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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #31
    Re: Wife dilemma

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Easy tiger. It wasn't his wife, but mine. Sadly, she died in a bizarre gardening accident yesterday. Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

    Incidently, she brings in a lot more money in her current state
    Our deepest sympathies, Wide-Open. This must be a difficult time for you, and if the Church can do anything to ease your burden, just let us know.

    The best thing to do, financially, at a time like this, is to just deposit all the insurance money into that bank account we were talking about before.
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #32
        Re: Wife dilemma

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        Our deepest sympathies, Wide-O. This must be a difficult time for you, and if the Church can do anything to ease your burden, just let us know.

        The best thing to do, financially, at a time like this, is to just deposit all the insurance money into that bank account we were talking about before.
        Thank you Mr. Lee. I can not even begin to describe how I feel right now. With this, and the dog gone, it will be a rather lonely Christmas for me. A little prayer for my unsaved soul, if that's not too much to ask, would make a world of difference to me right now.

        It was her desire to have "Here lies Mrs. Wide-O... and why not?" as her epitaph, and so let it be written.

        Bank account... sounds like good financial advice, it betters your advice to invest in Northern Rock shares last week. I will proceed as such.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464
            #33
            Re: Wife dilemma

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Bank account... sounds like good financial advice, it betters your advice to invest in Northern Rock shares last week. I will proceed as such.
            Oh, I hadn't realized Northern Rock challenged the level of risk you're comfortable with. But then, I suppose Norwegian Death Metal isn't for everyone. Surely, though, you're more adventurous than another round of Dani Klein.
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #34
                Re: Wife dilemma

                Originally posted by imback View Post
                Did you just admit to killing your wife?
                Why is everything always about killing wives with your people? As far as I'm aware, most people who kill their spouses are feminists, and Wide-Open is most certainly not one of those.
                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Bank account... sounds like good financial advice, it betters your advice to invest in Northern Rock shares last week. I will proceed as such.
                True story: last time I went up to Newcastle (around this September), the Newcastle Falcons were running an ad campaign showing them in their Northern Rock strips with the slogan "Playtime's Over." Interesting choice of words.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449
                    #35
                    Re: Wife dilemma

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Why is everything always about killing wives with your people? As far as I'm aware, most people who kill their spouses are feminists, and Wide-O is most certainly not one of those.
                    I most certainly am not.

                    True story: last time I went up to Newcastle (around this September), the Newcastle Falcons were running an ad campaign showing them in their Northern Rock strips with the slogan "Playtime's Over." Interesting choice of words.


                    I take it you were visiting there to talk to the Plymouth Brethren ? Don't you think they are a bit liberal ?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #36
                        Re: Wife dilemma

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        I take it you were visiting there to talk to the Plymouth Brethren ? Don't you think they are a bit liberal ?
                        I haven't formed too fixed an opinion on them, I couldn't find very many...then again, looking at a list of famous Plymouth Brethren, such as John Bodkin Adams, Aleister Crowley, John George Haigh, David Hendricks, and Roger Panes makes me feel a little suspicious. Apparently they used to have a nigra named Thomas as a member as well.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449
                            #37
                            Re: Wife dilemma

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I haven't formed too fixed an opinion on them, I couldn't find very many...then again, looking at a list of famous Plymouth Brethren, such as John Bodkin Adams, Aleister Crowley, John George Haigh, David Hendricks, and Roger Panes makes me feel a little suspicious. Apparently they used to have a nigra named Thomas as a member as well.
                            I had a quick look... hmmm... not exactly serving members of society, are they? Although I seem to have a few things in common with David Hendricks.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #38
                                Re: Wife dilemma

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                I had a quick look... hmmm... not exactly serving members of society, are they? Although I seem to have a few things in common with David Hendricks.
                                Wow, are you a back-brace salesman as well? It's a small world.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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