[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Are you the lone homer in your family?

Mr. jingles, there no homers in my family. But with a name like yours I can see why you are hunting. But I don't go that way.
Darren, thank you for the brochures, they were indeed helpful.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back.

The ACLU? Female attorney? You entrust your kids to these people, they'll not only become homers, but likely will join a Satan-worshiping cult like the Demoncratic Party. I'm just waiting to hear you say that you're going to vote for Hillary.

Good Lord man, sober up, read your Bible and double-tithe before it's too late. You don't want to spend an eternity burning in Hell, do you?

We're praying for you,
Buford

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

You don't want to spend an eternity burning in Hell, do you?

Trust me, Hell is not a place you want to spend eternity. This is a fairy picnic compaired to what's in store for people like you (not to mention Hitlory Klingon).

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

As long as I keep my karma balanced i won't go to Hell.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Mr Hippy, I must politely ask that y'all refrain from using demonic terms like 'karma' on this here forum. This is a Christian forum, not one of them unholy gatherings of online witches.

[nikilds]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

After ruining my life with drinking and spending a few months in jail and losing my kids and all kinds of stuff by following your advice I've had it.

Okay, like Christianity teaches you to become an alcoholic and lose your kids from bad decisions!

Seems like you need to go back to rehab and stop blaming Christianity for YOUR mistakes!
What do the the psycho psychologists call it?
Projecting or something?