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  • #76
    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.
    Brainwashed? I'm brainwashed because I know for a fact that acne is hormonal, or the earth is round?
    You cultish dumbasses are the most brainwashed sacks of dumb shit to ever blight the Midwestern united states.
    Any grown person who has been outside of the fence of your baptist commune knows for a fact that acne is not a satanic punishment. The field of medicine is a true, existing field of practice,
    and globes are not novelty items sold in gag shops, they are accurate models of the earth.
    You dumbass brainwashed imbosiles know nothing other than what your cult leaders have taught you from birth to the fat state in which you know exist. Have fun being an ignorant dumb, fugly slob in your cult. You pieces of shit are the most insufferable group with which I have ever had the unpleasant and shockingly awakening experience that there area people so dumb that actually live and breath in our country and are allowed to reproduce.
    You people have threads dedicated to the hatred of Jews, blacks, Lutherans, Catholics, Europeans, africans, etc.
    Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe the rest of the world isn't the problem. Why is it that we have global cooperation, and yet your demented cult needs a fence to keep normal people out and keep you whack job psycho bitches in?
    Rather than eliminating those who you see as problems, you should realize that you and your entire cult are the most screwed up group to ever live. You want to really know what god wants. He called me up on my cell phone, from the other side of this round world, and told me my skin has cleared up since I started using proactive. As an aside, he assured me that Catholicism is the religion he loves and that Mary is alive. He continued to tell me that you crazy whores need to be contained. He commands that any of your potential offspring be limited, and that a rusty coat hanger be your best prenatal care, to prevent more inbreeding of your horrific and shocking race of idiots. Your pastors, ministers, and your own fathers have brainwashed you into believing the sick shit that you preach. Get a handle on your life. Pack a handkerchief on a stick, throw it over your shoulder, and get yourself out of the commune. Find a city, find people, find a museum. Visit a planetarium. You will be amazed when you realize the truths of the physical world around you.
    The sciences and objective truths of the world will shock and disappoint you,
    You will realize that the shit spewing out of your mouth is the most contradictory bullshit ever spoken.
    You think I am brainwashed by the papacy. Negative, At least I can function in society. It is you, you stupid shit, who believes that Satan punishes with acne and that the world is flat. You have clearly been brainwashed by your grandfather, father, brother, and husband. Disgustingly enough, I believe those four personas are the same exact inbred disgusting cult whore. I am aghast that such useless shit brained arguments for insanity are conceived in the minds of denizens of my own country.
    I'm surprised you didn't get the shit beat out of you for being a complete whack job. You clearly spent your entire sad excuse for existence isolated amongst people whose retardation matches only your own.
    I guarantee you were all cult schooled and never saw the walls of any organized state run educational institution.
    I can't believe they allow to even vote.
    F*** you all and goodnight.

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    • #77
      Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and bowing down to statues of Mary to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #78
        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

        You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up

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        • #79
          Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

          Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
          You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
          Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #80
            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Dear Godmocking Papist Whore;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spitting in Christ's Loving face to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            I get cited for vile repetition, and then you get off posting this shit? You idiot! All you f***ing people have to say around here is the same shit for every argument! Because you actually know nothing. Beyond what you've learned being homeschooled by your retarded mom and father, you don't know shit. You guys talk out your asses like you actually have God sitting with you. Delusional freaks! Only Catholics can experience life. Because we are allowed out of the fundamental baptist brainwashing centers and can live lives. While you crazy assholes are busy memorizing the cult's customs of inbreeding and intolerance, I am out in the world. Learning, knowing, being. You idiots just sit under a rock and live from the bubble that your cult has created around you. I can't believe you monkeys even have the intelligence to type coherent sentences on a computer. Oh wait, you don't! Everything you post is complete nonsense! Threaten me with your false damnations. The number of people who like you equals the number of shits I give-- none!

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            • #81
              Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

              Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
              You pompous hillbilly dumbass...
              Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

              Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."

              Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."

              You're no Christian.

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              • #82
                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

                Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."

                Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."

                You're no Christian.
                You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.

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                • #83
                  Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                  Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                  You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.
                  Didymus is obviously an atheist. I don't see how you could mistake him for a Christian, but that just shows how warped your concept of Christianity is. Didymus perpetually dangles on a thread over the precipice of banishment from our forums and eternal doom.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #84
                    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                    Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                    You're f***ing signature is a presidential campaign propo for Ron Jeremy!! You talk about being Christian? Yet you want a porn star as president? Things is exactly what I'm talking about. All of you idiots are inbred, deranged, pathetic excuses for chimpanzees. It must be crazy to actually believe the shit you do. Your misinterpretations of the bible exemplify your idiocy.
                    Please don't confuse the atheist scum Didymus Much with the True Christians(tm) here. He's a known pervert and drug addict, and he doesn't speak for us.

                    Come to think of it, you papists have a lot in common with him.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #85
                      Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                      Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                      You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
                      Just a suggestion--try this and see how it works:

                      And for those who suffer of this masturbation-acne condition, check this out: do not masturbate for two weeks, notice how your WHOLE body's oil will become normal, also notice the difference between the hairloss during a chronic-masturbation period and a period where you just forget your friend.

                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • #86
                        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Please don't confuse the atheist scum Didymus Much with the True Christians™ here. He's a known pervert and drug addict, and he doesn't speak for us.

                        Come to think of it, you papists have a lot in common with him.
                        You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag

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                        • #87
                          Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                          Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                          You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag
                          Okay, bye then.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #88
                            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                            Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                            You have a lot in common with him you shit brained scumbag
                            Looks like you'll have quite a bit for confession this week.

                            But in the meantime, why don't you try reading your Bible? There's a lot of great stuff in there for aspiring Christians to take to heart, such as:

                            1 John 5:18 "We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not."

                            1 Thessalonians 3:13 "To the end he may stablish your hearts unblameable in holiness before God, even our Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ with all his saints."

                            Remember, true repentance doesn't just mean confessing your sins to God (I'd have liked to hear your justification for doing it in a booth with a guy in a dress, but as you're banned, that's not gonna happen), it means NEVER SINNING AGAIN.

                            Here's an entire thread about how True Christians™ live: True Christians are Perfect!. Enjoy!

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                            • #89
                              Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                              Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                              Ignorant mormon. Faith has no relation to acne. Period. I would like to see one of you bible thumping idiots cite the bible stating that pubescent hormonal pimples have a direct relation to sin. You cannot. Because its bulls***.
                              I never said faith had any relation to acne.

                              I stated an empirical fact, that no True Christian(tm) has had acne since being Saved.

                              You choose to believe that everyone is a pizza-faced God-mocker like yourself. That's your decision.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #90
                                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                You pompous hillbilly dumbass. You need to stop. Yu think you can control me, you can't even control yourself. You and your cult don't even have clue on how the world really works. This crazy forum is like the footloose town times a hundred. It's just intolerable, insufferable, idiots who don't give a damn what you have to say, and have no intention of having a rational argument. It's probably because there's not a rational bone in you. You inbred retards don't have a freaking clue. You think you know what god wants, but you delusion psychos are only repeating what your cult leaders made up
                                Why are atheists so angry all the time? It does make you wonder if this chronic masturbator had a lot of acne and now is realizing that he brought it on himself.

                                If anyone needs the love of Jesus and proves the important mission of our Godly forum, it is this guy.
                                "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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