[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Bobby-joe, I have a question, it may be a bit offtopic. Is it true that god will eat your children when you don't vote for huckabee? Does it concern all the american citizens who don't vote for huckabee? Cause that would be a great solution for the problem that there are people who don't believe in god. That would mean that only the believers will survive!

What you say is quite possible, and is not without precedent. Of course God doesn't actually eat babies. But He does occasionally cause us to do so.

2 Kings 6:26 And as the king of Israel was passing by upon the wall, there cried a woman unto him, saying, Help, my lord, O king. 6:27 And he said, If the LORD do not help thee, whence shall I help thee? out of the barnfloor, or out of the winepress? 6:28 And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son tomorrow. 6:29 So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.

This could be a great new slogan for Pastor Huckabee, now that you mention it. It might strike a chord with many Americans.

"Vote Huckabee or God will make you eat your children!"

[JennyD]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Juliette -

There ARE two woman authors who write perfectly Godly books:

Ann Coulter, and Ayn Rand.

The ladies at the orphanage used to read Atlas Shrugged to we children at bedtime, if we couldn't sleep after prayers and Bible time. Ah, happy days!

[Brother McGregor]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Hello there...this would be the one exception to books by female authors that would be suitable for a woman to read.

a little about it from the website:

"It took four years, thousands of hours, many tears, revisions and distractions, but I finally finished my book. I had no idea God had so much to say to us ladies until I began going through God’s Word verse by verse, writing the different sections of Created to Be His Help Meet. Many times as I read a passage, I would say to my husband, “I’m not going to include those verses in my book because if I do the ladies (of any religious group you can think of including my own) will not like my book or promote it.” My dear husband would say to me, “If God thought it was important enough to inspire it as part of his Word to us, then you should include it.” And so I would cringe and add one more controversial subject after another.
So in obedience with Titus 2, where God commands the aged women to teach the younger women, I have obeyed and given you the very best I can do — 27 chapters, 304 pages, including letters from my readers, recounting couseling sessions, wisdom gleaned from my daughters, my own very personal stories, and, of course, the Word of God. It includes subjects as varied as planning meals to answering extremely intimate questions.

"

[Brother McGregor]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

It certainly gets a jolly two thumbs up from me and the "naughty bits" are suitably Christian.

[Juliette]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Hi Juliette, I see you are from Belgium too!

Friend, in that case I would advise you to STAY AWAY from anything written by Louis-Paul Boon. I think Jesus would smite you In Person if you were to read Mieke Maaike's Obscene Jeugd.

The list of books to avoid is too long, but anything from that Tom Lanoye homer, or that Brusselmans freak, avoid it like the plague!

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These are horrible examples indeed.

I also can advice all True Christians to stay away from books written by disgusting harlots such as Amélie Nothomb and Amanda Filipacchi.

I'm sure Satan himself was holding their pens.

Maybe we should start an LBC blacklist or codex to protect True Christians from book that lead one straight to hell.

[narrowpathy]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Friends,

sic

Off course i don't want to catch a filthy disease reading these books. Yours,

sic
Juliette

One has to suffer , as you said yourself.

[Roberta]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Dear Sister in Christ,

Did you ever read any books written by the communist Vladimir Nabokov?

Robbie

[Juliette]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Dear Sister in Christ,

Did you ever read any books written by the communist Vladimir Nabokov?

Robbie

Please don't remind me of that filthy Godless crap!

Advice everybody to stay away from it and burn any copy you can find.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

The only thing worse than reading Ellis is reading Hemingway, James Joyce, and Thoreau.

Thoreau invented hippies, and so he has a special place in Hell. I don't think we need to worry too much about anyone reading Joyce, since the effects of a diet consisting solely of spuds and booze have thankfully rendered all Irish writers completely unreadable, from Joyce to Beckett. Flann O'Brien is possible the worst of an awful bunch. He makes about as much sense as a Polack trying to talk theology. After he died, the Joos stole his book and turned it into a demonic TV series called Lost. Implausible but true.

What you say is quite possible, and is not without precedent. Of course God doesn't actually eat babies.

God doesn't eat babies, but Buddha does. Did you know that in Red China, if a pair of chinks somehow manage to breed and have more than one baby, the Communists summon that fat chink they worship to devour it? We should probably get a smilie showing Buddha eating children.

Hello there...this would be the one exception to books by female authors that would be suitable for a woman to read.

There is only one book by a female author that I can think of that anyone should be reading. Lewis Libby's stuff is pretty good as well.

Dear Sister in Christ,

Did you ever read any books written by the communist Vladimir Nabokov?

Robbie

Is he not that one who wrote books about why everyone should rape little children and vote for Mitt Romney? No thanks. Anything written by a Russkie is guaranteed to be trash. Nabokov's queer lover was a maniac called Bulgakov who wrote a book called "the Master and Margherita" which was just about Satan and a cat drinking cocktails and eating pizzas. Then they travel through time to help the JOOS kill Christ. It was a best-seller in Russia for over thirty years.

[Roberta]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

Bro Temp,

Don't you remember that song by the UK Police about a school teacher who was diddlin one of his young female students? He even referred to Nabokov in the rant. What a revelation that was.

Robbie

[narrowpathy]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_U9-pvCccsg&feature=related I am sure that Jesus would love this song by the U.K. Police. There are Numbers in the Bible and lots of murder, too!

[Roberta]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

That was a very good post! I think Sting is actually an instrument from God conveying His message in a lyrical manner.

Do you remember the song about the doomed soul who was sending messages in bottles?

[hitmanred]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ASPHOLE WHEN I FIND ALL OF YOU ASPHoLES I WILL PERSONLY DESTROY YOUR SOULS IF YOU HAVE ONE WEMAN ARE THE CLOSEST MAN CAN GET TO GOD YOU GAY SONSABITCHES I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN GIVE GOSHDARN BIRTH SO BLESS OF YOU FAKE ASP FAGGETS

[Roberta]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ASPHOLE WHEN I FIND ALL OF YOU ASPHoLES I WILL PERSONLY DESTROY YOUR SOULS IF YOU HAVE ONE WEMAN ARE THE CLOSEST MAN CAN GET TO GOD YOU GAY SONSABITCHES I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN GIVE GOSHDARN BIRTH SO BLESS OF YOU FAKE ASP FAGGETS

What is this Iraqian babbling about?

[Juliette]

Re: About reading ungodly books.

God doesn't eat babies, but Buddha does. Did you know that in Red China, if a pair of chinks somehow manage to breed and have more than one baby, the Communists summon that fat chink they worship to devour it? We should probably get a smilie showing Buddha eating children.

The Joos also eat children as is proved in this painting.