Please, help! My Son is GAY

[jap fox 205]

Some of you may have read my thread regarding my Godless whore of a daughter (Who, might I add, is now on the street. I'm following the advice you all gave me, and she don't come back until she's back to Jesus.), who was infested to the core with Satan. Her taint, however, was not localized. She has spread her wretchedness onto my Son...
I let him have a friend over from Church last night and I kept hearing odd noises coming from his room. I went to go check and I saw them both naked performing sex acts on one another! Needless to say, I was horrified. His friend 'from church' ran out before I could get my hands on him... I think I beat all the queer out of my Son, but I don't know. Help me Landover Baptist Church, I need it more than ever now!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

Some of you may have read my thread regarding my Godless whore of a daughter (Who, might I add, is now on the street. I'm following the advice you all gave me, and she don't come back until she's back to Jesus.), who was infested to the core with Satan. Her taint, however, was not localized. She has spread her wretchedness onto my Son...
I let him have a friend over from Church last night and I kept hearing odd noises coming from his room. I went to go check and I saw them both naked performing sex acts on one another! Needless to say, I was horrified. His friend 'from church' ran out before I could get my hands on him... I think I beat all the queer out of my Son, but I don't know. Help me Landover Baptist Church, I need it more than ever now!

Your kids are queer because YOU never accepted Christ as your Savior. Where is your husband in all this? Do you even have his permission to be in here?

[jap fox 205]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

I thought I had accepted Jesus! I've been going to church twice a week since I was born! I said the sinners prayer and was Baptized when I was 6! Oh, and by the way, I am the Husband in all of this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

I thought I had accepted Jesus! I've been going to church twice a week since I was born! I said the sinners prayer and was Baptized when I was 6! Oh, and by the way, I am the Husband in all of this.

You have been attending a false Christian church, quite obviously. If you were truley Saved, then you would know what to do. God hates fags, and we are commanded by God to hate that which He hates.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

[jap fox 205]

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Pastor, I am afraid I see no logic in your reply. How can going to a false Christian church make me a 'fag'? What's more, how does one determine whether or not said 'church' is a true one or not? Does the Bible not say that being Baptized is what matters, not the kind of Church?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

Pastor, I am afraid I see no logic in your reply. How can going to a false Christian church make me a 'fag'? What's more, how does one determine whether or not said 'church' is a true one or not? Does the Bible not say that being Baptized is what matters, not the kind of Church?

Going to a false Christian church makes you unsaved. There are plenty of them out there who twist or ignore scripture, cherry-picking the verses they like. All you have done since arriving here is tell us how your kids turned out to be queer. Do you even own a Bible?

There are even "churches" that pose as Christian and accept sodomites as members! How false can you get?

We follow every single word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible, without exception. Take a look at our beliefs HERE, before you start spouting off on our Godly forum.

[XxSatanSpawnxX (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

what is it that they say..everything created by god is perfect, and he created everything, your son, is embracing who he really is, being himself, and you judge him according to your "sacred" bible.
Satan and i myself, take people for who they are and embrace their individuality, care for them because THEY TO are human beings.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

what is it that they say..everything created by god is perfect, and he created everything, your son, is embracing who he really is, being himself, and you judge him according to your "sacred" bible.
Satan and i myself, take people for who they are and embrace their individuality, care for them because THEY TO are human beings.

Can someone please translate that for me? I swear, I think there are more commas than words.

[XxSatanSpawnxX (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

hey at least the commas are in the right place, see, intelligence you should try it sometime.
translation:
GAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED
THEY SHOULD BE TREATED THE SAME AS ANY OTHER HUMANE BEING
YOUR METHODS ARE BRUTAL AND SINISTER

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

hey at least the commas are in the right place, see, intelligence you should try it sometime.
translation:
GAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED
THEY SHOULD BE TREATED THE SAME AS ANY OTHER HUMANE BEING
YOUR METHODS ARE BRUTAL AND SINISTER

Listen harlot; Jesus commands that we judge.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

God hates queers, case closed. Now go haunt someone else, lesbo.

[XxSatanSpawnxX (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

A: I am not a lesbian
B: As a loyal follower of Satan i will haunt you until your brutal, sinister, inhumane and WRONG ways have been morphed into logical, caring and RIGHT ways.

drown in your godly fantasies
Satan will make you see the way.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

YOUR METHODS ARE BRUTAL AND SINISTER

The depictions in the Bible of the afterlife for non-believers such as yourself could also be called brutal and sinister. There is said to be a wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:42) of lost souls in the pits of Hell.

"...and the fire shall devour them." (Psalm 21:9) Sounds pretty brutal and sinister, doesn't it?

And yet this is what SATAN does. The dark angel you have taken on as your master. The devil doesn't keep his promises, my friend. Whatever he said to you through your satanic music is nothing but a lie. But through Christ, you can find all truth.

But truly I am full of power by the spirit of the LORD, and of judgment, and of might (Micah 3:8)

Perhaps you should try some intelligence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A: I am not a lesbian
B: As a loyal follower of Satan i will haunt you until your brutal, sinister, inhumane and WRONG ways have been morphed into logical, caring and RIGHT ways.

drown in your godly fantasies
Satan will make you see the way.

You are probably an obese zit-faced 15 year old girl from Canada who half-way believes that anime is real.

You kids don't scare us, sorry.

[XxSatanSpawnxX (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

i am not a lesbian
and as a loyal follower of Satan i will haunt you until your brutal, "godly" ways STOP

you will drown in your godly fantasies
Satan will show you the way

[XxSatanSpawnxX (Quarantined)]

Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

through satan i have learned to be pure, and not take others and myself for who they are
satanism does not involve ritual killings, for human life is considered sacred in every form

as for your name calling, I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU,
and to correct you,
i am 52 kilograms with perfect skin