[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Maybe, although that was not my first impression I must say

Oh what do you know, Rodney James Dio. Same here, just guessing for him. He does not like me so I was trying to kiss ass, okay?

While pure Jesus does sound like bunches of fun, I think I liked the idea of an opium den better. Oh well...

Understood. The best I can offer you in America is Zanax. The docs sell a ton, for cheap.

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Ah, well I've never been to one before I used to be Christian, and our Youth Group took us to the nearest Bible college as a sort of 'field trip'... Lots of college boys with grabby hands. Gods, it was so much fun!!. Just goes to show that you can always learn something new. And you thought all Christians were boring. They're really a great source of entertainment.

I guess it makes sense though, I mean where is the last place you would think to look for crack: Bible college of course!

I know! It's the perfect coverup!

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I guess it makes sense though, I mean where is the last place you would think to look for crack: Bible college of course!

It is just like the preacher's kid.

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

It is just like the preacher's kid.

Those little bastards get away with everything!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

It is just like the preacher's kid.

Hold on! Since when!?! Boy, have I been making friends with the wrong people!

[WickedWitch]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Hold on! Since when!?! Boy, have I been making friends with the wrong people!

Oh, dude, you really are outta the loop. Since ALWAYS, that's when. The PKs (Preacher's Kids) can get away with, and get their hands on, anything. You poor guy, nobody ever told you?

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Hold on! Since when!?! Boy, have I been making friends with the wrong people!

You have to be the first ever to make me proud of my upbringing.

I thought all unsaved trash knew that gospel.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Oh, dude, you really are outta the loop. Since ALWAYS, that's when. The PKs (Preacher's Kids) can get away with, and get their hands on, anything. You poor guy, nobody ever told you?

You have to be the first ever to make me proud of my upbringing.I thought all unsaved trash knew that gospel.old

Ugh! This is just great. I've been buying third rate junk off of the bums downtown when there were sooo many hookups right under my nose!

This is really something they should pass out flyers for.....

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Ugh! This is just great. I've been buying third rate junk off of the bums downtown when there were sooo many hookups right under my nose!

This is really something they should pass out flyers for.....

They do. They just have a godly way of doing it, fool. I already signed you up. You think they are making Chicken soup?

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

They do. They just have a godly way of doing it, fool. I already signed you up. You think they are making Chicken soup?

Maybe....they do look like the type that enjoys their chicken.

So how exactly do you go about shady dealings in a Godly way....nevermind, it doesn't matter; hopefully I'll stop getting ripped off with powdered sugar at the very least

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Maybe....they do look like the type that enjoys their chicken.

So how exactly do you go about shady dealings in a Godly way....nevermind, it doesn't matter; hopefully I'll stop getting ripped off with powdered sugar at the very least

ROTF, just leave the detials to me. Don't question. Get some faith, sinner.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

ROTF, just leave the detials to me. Don't question. Get some faith, sinner.

Done and done. Oh and if by faith you mean "trippin' balls", well that can apperently be arranged as well

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Done and done. Oh and if by faith you mean "trippin' balls", well that can apperently be arranged as well

I just noticed your sig is Psalms 23. David was a cool guy that got away with murder and an affair and so much more and his kid wrote part of the bible too.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: So God gave us free will.

I just noticed your sig is Psalms 23. David was a cool guy that got away with murder and an affair and so much more and his kid wrote part of the bible too.

Ya and he doesn't afraid of anything (sorry I couldn't help myself).

Great thing about 23 is that it takes on a whole new meaning if you take certain parts of it outside their context

[Seeker]

Re: So God gave us free will.

Ya and he doesn't afraid of anything (sorry I couldn't help myself).

Great thing about 23 is that it takes on a whole new meaning if you take certain parts of it outside their context

God even loved when he danced in his underwear! I think he killed one of their son's, from Basheba? And then he blessed the others. Hell could be wrong. I should dust the OT part off. Song of Soleman(sp) was a blessing too!


The LORD Is My ShepherdA Psalm of David.
1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul:
he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me;thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies:
thou anointest my head with oil;my cup runneth over.6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

I have no idea why I even did a copy and paste because I can say that chapter in my sleep. Years and years.