[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

*** typical Jesus-hater stuff ***

I would suggest that you do what Pastor Zeke asks you to do or your stay will be a short one.

YiC,

Zech

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

No one cares at all about your unsaved opinions. This is a Christian forum.

Yes they do and I don't care.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

No. I couldn't be bothered. And I don't need to be greeted.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I'm not here to 'flame' anyone. I came across this webpage while I was bored and felt like I needed to comment.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Please don't.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

...He, like any other Godless atheist, is devoid of all moral compass...

I gots an immoral compass, and it's pointing due north, honey.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

You're kinda rude!

Of course he is. He, like any other Godless atheist, is devoid of all moral compass. Being rude is no more upsetting to him than stepping on the ignorant ant on the sidewalk.

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Very nice, but completely irrelevant here.

Are you done wasting God's favourite bandwidth? <--- that there is a hint

I can't tell if you're trying to be nice or not... You're kinda rude!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I don't want to have a discussion of its contents.
All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.

No one cares at all about your unsaved opinions. This is a Christian forum.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

...All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.

Very nice, but completely irrelevant here.

Are you done wasting God's favourite bandwidth? <--- that there is a hint

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Only that you can't hope to have an informed discussion of its contents or impact in your present state of ignorance.

I don't want to have a discussion of its contents.
All I want to do is make it clear that I think killing kittens for no reason, and in such a cruel way, is evil.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Thanks but I can't see the point of reading it...

Only that you can't hope to have an informed discussion of its contents or impact in your present state of ignorance.

How would you feel about someone dissing your favourite movie IF THEY'D NEVER SEEN IT? Would you have ANY respect for their opinion? Or would you just tell the hypocrite to shut the f*** up, and ignore everything they said about anything at all?

Why should you be treated any differently?

There are 66 books in the Bible. Read two a day (couple of hours, maybe), and you'll be done in a little over a month. You'll then be better informed about the Bible than most so-called Christians (seriously, just ask them; most haven't read it, just a few bits and pieces as part of a "Bible study" thing).

You'll be amazed at what you didn't know before.

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

You should (even if you don't believe it to be true). It is, unarguably, the most influential book ever written, in any language.

Have you read it yet? You can get one free from most churches (try to get a King James version, it's the least soporific, IMO), or for as little as $5 at Wal-Mart, or you could read it online here.

Thanks but I can't see the point of reading it. I get the gist though

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I don't care what the Bible says...

You should (even if you don't believe it to be true). It is, unarguably, the most influential book ever written, in any language.

Have you read it yet? You can get one free from most churches (try to get a King James version, it's the least soporific, IMO), or for as little as $5 at Wal-Mart, or you could read it online here.

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

What kind of a rock do you live under? Just a small sample here: http://listverse.com/2008/04/02/8-at...e-of-religion/

I suppose it was a bit of a caricatured view. I was thinking more along the lines of Flanders from The Simpsons...

[Attila's Wife]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

I'm was surprised to see someone suggest burning, which is a French practice and therefore barbaric. Drowning or stoning is the way to go, but I'd be careful about getting your wives or children involved.

I was told that at the point of death, cats and kittens release their inner Daemon which immediately looks for a new home. The person who kills them is obviously the closest at that time and so in the greatest danger.

Now an adult man is strong enough to resist, but women are notoriously weak and even male children may not yet have the experience to repel the Creature.

I used to get the maid or the Filipino houseboy to do it. After all, you can always hire new help.

Blessings to you all.

[AverageJoe]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

Dear, we are to love our Brothers, but there's nothing in the LORD's Holy Bible that says anything about how to treat animals or insects or anything that lives. We're not Godless Jainists. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

I don't care what the Bible says - You can't just kill innocent defenceless little kittens because a book says so!

[Didymus Much]

Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In?

...I thought religious people were supposed to be kind...

What kind of a rock do you live under? Just a small sample here: http://listverse.com/2008/04/02/8-at...e-of-religion/