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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #16
    Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

    Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
    Are you the lone homer in your family?
    Mr. jingles, there no homers in my family. But with a name like yours I can see why you are hunting. But I don't go that way.
    Darren, thank you for the brochures, they were indeed helpful.

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    • Buford T Scoggins
      Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2007
      • 911

      #17
      Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

      Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
      The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back.
      The ACLU? Female attorney? You entrust your kids to these people, they'll not only become homers, but likely will join a Satan-worshiping cult like the Demoncratic Party. I'm just waiting to hear you say that you're going to vote for Hillary.

      Good Lord man, sober up, read your Bible and double-tithe before it's too late. You don't want to spend an eternity burning in Hell, do you?

      We're praying for you,
      Buford
      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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      The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
      - Rush Limbaugh

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      • Andrew Barrick
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2007
        • 93

        #18
        Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

        Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
        You don't want to spend an eternity burning in Hell, do you?
        Trust me, Hell is not a place you want to spend eternity. This is a fairy picnic compaired to what's in store for people like you (not to mention Hitlory Klingon).

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        • Dwayne DeKalb
          Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
          • Nov 2006
          • 156

          #19
          Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

          As long as I keep my karma balanced i won't go to Hell.

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          • Miss Maisie
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1189

            #20
            Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

            Mr Hippy, I must politely ask that y'all refrain from using demonic terms like 'karma' on this here forum. This is a Christian forum, not one of them unholy gatherings of online witches.
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            • nikilds
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 164

              #21
              Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
              After ruining my life with drinking and spending a few months in jail and losing my kids and all kinds of stuff by following your advice I've had it.
              Okay, like Christianity teaches you to become an alcoholic and lose your kids from bad decisions!

              Seems like you need to go back to rehab and stop blaming Christianity for YOUR mistakes!
              What do the the psycho psychologists call it?
              Projecting or something?
              Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
              Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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