Marijuana or oxycodone

[Little Donkey]

I have recently been getting ear ache from having to listen to the liberals complain every night on Fox news. My doctor won't listen to me (he banned me actually) so I have done some intarnets searches. Lo and behold I can have my choice of prescription medications - without a prescription! Praise the Lord for the miracle of the free market!!

Since I live in California (until my probation finishes, then off to Iowa woo!), I can choose between many medications - in particular, marijuana or oxycodone. There are a lot of plusses and minuses for each - primarily I don't want to turn gay, so that leans me more toward oxycodone. But I don't want to become a sex crazed drug addict, which again leans me to oxycodone.

I just can't believe it is that easy. Am I missing something? I thought being a doctor was supposed to be difficult!? Typical of the jew doctors to trick us and take our money...

[unknown_pleasures]

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Marijuana won't make you gay or a sex maniac. (However If you're worried about this, I wouldn't take it, as it will worsen your paranoid tendancies.)

Marijuana also won't kill your brain cells as rapidly as oxycodone. (Brain cells which are evidently scarce/underworked as it is.)

So best just to stay sober and pray for Gods Guidance.
Peace and love my neighbour.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Marijuana won't make you gay or a sex maniac.

You could not be more wrong. The surest way to a life as a mud packer is by taking that first toke of the ganja. Just say no!

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Marijuana or oxycodone

I have recently been getting ear ache from having to listen to the liberals complain every night on Fox news. My doctor won't listen to me (he banned me actually) so I have done some intarnets searches. Lo and behold I can have my choice of prescription medications - without a prescription! Praise the Lord for the miracle of the free market!!

Since I live in California (until my probation finishes, then off to Iowa woo!), I can choose between many medications - in particular, marijuana or oxycodone. There are a lot of plusses and minuses for each - primarily I don't want to turn gay, so that leans me more toward oxycodone. But I don't want to become a sex crazed drug addict, which again leans me to oxycodone.

I just can't believe it is that easy. Am I missing something? I thought being a doctor was supposed to be difficult!? Typical of the jew doctors to trick us and take our money...

Yes, you're missing the power of Prayer.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes, you're missing the power of Prayer.

I wonder if Little Donkey Show prays to Jesus, or prefers to worship something more . . . equine.

[HTannor]

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I remember once when Rush Limbaugh was passing through Freehold and Sheriff Don cited him for driving 26 in a 25 zone.

The Rushter appeared in my court and pleaded for leniency. I granted it and he was so thankful he gave me a couple tablets of Oxycontin for my sore back.

I can attest that Oxycontin did not turn me gay.

I cannot say the same about oxycodone, Little Donkey, but I suggest you try it and then look at a photo of Brad Pitt and see if anything rises to the occasion.

[braylix]

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I have recently been getting ear ache from having to listen to the liberals complain every night on Fox news. My doctor won't listen to me (he banned me actually) so I have done some intarnets searches. Lo and behold I can have my choice of prescription medications - without a prescription! Praise the Lord for the miracle of the free market!!

Since I live in California (until my probation finishes, then off to Iowa woo!), I can choose between many medications - in particular, marijuana or oxycodone. There are a lot of plusses and minuses for each - primarily I don't want to turn gay, so that leans me more toward oxycodone. But I don't want to become a sex crazed drug addict, which again leans me to oxycodone.

I just can't believe it is that easy. Am I missing something? I thought being a doctor was supposed to be difficult!? Typical of the jew doctors to trick us and take our money...

let me ask you a question, who made Marijuana? who made oxycodones?
Marijuna is a herb or a plant, one Gods creations, so your telling me that god would make a plant that makes someone gay, sense it is an abomination? doesn't make sense to me

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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let me ask you a question, who made Marijuana? who made oxycodones?
Marijuna is a herb or a plant, one Gods creations, so your telling me that god would make a plant that makes someone gay, sense it is an abomination? doesn't make sense to me

Smoking oleander or poison oak will make you dead. Who made those plants?

Smoking tobacco will give you cancer and emphysema. Who made tobacco?

[Godfly]

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let me ask you a question, who made Marijuana? who made oxycodones?
Marijuna is a herb or a plant, one Gods creations, so your telling me that god would make a plant that makes someone gay, sense it is an abomination? doesn't make sense to me

Obama tried to crack down on oxicodone abuse. The result was that heroine use increased. Money that was being poured into the American economy now goes to Muslim poppy growers overseas. People who were once valuable consumers in the free market turned into common junkies overnight.

Oxicodone is a Godly drug made in America by Americans. Marijuana like heroine helps to fund terrorists and makes liberal nonsense seem real. Buying marijuana strengthens the enemies of God and weakens the United States.

Who made marijuana? You will find out when you end up in Hell!

[James Hutchins]

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I do not take any medication unless provided by a Pastor or Reverend. Insurance will not cover it, it is terribly expensive but I can always rest assured is is God Approved(r).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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let me ask you a question, who made Marijuana? who made oxycodones?
Marijuna is a herb or a plant, one Gods creations, so your telling me that god would make a plant that makes someone gay, sense it is an abomination? doesn't make sense to me

Who made heroin? Who made strictnine? Who made cyanide? Who made poison oak? Would you smoke that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Who made heroin? Who made strictnine? Who made cyanide? Who made poison oak? Would you smoke that?

Did you know God put cyanide in apple seeds and apricot pits?

And did you know that while tomatoes are quite healthy, eating the greens of the same plant can sicken or even kill you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Did you know God put cyanide in apple seeds and apricot pits?

And did you know that while tomatoes are quite healthy, eating the greens of the same plant can sicken or even kill you?

I wouldn't eat a tomato if you gave me a solid gold Bible.

It's a papist plant.

[speedyburp]

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I have recently been getting ear ache from having to listen to the liberals complain every night on Fox news. My doctor won't listen to me (he banned me actually) so I have done some intarnets searches. Lo and behold I can have my choice of prescription medications - without a prescription! Praise the Lord for the miracle of the free market!!

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Why don't you just stop listening to Fox news?

[speedyburp]

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Who made heroin? Who made strictnine? Who made cyanide? Who made poison oak? Would you smoke that?

Well actually the plants containing these poisons evolved to be poisonous so animals wouldn't eat them, but being Christian you always have to assume everything is about you, and that God put everything where it is for the sake of humanity (why?). Humans are insignificant, get over it. It doesn't matter.