[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

I must say that if it were not for regular, preemptive beatings I would surely be a tarnished, hellbound sinner with bodily orifices the size of the caribou male genitalia. What True Christian(tm) man would have me then? And how would I get into Heaven without a True Christian(tm) man beating me and directing my behavior with his firm hand?

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Hallelujah Rob...whipped him w/a belt? How about someone whip u w/a belt...another proclaimed, freely admitting child abuser!!!! U need to b bashed...and u call urself a christian

Who are you to tell me I'm wrong in trying to steer my son away from the evil clutches of Satan? It's completely Christian to beat my son to maintain discipline and respect.

And if he gets completely out of hand and disrespects me, I'll have no choice but to execute him.


Leviticus 20:9 - For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Hallelujah Rob...whipped him w/a belt? How about someone whip u w/a belt...another proclaimed, freely admitting child abuser!!!! U need to b bashed...and u call urself a christian

Once again, please point out which state says that using corporal punishment on your own child is illegal.

Nobody has ever got back to me with an answer.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

It occurs to me that perhaps Halleluyah Rob's son's attraction towards Halloween is not the candy but the costumes.

It grieves me to mention this, but it might be an early sign of homosexuality.

Did your son mention any costume in particular?

Ballerina, French maid, lumber jack, sailor, Rosie O'Donnell ? Any of these would be cause for grave concern.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

I find COM's idea about hitting him harder, maybe withh a bible, as a good way to solve the problem.

[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

I can't believe people are trying to joke about this, trick-or-treating is assuring eternal damnation. From personal experience you should lock him in a room with a goth for 20 minutes, he'll change his mind about Halloween. Praise Him it worked for my children.