[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I've just thought...

Mark, if Goths are supposed to love everything black (clothes, hair, make-up etc), that means neither of can ever ride a black horse ever again if we're to be saved!!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Homerism -- indulging in the abomination of same-gender sexual relations.

Ohhhh, you mean "ass-bandits"?? "Butthole surfers"?? "Pillow-biters"??

Why the hell don't you just say THAT?!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112/albertoindex.asp?wpc=0112/albertoindex.asp&wpp=a

http://www.pacinst.com/antichri.htm

Dude, I guarantee you more people have gone to see Captain Jack Sparrow than have ever wandered onto this squalid little discussion forum...!

Get some education of you own!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

What in the name of arse is "homerish"?? I've seen Marky in real life - he looks NOTHING like Homer Simpson!!

Homerism -- indulging in the abomination of same-gender sexual relations.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

And you also do a mean Captain Jack Sparrow impression - nice

Who is Captain Jack Sparrow?

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112/albertoindex.asp?wpc=0112/albertoindex.asp&wpp=a

http://www.pacinst.com/antichri.htm

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

"So he's not God's main dude on earth then?"

Oh dear. According to Cathylicks he is! But the Papists are Mary Worshipping idolaters and heretics!

Don't you know the difference between Cathylickers and good protestant Baptists?

We are Baptists -- True Christians™ -- not cathylickers. Savvy?

And you also do a mean Captain Jack Sparrow impression - nice

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Markypetal sounds a bit homerish to me. Hell is no party. It's only pain, more pain, and extreme pain. Satan is not a cool "dude".
Hell sucks to put it in the language of the youth of today.

What in the name of arse is "homerish"?? I've seen Marky in real life - he looks NOTHING like Homer Simpson!!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

The Pope has NOTHING to do with God? So he's not God's main dude on earth then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pope

He's gonna love you for saying that, chief.

"So he's not God's main dude on earth then?"

Oh dear. According to Cathylicks he is! But the Papists are Mary Worshipping idolaters and heretics!

Don't you know the difference between Cathylickers and good protestant Baptists?

We are Baptists -- True Christians™ -- not cathylickers. Savvy?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I label most religious folk under the same label i'm afraid. What can i say I refused to attend Religious studies at school in favour of doing a proper subject instead

So is there any hope for me ?

How can I stop myself going to hell ?

Mark

My friend, the wonderful thing about Jesus is that with the Lord there is hope for everybody -- even the most wretched and vile sinners can sometimes achieve Salvation©. Why, we even have examples here at Landover of vile homers who have turned to Jesus and repented of their loathesome ways!
The key is repentance, accepting Jesus as your personal saviour, and tithing to Landover.
For someone as steeped in ignorance and inquity as yourself, it may be a long hard road to full Salvation©, but not impossible.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Markypetal sounds a bit homerish to me. Hell is no party. It's only pain, more pain, and extreme pain. Satan is not a cool "dude".
Hell sucks to put it in the language of the youth of today.

[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Do you think Hell is funny? Do you think having a scaly phallus ripping your insides apart is amusing?

Actually his joke WAS kinda funny, Is there drugs, underage sex and alcohol in Hell ?

if so what does heaven have to offer that compares ?

Marky

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Do you think Hell is funny? Do you think having a scaly phallus ripping your insides apart is amusing?

Not really into buggery, thanks. However, would it be cool if I give your number to my mate, Stephen??

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Do you think Hell is funny? Do you think having a scaly phallus ripping your insides apart is amusing?

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Your both bound for Hell because you don't take jesus Christ as your saviour, follow the KJV1611 and tithe to landover baptists church!

So, do I take the KJV1611 off the A90, follow it south to a ring-road....?

[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Your both bound for Hell because you don't take jesus Christ as your saviour, follow the KJV1611 and tithe to landover baptists church!

I have absolutely no idea what that means ?

Would it be possible to be a landrover baptist but have the odd sneaky joint at weekends ? (Joint is cannabis by the way, God made it ! so why cant I smoke it)

Mark