LOL Cats: Blasphemous Cult That Must be Banned!

[Bob4God]

I have heard of the stuff that kids get up to on the internet these days, but this really takes the cake.

Apparently there's this new fad called LOL cats and it's sweeping the youth by storm, so much I think they are neglecting their studies.

There's this website called icanhascheezburger, and if that didn't make any sense when you read it, hold on to your hats. It's a mockery of Christianity, starting with the name, which is basically making fun of GOD's commands for animal sacrifice.

This fad basically involves kids taking pictures of cats and putting mystical and bizarre captions on them.

The issue is that I have been unable to fully understand a single one I have seen so far!

Here's what I mean:



Many of the chilling images make references to satanism, occult rituals, the devil, and anti-Christian zealotry.



This is some kind of satanic language that kids think is hip! But little do they know the blasphemy they are committing!

This is what I can only assume to be a mockery of the pain and suffering the Catholic church has caused many innocent children:



Typical insensitive atheists.

And no mention of atheists would be complete without some nonsense about evolution:



This cult even encourages kids to practice divination which is strictly forbidden by the Bible, with their so-called magic cheezburger!

The Bible tells us in the book of numbers that only GOD can give voice to the animals! (Unless you count satan in Genesis with the snake.)

And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? -Numbers 22:28

This website is an affront to GOD and Christians everywhere. This being a Christian Nation, I see no good reason why anybody, including innocent youngsters, should be allowed to access it!

Please join me in RESISTING the devil! Pray that icanhascheezburger is smitten by GOD!

[Nobar King]

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I see those pictures a lot, but I haven't laughed out loud. Who knows how it got that name.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Since when could cats talk, let alone type?

It has been made clear in the Bible that only the serpent and the donkey/ass speak.


Genesis 3:1-4
1: Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

2: And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4: And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

and then there is Balaam's donkey

Numbers 22:28

28 Then the Lord opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?"

I see no talking cat verses in either the Old Testament, nor the New Testament.

I wonder if these LOLcats are a secular science ploy to try and prove evilution. I am sure that they will try to "scientifically prove" in their theories, that the breeding of a talking snakey animal and a talking donkey, is how a talking cat is formed.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[ExGay Alex]

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Agreed, these are a serious threat. Cats are associated with the occult. I suggest Landover gather all the cats held by our congregation, as well stray cats in the Freehold area, and kill them, especially the black ones.

[Jo Freddie]

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Since when could cats talk, let alone type?

It has been made clear in the Bible that only the serpent and the donkey/ass speak.

[Annie1]

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I think Sister Petal might be a good person to spearhead taking care of this menace. She seems to have the most experience with rebuking unsaved cats.

[SUV]

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Cats? What cats? These are overgrown RATS - obviously the vanguard of RA10

It's even worse than I suspected. Please call me Home NOW, Jesus

[David Micheal]

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I never liked cats..... And the picture, the last one I believe, is another thing the evolutions are using to recruit today's youth into believing their nonsense.

I always let my son shoot with his pratice gun at stray cats, especially the black ones. We don't need more any satanic influences attempting to invade my house, I mean I already have Disney right next door....

[handmaiden]

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I read someplace that there are actually very few completely black cats left.

The arguement for this is that during the Spanish Inquistion -- which nobody ever expected -- black cats were killed in large numbers. If a black-seeming cat was caught, it was carefully inspected. One or two white hairs indicated that it was not a true minion of Satan, and that cat was not killed by being thrown against a wall, drowned or burnt at the stake.

The result is that so very many of the completely black cats were killed that their "genome" or whatever was almost completely removed from the cat gene pool. The resulting "black" cats with a few white hairs here and there were the majority of the ones left for breeding.

I'm not smart enough to understand any of the article that I read because I am a woman. I don't know why I thought that I could comprehend any of that stuff that I read while I was in college trying to graduate cum laude. Still, it seems to me that that article could be used to support evolution.

So, if I ever do encounter that article again, I will make sure that I throw it against a wall, then drown it and finally tie it to a stake and burn it.

Can't be too careful.

Methodically Yours,

Handmaiden

[BelieverInGod]

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Oh my, I've always rather enjoyed these as hamrless fun.

