[bridging-the-gap]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

I am not being abusive i am just telling the truth. don't you think the racism on this site is wrong?

*whispers*

We came on this site to mock and poke fun, you dont start off with an abusive post because they ban you straight away

<blasphemy removed>

Mark

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Well, my mate, who is a practising Christian, says you're full of CRAP.

If there's no ten commandments, what rules, laid down by the Big JC's dad, do you follow?

I hope Jesus has a decent broadband connection then!

All of them you moron!
There are HUNDREDS of commandments.
Not a mere ten.

We at LBC are the only Church in the world who follows the ENTIRE Bible (KJV1611) not just the verses we "like".
Your friend is a false Christian.

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

There are no "ten" commandments, that is a cathylick lie.
But of course I know them, how do I worship another god?

I said YOU have an idol (a degenerate nigra rapper), my only idol is JESUS.
Praise Him!




Look missy, this is JESUS forum, administered by his favourite Church, Landover Baptist..
YOU are the guest here, not we.

So you better care, or you'll be banned for wasting Jesus bandwidth.

Well, my mate, who is a practising Christian, says you're full of CRAP.

If there's no ten commandments, what rules, laid down by the Big JC's dad, do you follow?

I hope Jesus has a decent broadband connection then!

[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

why do you care about the opinions of the child beating illiterate racists?

*whispers*

We came on this site to mock and poke fun, you dont start off with an abusive post because they ban you straight away

<blasphemy removed>

Mark

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

In the Bible does it not say "Thou shalt not worship other gods/idols yadda, yadda"?

I think it does

Do you not KNOW your ten commandments

There are no "ten" commandments, that is a cathylick lie.
But of course I know them, how do I worship another god?

I said YOU have an idol (a degenerate nigra rapper), my only idol is JESUS.
Praise Him!

why do you care about the opinions of the child beating illiterate racists?

Look missy, this is JESUS forum, administered by his favourite Church, Landover Baptist..
YOU are the guest here, not we.

So you better care, or you'll be banned for wasting Jesus bandwidth.

[bridging-the-gap]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

why do you care about the opinions of the child beating illiterate racists?

Hey, i'm new to your site as have only just stumbled across it.

I have a few questions that i'm confused about after reading a couple of the threads and articles on here.

A bit about me

I'm a 23 year old male living in England, I'm not actually religious, I believe more in science and the theory of evolution rather than the world being made in 7 days (unless of course its a missprint in the Bible and they actually meant 7million years) and after reading one of your posts on identifying the devil/evil in your children I think I probably scored on about 10 of your points ! I think you said over 5 and there was issues

So I dont believe theres a god, If there is i'd like to ask him why my grandad spent over a year slowly dieing despite being a trully great man, fought for his country, and had a loving family. But I guesse no ones going to answer that one

Does getting drunk at weekend when lets be fair its my time of the week to relax and unwind after a weeks work, having sex while in my teens ? (Just to inform you the age of conscent in England is 16) and on occasions taking drugs while socialising make me an inherintly evil or bad person ?

I dont believe it does, In most ways i'd say i'm a rather nice guy, I'm not selfish and I try to look out for my friends.... so where exactly does this belief i'm evil in some way come from ?

A confused Mark

Oh and despite the name no i'm not gay Though I dont actually see an issue with it if people are, its a free world and its their choice !

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

You're even named after your idol, everyone just look at this nigra, what an affront to the LORD:
http://www.juno.co.uk/covers/149360-01-front.htm

In the Bible does it not say "Thou shalt not worship other gods/idols yadda, yadda"?

I think it does

Do you not KNOW your ten commandments, HEATHEN?!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Oh dear Oh Dear... someone just slipped up !

Lucifer or Satan was NOT chucked out of Heaven for trying to be god, he was an angel who lost his wings due to a little incident with 'vanity' noob !


Mark

Who here reads the Bible (KJV1611), me or you? Who quotes the KJV1611 here, me or you?
Your insinuation is laughable, vanity is a form of self-worship.
You should only worship ONE THING; JESUS.

Go read the KJV1611 Bible, then come back, homer.

[Markypetal]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Oh dear Oh Dear... someone just slipped up !

Lucifer or Satan was NOT chucked out of Heaven for trying to be god, he was an angel who lost his wings due to a little incident with 'vanity' noob !


Mark

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

http://www.juno.co.uk/covers/149360-01-front.htm

AWESOME!

I'm suing his ass for breach of copyright, though. That was my name years ago...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Actually, my role model of Afro-American excellence is Morgan Freeman. THERE'S a God for you.

Oh look! He's actually PLAYING God in that picture!!

Yes, blasphemous isn't it? A nigra should know his damn place, not try to be God, that's why Lucifer was tossed out of Heaven!

Did all right with that music shit though, eh?

If that's what you call being an indebted pedophile hiding in Saudi Arabia then yeah, I guess he did "all right"..

And stop lying, that isn't your role model.. Your role model is the typical crack-selling, dope-pushing, rapping & pie-stealing nigra.

You're even named after your idol, everyone just look at this nigra, what an affront to the LORD:
http://www.juno.co.uk/covers/149360-01-front.htm

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

That's your role model as a nigra, isn't it?

Actually, my role model of Afro-American excellence is Morgan Freeman. THERE'S a God for you.



Oh look! He's actually PLAYING God in that picture!!

A nigra disguised as a white man (a very homer looking one) with the help of Satan!

No matter what color he might try to turn into, he will always be a pie-stealer, a rapist of white women, and a welfare liver!
Disgusting.

Did all right with that music <profanity removed> though, eh?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Darren what the hell where you doing back with your X lol !

And this site is tooooo funny

Mark

You find eternal damnation funny, sinner?
You will not find huge barbed tallywhackers ramming your behind for eternity while your flesh slowly melts off your bones "funny".
Enjoy hell!

What, like Michael Jackson?

That's your role model as a nigra, isn't it?
A nigra disguised as a white man (a very homer looking one) with the help of Satan!

No matter what color he might try to turn into, he will always be a pie-stealer, a rapist of white women, and a welfare liver!
Disgusting.

No nigra can truly turn white, unless washed clean by the blood of Jesus.
Praise Him!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

Darren what the hell where you doing back with your X lol !

And this site is tooooo funny

Mark

Are you just here to mock our beliefs? Trust me friend Jesus is willing to let us ban early and often those who would persecute us!

[DazDaMan]

Re: Am I bound for hell ?

No, Marky, it was a one-off!

You're a nigra, aren't you "Daz"?

Listen up BOY, you can still be Saved, but stop this lying now, pie-stealer.
Jesus graces extends to all (you will just have to work harder), so stop feeling bad for yourself and accept Jesus.
You can become white as snow and sin-free through the power of JESUS.
Praise! Accept Him in your life, repent, and tithe to the Landover Baptist Church and thou shall be SAVED.

Wouldn't you like that, to be a white man?
Because only a fool would deny himself something as wonderful as that, being made in His image.

What, like Michael Jackson?