Problem With my Son - Halloween

[Halleluyah Rob]

Hello all, I am in dire need from advice from my fellow of Godly True Christians™!


For the past few years, I've held my son back from trick or treating on the evil Pagan day of Halloween. Now that he's gotten older, he's challenging me about trick or treating. The first time he got sassy with me, I gave him a good whipping with the belt. But alas, he continues..

I have a feeling Satan is trying to draw him to this Pagan holiday, sending him on the path to hell and corrupting his moral being.. I need some assistance.

[Brother Jaffa]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Let him go be a double agent, I saw it in a james Bond film and it looked cool. Send him to the dark side and see how he likes it, my guess is he will be running back and wanting to sit around the camp fire again singing kumbaya.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

If he doesn't do what you want, you have to hit him harder. Preferably with a Holy Bible on the head.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Let him go be a double agent, I saw it in a james Bond film and it looked cool. Send him to the dark side and see how he likes it, my guess is he will be running back and wanting to sit around the camp fire again singing kumbaya.

Yes but there's always the chance that he may enjoy it. What then? His soul will be tainted and he will be on the path to damnation. I cannot and will not allow that.

[Brother Jaffa]

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If he doesn't do what you want, you have to hit him harder. Preferably with a Holy Bible on the head.

Yeah that would work too, or a good kick up the ass....I said kick not dick, unless you are an RC priest.

Yes but there's always the chance that he may enjoy it. What then? His soul will be tainted and he will be on the path to damnation. I cannot and will not allow that.

How could he possible enjoy it, there may be wine, drugs and loose women there....I will go in his place if you want.

[bodmar]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

grind him down ,it's the only way my friend

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

How could he possible enjoy it, there may be wine, drugs and loose women there....I will go in his place if you want.

We are on the same page, are we? I'm talking about trick or treating, not a whore house. Trick or treating is 10x more evil for it represents the evil pagans.

[Brother Jaffa]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

We are on the same page, are we? I'm talking about trick or treating, not a whore house. Trick or treating is 10x more evil for it represents the evil pagans.

10x more evil...wow, can you quote that from the KJB, the reason I ask is because if I ask my good wife if I can go trick or treating she would say yeah..knock yourself out....if I ask her can I go to a whore house, she will just knock me out.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

10x more evil...wow, can you quote that from the KJB, the reason I ask is because if I ask my good wife if I can go trick or treating she would say yeah..knock yourself out....if I ask her can I go to a whore house, she will just knock me out.

Unfortunately American society has candy-coated Halloween (literally and figuratively), disguising what it really is; an evil Pagan tradition.

1 Corinthians 10:19-20:

What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.


And secondly, why would you ask your wife to go trick-or-treating? I'm beginning to suspect you're a pathetic false-Christian troll.

[Brother Jaffa]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Unfortunately American society has candy-coated Halloween (literally and figuratively), disguising what it really is; an evil Pagan tradition.

1 Corinthians 10:19-20:

What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.


And secondly, why would you ask your wife to go trick-or-treating? I'm beginning to suspect you're a pathetic false-Christian troll.

You mentioned trick or treating and whore house, so I used them as an example, if it pleases you more, please replace asking my wife to go trick or treating with asking her could I go to church.

Are you trying to wind me up brother...if so, get yee behind me

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Are you trying to wind me up brother...if so, get yee behind me

Are you trying to seduce me? Homers are not tolerated, no matter how irresistible my powerfully built Christian body is. Your time here is thinning, heathen.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

I will go in his place if you want.

It appears your request has been granted.

Enjoy Hell, God-mocker!

[Ghost_Getter]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

Hallelujah Rob...whipped him w/a belt? How about someone whip u w/a belt...another proclaimed, freely admitting child abuser!!!! U need to b bashed...and u call urself a christian

[Levi Jones]

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Hallelujah Rob...whipped him w/a belt? How about someone whip u w/a belt...another proclaimed, freely admitting child abuser!!!! U need to b bashed...and u call urself a christian

What? You think spanking a child is illegal? You think the Bible doesn't call for it?
Proverbs 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

[Brother Desmond Hume]

Re: Problem With my Son - Halloween

If he doesn't do what you want, you have to hit him harder. Preferably with a Holy Bible on the head.

I believe this is the best way to deal with the situation my brother.

Holy Bible changes people and he need to read many times the words of the Lord.