Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Having lived my life mostly south of the Mason Dixon line I have run into a bit of a problem since relocating in Iowa. I have always followed the Bible in my dress but I am having problems and would like to know what other True Christian men do to facilitate their wardrobe. Of course I am speaking of Leviticus 19.19 and the mixing of fabrics when dressing,

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

In the south you would buy a suit that was either Linen,cotton or silk and it was easy to find undergarments of these materials. Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Having lived my life mostly south of the Mason Dixon line I have run into a bit of a problem since relocating in Iowa. I have always followed the Bible in my dress but I am having problems and would like to know what other True Christian men do to facilitate their wardrobe. Of course I am speaking of Leviticus 19.19 and the mixing of fabrics when dressing,
In the south you would buy a suit that was either Linen,cotton or silk and it was easy to find undergarments of these materials. Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.

No one ever said that being a True Christian(TM) was easy. Jesus was beaten, forced to carry a heavy wooden cross and the crucified where he died( temporally). Do you think that was more painful that a little rash? Brother I ask you this, isn't a minor inconvenience worth your Salvation(R)? Oh and a light dusting of baking powder helps. YIC James

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Your tailor is (surprise) probably fitting your pants too tightly. Many of them like to do this, to "up" the number of "visible" homogays in a community. It is part of the Gay Agenda.

Keep a close eye on him at all times as he's on his knees fitting the trousers. (He'll try to linger. Don't let him!) When he's done, DEMAND that every seam be let out a full inch.

This should fix any friction problems, and swiftly undermine their plans.
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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

I have always followed the Bible in my dress

I don't understand. How can a man follow the Bible in a dress?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Recently I went to the Tailors for a couple of winter suits and found that the norm was to buy wool. Do the gentlemen of this area wear woolen Y-fronts as well? That does not seem very comfortable at all. Actually even with shorts it would seem to be prone to chafing. Walking at a brisk pace in wool would almost guarantee the gentleman a case of rug burn. Gentlemen please advise, for now I plan to just stick with cotton and long johns on the colder days.

Brother, you seem to misundertand the passage.

It is referring to a single garment made of mixed fibers. Not multiple garments of different fibers.

For example, you might wear a linen suit, cotton shirt, and and nylon fishnet pantyhose a silk tie.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Brother, you seem to misundertand the passage.

It is referring to a single garment made of mixed fibers. Not multiple garments of different fibers.

For example, you might wear a linen suit, cotton shirt, and and nylon fishnet pantyhose a silk tie.

If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.

Well I wear cotton Y-fronts with wool pants. In the summer I tend to wear cotton pants, cotton underwear, but a silk tie. The wife asked a similar question of the women and they said that a wool skirt with a silk blouse was fine, not that they really know what they're talking about. But it seems that the consensus is that each piece of clothing must be 100% whatever fabric.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

If I could only get a consensus on this it would make my purchasing of a winter wardrobe much easier and infinitely more comfortable. As I said before, in the southern states this has never been a problem for me for the last 50 years. In hopes of a speedy resolution to this query I Thank you. I do hope to get a final verdict from church elders before it is considered the true answer.

Brother, I've conversed with Widow Helen, who thinks I am very much in the wrong. She reminded me that if you believe something to be a stumblingblock, then to you it is a stumblingblock.

I think the Pastors may well agree with Helen that indeed, you of all people should be wearing woolen Y-fronts.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Brother, I've conversed with Widow Helen, who thinks I am very much in the wrong. She reminded me that if you believe something to be a stumblingblock, then to you it is a stumblingblock.

I think the Pastors may well agree with Helen that indeed, you of all people should be wearing woolen Y-fronts.

If I have to walk a little slower then that's what I will have to do.

[Lisa H]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Pardon me for interrupting. I believe the answer lies in this Bible verse;

Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

Clearly it is referring to a singular garment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Pardon me for interrupting. I believe the answer lies in this Bible verse;

Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

Clearly it is referring to a singular garment.

Well, Sister, either Brother Benedict can take the word of a woman, or that of Helen. Which do you think he'll listen to?



Wait a minute . . . I mean . . . Helen is a woman and all, just an experienced woman.

No, no, no, not experienced like that, I mean she's a wise old woman. Er, older, not old.

Oh, you know what I mean! Stop looking at me like that!



Um, let's not show this to Helen, OK?

[Lisa H]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Well, Sister, either Brother Benedict can take the word of a woman, or that of Helen. Which do you think he'll listen to?



Wait a minute . . . I mean . . . Oh, you know what I mean!

Rev. M. Rodimer let me put it this way. Just say I wanted to wear a mink fur coat. If the garment was singular, then I would just wear the coat, and maybe a matching hat. If it was meant as plural, then I would have to wear mink underwear, skirt, blouse, top and shoes.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

Rev. M. Rodimer let me put it this way. Just say I wanted to wear a mink fur coat. If the garment was singular, then I would just wear the coat, and maybe a matching hat. If it was meant as plural, then I would have to wear mink underwear, skirt, blouse, top and shoes.

I am sorry Lisa but I will have to draw the line before getting to mink skivies....at best that sounds rather ......homerish! Definitely not, no definitely not.

[Lisa H]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

I am sorry Lisa but I will have to draw the line before getting to mink skivies....at best that sounds rather ......homerish! Definitely not, no definitely not.

Brother Benedict I was no way implying that you should wear such a thing. I was just trying to provide an example of if I chose to a wear mink coat.

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Are you serious, Woolen Y- fronts ?

I think it may be time to get the knitting needles out i think i can see a gap in the market.