand and have been last 5years and with the recession hitting around the world the number of people needing help has gone dramatically up. We have had to turn away thirty to forty people most days if anyone in south island wants to volunteer also email me or if anyone wants to help with a small donation they can send through paypal NIGERIAN SCAMMER EMAIL DELETED and ill pass it on each week and hope we dont have to turn away many more

Dear Reverend Spearchucker.

Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.

Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.

God hates you and so do we.

YIC,

Pastor Ezekiel