[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

New to the internet, I looked on the first page and what I read was utter bullsht, you must be new to reading because by the looks of it... an animal that scratched a kid? WOW, possessed by Satan obviously because it's doing something within it's nature...

Are you a "brony"? Is that why you put animals above people?

[Bobby Greenwood]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

New to the internet, I looked on the first page and what I read was utter bullsht, you must be new to reading because by the looks of it... an animal that scratched a kid? WOW, possessed by Satan obviously because it's doing something within it's nature...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

But why the piffle would you do something like that to an innocent animal?

You must be new to the internet!

If you read the very first post in this thread, you'll find all the information you need (you can find it by putting your curser - the little arrow that moves when you move your computer "mouse" - on these blue words here, and then clicking that "mouse")!

[Bobby Greenwood]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I really do hope this is some sort of sick joke, and you're taking the mick out of these retarded orthodox insane bible belt Christians...

But why the fuck would you do something like that to an innocent animal? How the hell can an animal be possessed for scratching or pushing a kid? If a kid did that you wouldn't call it possessed or plan on killing it would you? It's in an animal's nature, given by God to do something like that. With a parent like you the kids are probably more fucked up than the kittens and were the ones that provoked the kittens... It's an animal how would it know any better? Just because it makes a mistake and harms a human doesn't mean it should receive such a disgusting and inhumane sort of treatment... Taking the Bible so literally that you would torture and kill an innocent animal, WOW, the Bible contradicts itself so much and you would take something so literal to that extent? If that were going to be that literal, you'd wear clothes of all the same material, you wouldn't eat bacon, you wouldn't have round hair cuts, you wouldn't play football or soccer, use fortune cookies, wear gold, along with many other stuff taken far to literally. You are really sick and twisted if you would do something like that to a defenseless animal, if you were scratched or pushed by an innocent child whom knows no better would you say that it had to be tortured? No. Life is given by God, something scared and blessed that you are destroying.

Well it doesn't matter what I say, you will continue living your freakish, disgusting life and we will see who spends their eternity in hell

[see_the_light]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

After due consideration I decided to share my views on this subject.

We see from the bible that the a sharp knife is the proper way for a CLEAN sacrifice.

Genesis 22:10

And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

So the mercy of a sharp knife is the reward for the pure that are sacrificed to GOD or to the well being of the master race, humans.

As mentioned earlier, the CLEAN animals and people that misbehave are stoned.

Be it a particularly sinful sodomite or a murdering ox.

In this case they would deserve the knife had they not gone against the law of GOD.

So we see a scale forming,

CLEAN+WELL BEHAVED= Merciful death

CLEAN+BAD BEHAVIOUR= Violent death

Now as we enter unclean beings it is clear that we're dealing with and increasing necessity to inflict violence and pain

Psalms 137:9


Happy shall he be, that taketh
And dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


And the cat being a most satanic of familiars should receive NO LESS than the head bashing treatment.

This is not to say that you cannot be creative, GOD will torture all sinners in the most creative ways in hell, the guidelines HE gave us (e.g. stoning et al) are just MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS.

That's why you can rest assured that GOD will not think less of you for merely squatting a fly (crushing trumps dashing that trumps stoning), but baby JESUS himself will look proudly upon your son when he slowly dismembers an unclean critter that crawls.

BTW, fleas, mosquitoes and lice deserve a particularly horrid ending as they impinge upon GOD's monopoly on blood. Every time a bug bites he's stealing from GOD!

Leviticus 17:11

For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.

Hope the good Pastors will clarify any of my shortcomings in this most brief of explanations.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Snopmat]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Ok I will thanks for telling me

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Do whatever it takes to kill them

Oh, a revelc one!

Let's see if it can find the Introductions Forum and follow the instructions the admins have sneakily concealed on every page there (hint: it's at the top). I'm taking bets.

Please see Mistress Cookie at Betting Window #2 to get in on this action.

[John Creeser]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Do whatever it takes to kill them

Hello friend, before you continue to post, please do us the courtesy of introducing yourself here. We'd like to get to know you

[Snopmat]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Do whatever it takes to kill them

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

God created all animals for a purpose under heaven. To the OP and all the self-righteous Christians, violence is a sin.

That purpose is to be dominated and to be subdued by man just as God commands.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Oh yeah, care to show us scripture saying that violence in sin?

[falseprophets]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

God created all animals for a purpose under heaven. To the OP and all the self-righteous Christians, violence is a sin. Therefore, an act of violence against God’s creatures is a sin. Those advocating abuse and mistreatment of another sentient being is sin. If you do not want your animals, then take them to your local pet shelter. I have to say, I think that people who advocate violence against any living thing is a proponent of Satan, especially those who claim to be “true Christians.”

[kiley_m]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

The Word of God says what it says and we must follow it. It's what we're supposed to do if there is any chance of us spending eternity with our creator. You can call it cruel, get angry, go against it, and condemn yourself to hell for eternity, but it won't change the fact of what it says.


Personally, I vote drowning.

[Basilissa]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.

Where does He say that? If it's that voice in your head, there are medical treatment options for schizophrenia.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.

Dear, I'm aware of the LORD instructing how to sacrifice animals at the altar, because God finds the burning flesh to be a "sweet savor" (Leviticus 1:9; 13; 17). I'm aware of the LORD instructing mankind not to have sex with animals (Leviticus 18:23; Deuteronomy 27:21) . I'm not aware of the LORD mentioning anything about kittens or "less fortunate creatures." Perhaps you're thinking of that pansy, St. Francis of Assisi?

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

How could any of you claim to be real Christians and want to hurt little kittens?

Jesus clearly tells us to care for less fortunate creatures and treat animals with kindness. I will pray for you all.