[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

like he is gonna care what you say.

I think it's Goodbye to you too soon, homer.
Praise Jesus!

I hope you like to burn.

[bridging-the-gap]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

like he is gonna care what you say.

No, it's Goodbye to you sinner.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

WHATEVER!

No, it's Goodbye to you sinner.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

WHATEVER!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

And why should I keep any of the commandments? I'm not religious in the slightest, so therefore it doesn't apply!!!

You want a reason?
Jesus have given you PLENTY, I will provide you with a few below:


But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:

Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.
Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store. Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.
The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me. The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it. The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron. The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust:
from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed. The LORD shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies:
thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth.
And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee. Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: thou shalt build an house, and thou shalt not dwell therein: thou shalt plant a vineyard, and shalt not gather the grapes thereof.
Deuteronomy 28:15-30


PS. You haven't been "ripping the ass out" of anyone, sinner, you'll only have your own ripped out in hell, literally.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Yes well Jesus can SAVE for from your black hearted homerism. Jesus reach out for Him before it is too late.

Yes, Jesus, reach out for me! Come on, don't be shy!

I love the fact that I have been ripping the ass out of you cretins all day, and yet you STILL want to save me!

One day, you'll look back on this and think: "God, was I lame for joining that bunch!"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I'm sure I shall, since according to you lot I'm gay and black, so I'm gonna get buggered five ways from Sunday for all eternity....!

Yes well Jesus can SAVE for from your black hearted homerism. Jesus reach out for Him before it is too late.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Nah, can't be arsed reading it!

I dread to think what you can be "arsed" to do, you despicable sodomite!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Then Jesus can't be "arsed," to use your erudite expression , to save you from eternal damnation. Have fun in hell.

I'm sure I shall, since according to you lot I'm gay and black, so I'm gonna get buggered five ways from Sunday for all eternity....!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

The fact that you keep talking about oh-how-not-gay-you-are only goes further to prove the fact that you are a homer.
Jesus knows that you are one, and we do too.
We are disgusted by you.

And like I said, there are more commands than just 10.
But since you can't even keep those 10, how could you ever keep the rest of them?
Enjoy hell, you pie-stealing homer.

So, according to you retards, I'm both black AND gay?

And why should I keep any of the commandments? I'm not religious in the slightest, so therefore it doesn't apply!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Nah, can't be arsed reading it!

Then Jesus can't be "arsed," to use your erudite expression , to save you from eternal damnation. Have fun in hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Oh, so witty, with a gay joke.

Even though I've had, like, eight girlfriends in the past six years!

Tossbank.

The fact that you keep talking about oh-how-not-gay-you-are only goes further to prove the fact that you are a homer.
Jesus knows that you are one, and we do too.
We are disgusted by you.

And like I said, there are more commands than just 10.
But since you can't even keep those 10, how could you ever keep the rest of them?
Enjoy hell, you pie-stealing homer.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

This isn't an Angler-can't sing-along. If you have a point to make, make it by citing chapter and verse from the King James Bible.

Nah, can't be arsed reading it!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Umm.. never heard the song "All things bright and beautiful"??

This isn't an Angler-can't sing-along. If you have a point to make, make it by citing chapter and verse from the King James Bible.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Who cares what you and your boyfriends think?
We only care about pleasing JESUS .

Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world.
If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
1 John 2:15

Oh, so witty, with a gay joke.

Even though I've had, like, eight girlfriends in the past six years!

Tossbank.