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  • jap fox 205
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    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2007
    • 12

    #16
    Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

    What is a Satanist?

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

      Originally posted by XxSatanSpawnxX View Post
      hey at least the commas are in the right place, see, intelligence you should try it sometime.
      translation:
      GAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE JUDGED
      THEY SHOULD BE TREATED THE SAME AS ANY OTHER HUMANE BEING
      Yes, left alone if they do nothing wrong, punished if they commit crimes like sodomy.
      Originally posted by XxSatanSpawnxX View Post
      A: I am not a lesbian
      B: As a loyal follower of Satan i will haunt you until your brutal, sinister, inhumane and WRONG ways have been morphed into logical, caring and RIGHT ways.
      You think of Satan as being caring?
      Originally posted by XxSatanSpawnxX View Post
      through satan i have learned to be pure, and not take others and myself for who they are
      So who do you take them for? Someone else? That's pretty impressively stupid.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • MyQueerDad
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        • Dec 2007
        • 50

        #18
        Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

        What is a Satanist?
        either someone who believes in the existence of satan and follows OR worships satan

        or someone who sees satan as a symbol of some sort

        there are different kinds of satanists

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #19
          Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

          Can we get back on track here please? this sinner has spawned two abominations and nobody seems to be offering him any advice! The poor man!
          I'll have to step in here, and suggest a way to appease our angry and wrathful Lord,.
          • It is obvious your seed is tainted and you are incapable of providing healthy offspring worthy of Jesus' self sacrifice. No more sex for you. Or M'ing.
          • I believe the bible declares sodomites as abominations unto the Lord, so your son should really be killed, except that secular law prohibits this, so perhaps chemical or physical castration of your son will prevent his continued sodo-deathstyle from being practised and offer some proof of your sincerity.
          • Your daughter can still produce fresh warriors for christ, and should be married off to a godly christian man as soon as possible.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Magnum Innominandum
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 129

            #20
            Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

            I found this thread really disturbing (not that I have the right to think anything at all). " i am 52 kilograms with perfect skin"? But my favourite dog has 52 g (okay, so 53) and has perfect skin! He's an Alsatian. He has really nice fur, too. Do you?

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #21
              Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

              Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post

              either someone who believes in the existence of satan and follows OR worships satan

              or someone who sees satan as a symbol of some sort

              there are different kinds of satanists
              But there will be only one kind on Judgement Day, when JESUS tosses your queer butt into satan's lake of fire, queer person!
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • MyQueerDad
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                • Dec 2007
                • 50

                #22
                Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

                Hahaha, your apparently loving saviour or whatever, would "toss" somebody into a lake of fire...?

                And if Satan were to exist how do you know he or she has a lake of fire? What have you been to "hell"?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Please, help! My Son is GAY

                  Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                  Hahaha, your apparently loving saviour or whatever, would "toss" somebody into a lake of fire...?

                  And if Satan were to exist how do you know he or she has a lake of fire? What have you been to "hell"?
                  The truth about hell is HERE.

                  But I suppose you need to experience the unspeakable pain of your flesh being burned away before you believe it. Just keep mocking God, and you'll get your wish, queerboy.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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