I've even used some on this board in order to try and get through to the unsaved trash. They seem to respond to pretty pictures rather than the written word.

What about LOL dogs? People send me those on a regular basis.

[handmaiden]

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Everyone knows how I feel about cats. And if they don't know, I tell 'em.

Cats used to be worshipped as gods. They act like those were the good old days and expect a return to power any day now.

Dogs worship we humans. That would be idolatry except that they don't have souls to condemn to hell and we humans were made in God's image so dogs are, indirectly, worshipping God.

Cats stare at you and express their disdain that you exist on what they consider to be their planet. Dogs wimper with joy if you notice their existance.

Dogs are willing to kill for you. Cats would flick a tail in annoyance if you screamed while being killed and disturbed their naps.

If dogs had souls they would be good Christians. If cats had souls they wouldn't obey God but they wouldn't submit to Satan, either. Each one would start their own religion and demand tribute in mice and birds.

When a cat leaves a bird on your porch it's not a gift--it's a broad hint.
This is what you need to sacrifice to me, they are saying.

Cats are as bad as atheists. They think that they are better than dogs who are willing to submit to a higher power. They reject said higher power are perfectly capable of living without us.

And they NEVER pee in submission.


Doggedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Worse than the LOL Cats are the Ceiling Cat images. Blasphemy! They pretend "Ceiling Cat" is a god!

[Brother Temperance]

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Praise Jesus, and thank for your informative report on this shocking new trend, proving once again that Landover always has its finger on the cutting edge of the pulse of the youth today. I wonder what crazy obscure trend we'll discover next? Why, it wouldn't surprise me if people started wearing meat as dresses, or asking dogs for advice.

[Nobrains]

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I have heard of the stuff that kids get up to on the internet these days, but this really takes the cake.

Apparently there's this new fad called LOL cats and it's sweeping the youth by storm, so much I think they are neglecting their studies.

There's this website called icanhascheezburger, and if that didn't make any sense when you read it, hold on to your hats. It's a mockery of Christianity, starting with the name, which is basically making fun of GOD's commands for animal sacrifice.

This fad basically involves kids taking pictures of cats and putting mystical and bizarre captions on them.

The issue is that I have been unable to fully understand a single one I have seen so far!

Here's what I mean:



Many of the chilling images make references to satanism, occult rituals, the devil, and anti-Christian zealotry.



This is some kind of satanic language that kids think is hip! But little do they know the blasphemy they are committing!

This is what I can only assume to be a mockery of the pain and suffering the Catholic church has caused many innocent children:



Typical insensitive atheists.

And no mention of atheists would be complete without some nonsense about evolution:



This cult even encourages kids to practice divination which is strictly forbidden by the Bible, with their so-called magic cheezburger!

The Bible tells us in the book of numbers that only GOD can give voice to the animals! (Unless you count satan in Genesis with the snake.)

And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? -Numbers 22:28

This website is an affront to GOD and Christians everywhere. This being a Christian Nation, I see no good reason why anybody, including innocent youngsters, should be allowed to access it!

Please join me in RESISTING the devil! Pray that icanhascheezburger is smitten by GOD!

This made me laugh. No it is not satanic talk "Kthxbai" is short for Okay thanks bye "bai" is "bye" in Japanese.

No these are not mockeries of God you REALLY think the cats are saying this? NO. These are pictures of people who found their cats doing funny things and they put funny messages to go along with it.

[Bob4God]

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This made me laugh. No it is not satanic talk "Kthxbai" is short for Okay thanks bye "bai" is "bye" in Japanese.

That just makes it worse! You mean these innocent children have been lured into using a satanic language like Japanese?

No these are not mockeries of God you REALLY think the cats are saying this? NO. These are pictures of people who found their cats doing funny things and they put funny messages to go along with it.

You seem very sure of yourself. What did you promise satan for such insights?

The devil tricked Eve into thinking that a snake was talking to her, I imagine that he could also trick a bunch of self-cutting 12-year-olds that their cats were talking to them as well.

These children have sealed themselves in bondage to satan, and he is communicating messages of pure evil through their furry household pets! The satanic scribes dutifully copy what the devil tells them and disseminate about the internet!

This is even worse than I thought!