Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bible!

[Levi Jones]

In a story sure to bring tears to your eyes, the radical evil joos want to burn the Bible and no doubt want to eat Christian babies!

Orthodox Jewish youths burn New Testaments in Or Yehuda

City's deputy mayor initiated bonfire of missionary-distributed material, held next to a synagogue in town.


Orthodox Jews set fire to hundreds of copies of the New Testament in the latest act of violence against Christian missionaries in the Holy Land.
Or Yehuda Deputy Mayor Uzi Aharon said missionaries recently entered a neighborhood in the predominantly religious town of 34,000 in central Israel, distributing hundreds of New Testaments and missionary material.
After receiving complaints, Aharon said, he got into a loudspeaker car last Thursday and drove through the neighborhood, urging people to turn over the material to Jewish religious students who went door to door to collect it.
"The books were dumped into a pile and set afire in a lot near a synagogue," he said.

Oh LORD! Please return soon. Don't tarry. My heart can't take this.

[Nobar King]

Re: Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bibl

I'm more concerned about all of the American Muslims who are going to be burning Bibles at their community mosques in every county in every state of the country except for a couple of places in Nevada which aren't even listed on the map.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bibl

Personally, I cannot believe that anyone would stoop so low as to burn the Holy Word of God. Can you imagine? How depraved can you get? How can anyone doubt that satan is garnering his forces against Christianity?

I think there should be a law against burning the Holy Bible.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bibl

Why does our government send them money? Really, let the muzzies wipe them off the face of the planet, that would be one less group of unsaved trash we would need to worry about.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bibl

I think there should be a law against burning the Holy Bible.

Here in the Obama socialist paradise? Don't hold your breath.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Persecution alert! Christ killers are trying to burn the Bibl

Here in the Obama socialist paradise? Don't hold your breath.

More likely there will be a law requiring it!

"I'm sorry, sir, you can't have any more wood to heat your house this winter. You already used up your 1/2-cord allotment. Yes, sir, I know it's 20 below. Yes, it's quite cold, and your pipes may well freeze. That would be inconvenient, I agree. Yes, sir, your children may freeze, too. Frostbite is a terrible thing. I'm sorry, but every family gets a specific amount of wood each year. That's the law.

"Well, sir, I'm sorry you chose not to insulate your house better and replace your windows when Obama offered those great rebates, and instead bought that new Hummer two years ago. Maybe you can live in that? Well, yes, gasoline is now $15/gallon. I agree, that'd be pretty pricey to run for heat. And that Hummer would burn through your family's annual ration of gasoline in a day or two.

"Well, sir, there is one thing we can do. We have warehouses full of plastic-wrapped pallets of Bibles confiscated from churches, libraries, and private homes. Good news, they're FREE! Other than $10/pallet for delivery, that is. One pallet of Bibles will provide the same heat as 1/4 cord of wood.

"Yes, sir. I see that you're a Pastor. I'm sorry, sir, I didn't catch that last thing you said . . . Could you ask your wife to stop wailing in the background? Thank you.

"No, sir, I can't send you Korans. Those are the holy books of the Muslims, so only Muslims can burn those. Yes, sir, same with the Vedas, only Hindus. That's right, only Christians get to burn Bibles. We respect your beliefs and won't let others sully your scriptures. Atheists? They get wood, of course. An assortment of cut-up pews from churches, synagogues, mosques, and temples. Sometimes with icons thrown in.

"No, I can't send you the wood. Only the atheists get wood. If I gave you wood, then I'd have to give an atheist Bibles. That's against the law.

"How many shall we deliver, sir? Five pallets? Great! Um, sir, could you please take a deep breath and relax a moment? I can't understand your credit card number with you weeping like that. That's better. Now, if your wife could stop wailing in the background again, just long enough so I can get the expiration date, we can get those Bibles out to you this afternoon!

"Thank you for calling Obama Nation. Hope you enjoy the rest of your Christmas Day!"