My unborn child is a freak!

[Sister Christina]

My dear fellow True Christians™.

I'm in serious need of some Godly advice.

Yesterday, while I was out buying groceries I suddenly passed out. When I woke up again, I found myself in the hospital.
They'd scanned my belly to see if anything had happened to the child I carry.
I wish they had not done that, because it turned out that because of that unholy deed (the scan), the child has grown an extra toe on it's left foot.

It is a punishment I will have to bear for not being awake and being there for the child. Now we all know how God feels about freaks and the ones that take care of them:

Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

I've been looking through COM's thread about how to get rid of children but I'm too far along with the pregnancy to go with the first advice.
The second advice is really good, but I need to find a way to go around the secular law with this, as both my parents are burning in the Eternal Fires of Hell. I still think this is the best option since it will be going there eventually anyway for being an abomination.

The other option, as I see it, is to cut of the toe and see if an adoption agency will be willing to take it.

Third option is to just leave it outside somewhere.

Please help me, I really do not want God's Wrath upon me again and have bodyparts grow out of me. What should I do?

YIC Christina

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Is it a son or a daughter?

[JesperBechDane]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'. Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'.

SCREEEEECH!!!!

You have GOT to be kidding. Jesus "meant to change" a verse in the Holy Bible? Really?

Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

Your unsaved eskimo opinions are of no interest here. Next you'll be telling her to sacrifice the baby to Odin or one of your perverted viking false gods.

[Sister Christina]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Is it a son or a daughter?

I'm afraid I don't know. All they told me was "the six toes on one foot" part.

Well I'm thinking, the Pharisees were schocked when they saw Jesus eating with sinners, which are also abominable to the Lord, so maybe that verse you mentioned is one Jesus meant to change into, 'Be kind to the abominations'. Also, I think an extra toe is a very 'little' abomination, as things go, so I think you should go through with the pregnancy, and just be extra alert to raise the child in the righteousness of the Lord.

The child needs your love. And you need to love the child. The question is not only what does it say in the Old Testament, the question is also, what would Jesus say you should do about this. It seems to me, Jesus would probably have healed this small imperfection, rather than sought to end the child's life, he did give sight to a blind man no so I'm thinking if you see a doctor, who can viewed as a simple worked in Christ's vineyard of miracles, working with what he has to work with if not divine miracles, then maybe the toe can be removed quite easily and painlessly, and your child will be as healthy and strong as any.

Just remember to give the child plenty of love along with food and clothes, and things will turn out alright. You have my guarantee. That recipe is sanctioned by Christ after all

God bless.

Jesper

An abomination is an abomination and God is not happy with that.

I live to please the Lord!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

The second advice is really good, but I need to find a way to go around the secular law with this, as both my parents are burning in the Eternal Fires of Hell. I still think this is the best option since it will be going there eventually anyway for being an abomination.

Well I was going to ask what you did to bring this on to yourself, but if your parents are burning in hell, then it may not be your fault.

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Perhaps the best option is to throw it to the liebral nanny state and let it be raised out there. Of course then there is a chance of it returning to you at the age of 18.

What does your husband have to say about this?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

I'm afraid I don't know. All they told me was "the six toes on one foot" part.

Well doesn't your husband have a pocket knife?

Honestly, I just don't understand you women, always prattling on about something or or other.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Well doesn't your husband have a pocket knife?

Honestly, I just don't understand you women, always prattling on about something or or other.

Pastor is that acceptable? If so I have experience doing dew claws and docking tails on dogs and can be of service to the Good Sister. It's a very clean and simple procedure especially if done within a few days of the birth.

[Felicity]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

@Sister Christina Why don't you ask your husband what you have to do?

[Sister Christina]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Well, it was my husband's idea to seek your advice. He asked me to do it since he's out working late again with his best friend.

We do have a pocket knife, but even if we go down that road, wouldn't the child still be a freak, just with one toe cut off?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Well, it was my husband's idea to seek your advice. He asked me to do it since he's out working late again with his best friend.

We do have a pocket knife, but even if we go down that road, wouldn't the child still be a freak, just with one toe cut off?

Tell him to keep his shoes on. The Army will still take him. Jesus needs Christian Warriors to send islamofascists to hell.

[Sister Christina]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

Tell him to keep his shoes on. The Army will still take him. Jesus needs Christian Warriors to send islamofascists to hell.

They'll take girls too, if it turns out that way?

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

They'll take girls too, if it turns out that way?

I'm pretty sure Obama's military will take anybody -girls, gays, Kenyan spies, you name it.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Sister Christina]

Re: My unborn child is a freak!

I'm pretty sure Obama's military will take anybody -girls, gays, Kenyan spies, you name it.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

But wouldn't this mean that my family would be cursed until the child is old enough for the military to take it?

I would be forced to live in sin.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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At least it's not some damned hare lip. Satan will be serving this little boy well done.